The Supergirls Saga: “The Virus of My Virus is the Cure” pt.45

Jill 2024
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Supergirls Saga (If you’re new, start the Supergirl Saga here…)

Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet, Barn Interior
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet” is still running

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish and on the farm, Roger, Ann, Earl, Wendy and Walt


If you already know what’s going on, skip to: Trap the Spark otherwise…
Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 44) …

Steve’s waltz with Dot started sweet—her hippie dress, her self-aware curtsy—but ended with her dropping a line that stopped him cold: “God and chaos can coexist.” It sounded like a slogan. But for Steve, it was a key, a clue in the open.

That’s when the memory hit: weeks ago, he’d been at Dot’s apartment. The place was a wreck. Overturned furniture. Broken glass. A fist-sized hole in the wall. And Dot? She just smiled and called it her “Red Hour”—a Star Trek reference he’d filed away without understanding.

Now, sitting in the dirt outside the barn, the pieces finally locked together. Dot doesn’t live in peace—she’s at war. Dressed as Supergirl she holds the hands of dying kids in hospice wards. And the brutal cost of that serenity is her own private chaos: rage-proofed plastic dishes, paintings screwed into studs, furniture that can survive being thrown. She’s not a mystic sweetheart. She’s a ticking time bomb who’s just barely winning a war she fights alone.

Steve’s realization hit harder when he turned it inward: he’s not just making costumes. He’s manufacturing an army of Supergirls to march straight into those same oncology wards. “Am I handing you all a uniform to march you into an emotional meat-grinder?”

With Adriah and Izzy, he started sketching a plan—ease in with fundraisers, buddy system, actual conversations afterward, let Dot help the others process what she already knows. But Adriah turned the question back on him: Steve, who can’t even watch a movie about suffering, how will you handle it when it’s staring you in the face?

Izzy grounded him, reminding him he can’t fix everything. And for now, he just had to finish the dance. He did—a sweeping Blue Danube waltz with Izzy that brought him back to the present.

Eight days left on the Supergirl bet. And the next partner? Kat. The human Brillo pad.


8 days 1 hour 22 minutes to Bet Deadline

Trap the Spark

Location: Interior farm barn, night. We pickup directly from the end of part 44.

Next on my waltz dance card is Kat, our grumpy cat hair stylist.

Kat is an attractive 5’4″ brunette of attitude. A brash, mid-thirties hair stylist with a wicked sense of humor, a sharper tongue, and absolutely no problem telling you exactly what she thinks. She’s our resident bitch, and wears the title proudly. But underneath all that sass is a fiercely protective woman with a surprisingly soft heart, you just have to know how to get to it. Kat will bust your balls one minute and hold you together the next—and she’d rather die than let anyone catch her being sentimental about it. I sometimes refer to her as “Grumpy Kat.”

She looks at me smirking. “What?”

I shrug, “You really want to dance the waltz, Kat?”

She tosses her hair in mock glamour style, “Am I not girlie enough for you?”

“For me? Trust me, this isn’t for me, hun.”

“Oh, I get that, totally…” she quips. “Ya, know it’s kinda cool, we’re both fish out of our element here. You car guy artist and me…”

“Bitch?”

“Well, yeah, ok. Look, I just want to see if I’m missing something…”

“Did you play with dolls as a girl?” I ask.

She nods.

“Then…” I straighten up, take a step backwards, extend my hand palm up. “Buckle up!” I bow.

“That’s the romantic introduction?” she laughs. “I’ll rethink this.”

“Fine.” I cough. “May I have this dance?”

Kat puts her hand in mine.

“No. You have to curtsy first.” I smirk. “Let’s see it.”

She flaps her arms at her side, “I want to skip that.”

“Fine, then I won’t extend my hand to ask for the dance.”

“No, I want that part,” she whispers. “Your part, Steve, is chivalry, mine is submission.”

“Chivalry and submission of that time were one and the same. I’m the one hanging out there asking for the dance. You cannot accept, making me look like a fool. You’ve kinda killed the mood. Maybe we should–“

“No no no. Okay, take it from the top…” she replies. “Okay, Prince Charming.”

“Brace yourself.”

We move through the introduction, dance offering, curtsy, bow and accept.

I snicker, “This requires I touch you with both hands, you know…”

“Oh, shut up. You picked me up and through me over your shoulder, or did you forget?” (That’s here.)

I roll my eyes. We get into position and enter the music a little late.

This is going to be like dancing with a Thanksgiving turkey. After carving.

One turn.

Two steps.

Then Kat puts the wrong foot down.

I compensate.

She goes left.

I go right.

We collide just enough to make the whole thing ugly.

I stop. “Roger, I’m sorry. Take it from the top. I’m all left feet.”

“Hey.” Kat looks at me. “That was me. I screwed up.”

“Nope,” I retort.

“Steve—”

“It’s fine.” I dismiss it with a wave of my hand. “Take it from the top.”

Roger reaches for the controls. A few of the other ladies join him at the soundboard.

Kat shakes her head. “I screwed up.”

“Nope. You’re fine.”

“I stepped on you,” she insists.

“And I survived.”

She looks at me.

I lean closer.

“Relax. This isn’t a test.”

She exhales.

I glance toward the soundboard. Everyone is moving over there now. All of them.

“Okay.”

I extend my hand again. “Ready?”

She takes it. “Sure.”

The music starts again. I lead. This time she watches my feet. I watch hers.

We move.

“See?” I say quietly. “You’re fine.”

“Shut up.”

“That’s better.”

She smiles.

We make it halfway around the floor when I notice something. Everyone is clustered around the soundboard. Not watching us. All of them.

Kat notices too. “What the hell are they doing?”

“I have no idea.”

We make another turn. I glance over again.

“Okay, now I’m curious.”

Kat raises an eyebrow. “You’re curious?”

“I’m trying to impress people here with my rusty skills. Apparently there’s a more interesting show behind the soundboard.”

I stop. “Come on.”

We step off the floor and walk toward the crowd.

From our side, all we can see is the back of the soundboard and a wall of women crowded around it. They’ve got their fronts to us, looking at Roger and Walt like a bunch of people watching a DJ work a nightclub.

“What’s the big attraction?” I call out. “I’m over here trying to dance.”

A few heads turn.

Nobody answers.

I walk around the side. They’re all staring at Walt’s smartphone. “Seriously?”

Kat peers over my shoulder. “What are you looking for?”

Someone turns around, practically glowing. “We can dance a waltz to Metallica!”

I stare. Kat looks at me. I look at Kat.

“No.”

Someone laughs. “What?”

“No. I am not waltzing to Metallica,” I reply.

Kat grins. “Why not?”

“Because it, just, no…”

She folds her arms. “You were dancing in a tobacco barn.”

“Those are unrelated issues,” I mutter.

Donna looks at me, “We’re looking for songs in 3/4 time that can be waltz songs for us to dance to.”

I roll my eyes.

Highway to Hell

To keep this moving I decide to prove my point, not argue it. I pull Kat to the dance floor center. I shout over, “Fine, fire up Metallica. Nothing Else Matters.”

I pull Kat into the dance. We find it hard to get in the mood as I can tell by her face. She’s mainly more amused than engaged. I press on about forty five seconds into the song.

I look at Kat. She’s not grooving. She’s tolerating.

“You feelin’ it?” I ask.

“Not so much…”

We float to a stop. I shout toward the soundboard. “That’s a no on this song, Roger dawg! There’s no girl dreaming of dancing to Metallica, especially ‘Nothing Else Matters.’ It’s like playing AC/DC’s ‘Highway to Hell’ at a wedding.”

Kat snorts. “That’s exactly what it’s like.”

“Roger, we’re going to have to find something else.”

Walt holds up his phone. “We have Take It to the Limit by the Eagles.”

I look at Kat. She shrugs.

“Better than Metallica,” she says.

“That’s a low bar.”

“You’re not wrong.” She smiles.

Roger starts the next track. We start dancing again. And it’s still not perfect. But it’s better. The peanut gallery can tell we’re not digging it.

There’s a lot of low-level arguing. Then Roger or someone else, pulls the plug on the Eagles and puts on Def Leppard. Animal!

I stop. I cock my head, grin and raise a brow toward Kat. She grins. “Yes!” She starts rocking.

This is where it officially came off the rails.

The others start drifting onto the floor, the waltz long gone now. They’re rocking, laughing, moving wherever the music takes them.

I look at Kat. I raise one finger. I have an idea.

She narrows her eyes. I start dancing backward. “What the f…?” she mutters.

I don’t answer. I keep moving backward until I reach Ann. I hold out my hand. “C’mon. You know you want to.”

Ann laughs. “Steve—”

“Come on. Make believe it’s Elvis.”

She finally takes my hand. I pull her onto the floor. Ann starts dancing. Or at least attempting to, probably better than me. She’s laughing too hard to stay completely coordinated.

I glance back. Kat is standing there with both arms in the air. “I lost my partner!”

I grin. “Hang on. Temporary reassignment. BRB.”

Kat shakes her head, laughing. The others are smiling and pointing at Ann, giving thumbs up and fist pumps.

As the final, screaming chords of Animal echo up into the timber rafters, the high-energy spirit in the barn is through the roof. The gloom from the driveway is officially dead and buried. (Last chapter) Everyone is panting, laughing, and wiping sweat from their foreheads.

Before Roger can even think about dropping another rock track from the soundboard, Kat marches straight back up onto the edge of the varnished wooden stage. She places her hands on her hips, looking around the room like a drill sergeant in a summer dress.

“Hey! I was cheated out of my waltz!” she yells over the chatter, her grumpy-cat mock smirk firmly back in place. “Everyone beat it. Clear off the stage!”

The other women start giggling and groaning, stepping off the raised wood and back down onto the dirt floor, leaving the platform wide open.

Kat turns her gaze directly onto me, pointing a sharp finger. “Where’s Steve?”

Ann laughs, gently patting my arm as she steps off the stage to join Earl. “Go get ’em, Prince Charming.”

I roll my eyes, though I can’t help the real smile breaking through my exhausted face. I straighten my Best Buy shirt, walk across the polished planks, and stop right in front of her.

“I thought you weren’t girlie enough for this, Kat,” I tease, dropping into a low, theatrical bow.

“Shut up and extend your hand, Mr. Woron,” she quips, though she’s grinning ear to ear.

I lift my hand palm up, and this time, when she places her hand in mine, there’s no hesitation. She’s not watching my feet anymore. She’s ready.

I nod toward the soundboard. “Roger dawg, take it from the top. Three-four time. And keep it standard.”

Kat waves it off. “No no. We can’t go from that, right to a waltz. It’s wrong.”

I lift a finger, indicating an idea, and wave Jackie over. She’s a huge Marillion fan. “What’s wrong?” she asks.

“Nothing. Hey, we need a segue song from Animal to Blue Danube classical. Can we do that?”

Jackie mulls it over, then looks at me with a twinkle in her eye. “I got it.” She winks at me.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” I smile.

“Yes.” She darts for the soundboard. There’s chatter as they search. Pointing. Smiling. Walt nodding. Jackie makes a quick clapping sound like she found a twenty in her shorts.

I look at Kat. “You’re about to get a bonus dance… I mean if you want.” I pause. “You know what?” I wave Roger over. He looks at me, blank. I wave more earnestly.

He shuffles over. “What’s up?”

Interlude

I look over the soundboard as Jackie nods at me—she’s ready. “We need a segue slow dance to the waltz. Look, I don’t want to hog all the babes, so would you ask this lovely lady—Kat’s her name—to a dance?”

“I’d be honored…”

I hope Jackie picked the song I’m thinking of.

“Kat, would that be okay with you?”

“Oh hell, yeah.”

I back away and as I do, I whisper in her ear, “Gee, looks like you’re playing with dolls…”

She grins.

I shout over. “Wait five seconds and hit it, Jackie…”

She smiles and nods.

Beautiful by Marillion plays. It’s a wonderful melancholy song that’s not too sappy but a slow beat with great poetic lyrics. The song is literally about the world giving bad names to beautiful things and not giving beautiful things a chance.

My eyes drift to the soundboard where Earl, Walt, and Wendy are swaying to the music. I look for Ann. Yup, she’s smiling watching her hubby dance with Kat. Talk about an unlikely couple…

Jackie appears to be shading a tear. I ask, “You okay?”

She nods quickly. “These lyrics always get me…”

I smile to acknowledge her. It also doubles as the ultimate autumn song.

I watch Kat and Roger. They’re grinning, talking softly. Hmmm. My mind steps backward. I fold my arms. I shake my head. Wow. We ended up here on this farm—a swap meet by mistake, looking for a car show. Now my hair stylist is dancing a slow dance with the farm’s owner. Incredible.

Kat’s waltz dance is finally next. This is the formal dance we tried to do from the start to classic music before we got all side tracked. But.

I look at Roger.

Then at Kat.

“Okay. Here’s a thought.”

Roger looks up.

“What?”

“You’ve danced with Ann. Pretty good, too.”

“Thank you.”

“I’ve been screwing up with Kat all night,” I admit.

“That’s true.” Roger grins.

I turn to Kat.

“So here’s the deal. I can dance with you…”

I point at myself.

“Or…”

I point toward Roger. Roger nods.

I point harder at Roger. Roger nods again.

Kat looks between us. “Are you two serious?”

“Very.”

Roger folds his arms.

I gesture toward him like a game-show host.

“On today’s episode of Who Wants to Waltz with Kat? we have two handsome and highly qualified candidates.”

Roger looks at me.

“Highly qualified?”

“Don’t wreck the pitch.”

Kat folds her arms. “So I get to choose?”

“Absolutely.”

Roger gives me a tiny nod.

I give Roger a tiny nod back.

We’re trying very hard not to look like we’re coordinating.

Kat notices. “You’re both trying to get out of this.”

“No.”

“Not at all.”

We say it at the same time.

She laughs.

“Okay. Steve or Roger…”

“Choose who you’d like, Kat.”

I point toward Roger with one hand, pretending to scratch my nose.

Roger points subtly toward me.

Kat looks between us.

“Wait. I actually get to choose?”

“Absolutely.”

Walt steps forward. “I’d like to be considered.”

Earl looks over. “Me too.”

I turn. “What?”

One of the two swap meet guys who wandered in earlier raises his hand. “What about us?”

The other guy nods. “Yeah. We’re available.”

The women erupt.

Kat looks around at all of them.

“What the hell just happened?”

Rene is laughing. “Wow. The girl who’s not even a model gets all the guys!”

Kat points at me. “This is your fault.”

“How is this my fault?”

“You turned dancing into a dating show.” Kat looks around at the assembled men. Walt. Earl. Two guys probably from the swap meet who have somehow become part of this. Roger. Me.

“I can’t choose,” she says.

“Why not?” I ask.

“Because I don’t know four of you.”

“You know Roger.”

“I just met him.”

“You know me.”

“You’re the one who started this.” she replies.

She’s got a point.

Roger steps forward. “How about a compromise?”

I look at him. “What kind of compromise?”

“We let fate decide.”

The wanderers perk up. “Fate?”

Roger pulls out a quarter. “Heads or tails.”

I shake my head. “Too simple.”

Earl steps forward. “Odds or evens.”

We all look at him.

“Schoolyard style,” he explains. “Everyone shoots a number. One person calls odds or evens. Whoever matches the call stays in the running.”

I look at Roger. He nods.

First round, I beat Roger.

Next, I beat Walt, who’d already taken out Earl.

A couple more rounds later, six men have been whittled down to two. The dust settles. Me and the swap meet guy who raised his hand first.

We face each other.

“Odds or evens?” he asks.

“Evens,” I say.

We shoot.

He holds up two fingers. I hold up two fingers.

“Four,” he says. “Even!”

He grins technically winning.

“I lose,” I instantly blurt, “I guess I have to dance with her…”

He blinks.

“Wait. What?”

I turn to Kat. She’s staring at me.

“I lost,” I say. “So I have to dance with you.”

She looks at the other guy. He’s still holding up his two fingers, looking completely baffled.

“But… he won,” she says.

“That’s the game,” I reply matter of fact. “The loser has to dance with you.”

She looks at me. “Are you freaking kidding me?”

I don’t answer.

Because she’s right. I play it to see if it works. But I’m not going to admit it.

The guy lowers his hand. “I don’t understand.”

Roger pats his shoulder. “You will. Eventually. Besides, I can you do the waltz?”

“For her, I would’ve learned…” He replies under his breath.

I smile and nod, extend my hand to Kat. “May I have this dance?”

She stares at my hand, shaking her head.

“You’re impossible.” She curtsies.

“I get that a lot.”

I look at her, sincere. “Win or lose, I was dancing with you.”

She blinks.

“I should have known.” She shakes her head. “How the hell did I not see that coming? Unbelievable.”

“Steve.” She pauses. “And if he argued with you for my dance?”

“I would have asked you to make the choice,” I say. “And you would’ve chosen me.”

“Oh really?” She raises an eyebrow grinning ear to ear. “You’re so sure of yourself.”

“Like the last scene in Star Trek episode Amok Time. Except you didn’t kill me…”

She grins. “The night’s still young, Mister.”

She takes my hand. I bow.

And we dance. The music flows. She moves like she’s been doing this her whole life.

The rest of the barn is a blur. The soundboard. The cluster of women. The ongoing debate about Metallica. None of it matters. See what I did there?

It’s just us.

“Ya know…” She looks at me as she dips. “In your own twisted way, you fought for me.”

I blink.

“Wow,” I say looking towards the heavens. “I kinda did.” I pause, guiding her through a turn. “I dunno, suddenly you were worth fighting for. Low stakes, but nevertheless…”

She studies me, eyes glistening. “You know, back at the mansion when you collapsed and Izzy was there, I told her I didn’t like you.” (That’s here.)

I raise an eyebrow.

“Umm. Okay…”

“I might have told her I changed my opinion of you…”

We glide past the soundboard. No one looks up.

I wait.

She sighs.

“I said… ‘He’s kinda grown on me. He’s an artist and an intellect, a rare combination. Usually you find one or the other but never both in one guy. That’s part of his problem…'”

I stare at her.

“You said that?”

“I said that.”

“Weeks ago?”

“Weeks ago.”

I don’t know what to say.

We turn. She follows without hesitation.

“Part of his problem,” I repeat.

She shrugs. “You’re complicated.”

“I’m an artist.”

“Same thing.”

I laugh.

“Same thing,” I agree.

We keep moving.

The music swells. And for a moment, the barn disappears.

We end the song. She lets go of my hand. I bow. She curtsies.

“Thank you for the dance, Kat,” I say.

She bows her head and smiles.

I turn to walk away. She grabs my arm.

I turn back.

“Thank you…” she whispers, like it’s a secret. From her eyes, I can tell those two words hold weight. For a few minutes, she let her guard down. She even surprised herself.

Or… maybe not.

You ever have that feeling like something’s missing?

I call her, “Katherine.”

She stops and turns and I approach her. She looks slightly puzzled.

I look her in the eyes, “Can I kiss you? On the cheek?”

I thought it would be a nice button on our dance moment.

“If you have to ask, it ruins the moment,” she replies.

I know exactly what she means.

“No… you’re right,” I say turning away, not getting a look at her reaction.

Just when I think I understand women, one will jam a hot poker in my eye. I’m not saying Kat would do that. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if she did.

It’s time for my break. I sit at the picnic table. Roger has his fun getting everyone in position for line dancing. I sip my old drink. I think it’s mine. Oh well.

He puts on his headset and begins instruction. Everyone is having fun.

I sigh. Sit back.

Just as I relax, Adriah sees I’m alone. She steps off the stage and approaches.

“Well—”

I hold up my hand.

“Hold the smart-ass remarks. I’m doing this for the group. For group solidarity. Here’s the thing: if I didn’t do it, later I’d get ‘why didn’t you dance with the ladies?’ Now that I am doing it, I’m waiting to be called an attention hog. So I can’t win.” I pause. “Tell me I’m wrong.”

“Ah,” she says. “I was going to say you’re doing a great job.”

“Ppppft.”

She looks at me. “Are you overstimulated or something?”

“What am I? Three years old?”

“Can I sit next to you?”

“Sure,” I mutter.

She takes a seat right next to me and leans her head against me. “Anything wrong? You can talk to me.”

I scoff. “Dear, men are allowed to have two feelings: fine and mad. I’m fine.”

Silence from her. Just the dance music.

“Did you roll your eyes?” I ask. “Because I heard it.”

She looks up me. “I just wanted to thank you for my dance. I’d ask for another one but it seems you have a full dance card.”

“We’ll see how I feel at the end. No promises,” I offer.

“You know we can dance at the cottage or my house,” She replies.

“Did you add a dance floor I don’t know about?”

“Well, no. Hey, we could play the music off the deck and waltz on the beach. Wouldn’t that be romantic?”

“You’re killing me…” I mutter.

She pats my arm, “You think on it…”

I shake my head.

Reina joins us at the table. “You ok, Steve?”

Adriah jumps in, “He’s buffering…”

“Ah. Sorry.” She sits slowly like the table is made of glass. “Donna’s having doubts about the waltz dancing.”

I blink. “Ask her to come down here. Wait, is there anyone else that feels the same?”

Reina shrugs, “I’ll get her…” She pulls Donna out of the line dance and she sits across from me panting.

“Donna. Do you not want to do the waltz dance? That’s perfectly ok. I mean, if you want Roger, Earl or the guy from the swap meet can dance with you…?”

“As tempting as that sounds… dancing with a guy from the rusty parts swap meet, I—”

“You don’t have to do this… I— This is some fine mess I got myself into so…” I reply.

“No, it’s not that. I just don’t think I’m ready,” she says lowering her voice. “I’ll trip you.”

I don’t press her. “How’s this; I can have Roger work with you while I’m doing the others and we’ll save you for the end. But. Only if you want.”

She thinks.

I laugh, “By then I’ll be freaking exhausted so you’ll look like a whiz. How’s that?”

She perks up, “Bet.”

I look at Adriah. She laughs, “That means great. Awesome Ok.”

After a few minutes of just relaxing with Reina and Adriah keeping me company the line dancing comes to a stop. The ladies drift off the stage as Jill trots over to me. “My dance is next…” She does a little jig.

The Virus is the Virus

Oh no. Her nickname is Chatterbox for a reason.

The evening fan’s breeze tugs at Jill’s long blonde hair, catching the honeyed strands like spun gold against the soft string lights, but her bare feet remained planted firmly on the barn dirt—a quiet anchor for a girl who spent too much time adrift in everyone else’s storms.

Her bright green eyes, usually so sharp and unreadable when she dropped her heavy truths, softened tonight with something more fragile, more hesitant, as she tucked that familiar strand behind her ear.

She carries guilt like a second skin, that soft-spoken conscience-keeper who saw every crack in our foundation before anyone else did, but beneath that nervous chatter and the weight of her perpetual worry was a warmth I rarely got to see unguarded.

She’s one hundred fifteen pounds of figure brick shithouse, every curve hand sculpted by an almighty creator that’s eluded me. Jill puts on her sandals.

Roger plays some soft background music as I pry my bones off the bench. Jill smiles, “C’mon, old man, I’ve been looking forward to this all evening.”

“That makes one of us,” I chirp. “Where do you get all this energy, girl?”

“I know, right?”

She literally pulls me up on the dance floor. “Jill, take it down a notch. Maybe you should dance with the one of the swap meet guys…”

“Who Dan and Jason?”

“You know their names?’

“Yeah, they were talking to me.” She looks back at me. I get exhausted just looking at her. “I want the whole ball of wax. Intro, Outro, everything…”

“Of course you do…” I mutter.

“What?”

“Nothing. How good are you at this dance?”

She smiles, “You’ll see. C’mon…”

I take the steps back, offer my hand, ask her for the dance. She curtsies.

Jill takes my hand.

We start moving.

For a few seconds, neither of us says anything. That’s not like her.

Then she leans slightly closer.

“You know I still have the intel.”

“Intel. Oh.” I glance at her. “Barry’s last name?” (That’s here)

“Aha.”

I raise an eyebrow. “We need a computer to research him.”

“Why?”

“I don’t trust phone results unless it’s just trivia garbage or a cat throwing a basketball video.”

“Right. Okay…”

We keep dancing.

Nobody around us seems to have noticed that we just changed the subject from waltzing to investigating our nosey neighbor Barry.

Which, considering this group, probably means we’re having a perfectly normal conversation.

Jill smiles, “I can’t wait to tell my parents I know how to waltz.” A beat. “Yeah… They think you’re weird. One guy with two dozen women. They think you’re up to something.”

I let her keep talking.

“They ask me every week what went on here and what I did…”

I stare at her through the moves without a reply.

“They see the pictures we take and can’t figure out your ulterior motive. They tell me to be careful.”

I jump in, “And what do you think, Jill?”

“I think… Ya know, I don’t know what to think. If you’re here to get girls, that hasn’t happened, well except for Adriah. She’s the oldest here. And you two met before you formed the group. So I dunno… Maybe you’re playing a long game, but it been almost two years so…”

I just shake my head. I find her conversation unsettling.
I understand where it comes from. I do.
But somehow that makes it worse. I’ve spent two years trying to build a place where these women can create, experiment and feel safe. And apparently, somewhere outside these walls, I’m still the guy everyone needs to watch. I can’t win. If a woman created this group no one would give a second thought.

I pipe up as we enter a turn in the dance. “I’ve done nothing but create a safe place to be creative, build your portfolios and have some fun, so…”

Jill nods.

“I guess. But you know how sometimes you get one of those computer viruses online?”

“Yeah.” My hand tightens in hers.

“It tells you to call a number to fix the virus.”

“Right…”

“Except the solution to fix the virus is the virus.”

I look at her.

“You know what I mean?” she says.

I nod slowly. “Yeah. I think I do.”

She looks me straight in the eyes.

“And you’re very clever…”

“So, wait, I’m in some long con?” I mutter.

“Well, no. But you could be a great actor…”

The song ends but we’re standing still in the dance position still talking and it’s caught the attention of some of the others. I don’t let her break the dance pose.

“Jill, I don’t even know what to say…”

“Forget it, Steve, it’s stupid.” She takes a beat, “Look the fact I was comfortable enough to tell you that says I trust you implicitly, right?”

“Comfortable enough to slip a knife in, yeah I guess…” We’re still in the dance pose. I sigh. “Did you at least enjoy our dance?”

“Oh, hell yeah.”

I let go of her hand and bow then she curtsies.

That was weird. Where’s this coming from? The more I find out about these women, the less I want to find out about these women. Of course Radar O’Reilly Adriah picks up something is off.

I raise my hand, “Quick break outside to water some corn… be right back.”

I push the giant barn doors open and I hear the line music start. Once outside I just let out a sigh so big the Rhode Island weather systems probably register it. As I try to reset, the big red weathered barn door creaks open.

Jill sticks her head out. “Are we good?”

“Sure.”

“I don’t believe you.”

I scoff. She slinks outside, her stride apprehensive, cautious.

She whispers, “I’m really sorry. I don’t know where all that came from. I do trust you or I wouldn’t be in the group. You gave me the Supergirl project. I say stupid things…”

Just then the barn door flies open and Kat flies out. “Where the hell is Steve?”

We both turn towards her, silent. Kat storms over to me and grabs the sides of my head.

She plants a massive wet kiss on my lips. Makes the kissing smack sound and pulls back.

I blink a few times.

She disappears as quickly as she appeared through the barn doors inside.

Jill looks at me. Jaw dropped.

Kat looks back through the crack in the barn door, “That didn’t happen!” She disappears.

Crickets.

Finally Jill slowly turns her head and looks at me, “What the fuck was THAT?”

I smile, “Oh,” I smile “some unfinished business…”

8 days 0 hour 15 minutes to Bet Deadline


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The Supergirls Saga: “The Rage Room” pt.44

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Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet, Barn Interior
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet” is still running

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish and on the farm, Roger, Ann, Earl, Wendy and Walt


If you already know what’s going on, skip to: The Rage Room otherwise…
Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 43) …

Steve went to a farm swap meet tricked into line dancing.

Instead, he got dragged into a ballroom lesson, stepped on Jackie’s foot, and was informed—by a beautiful British woman in sandals—that he needed to be “easy on the piggies.”

That was the moment the evening went completely off the rails.

Jackie decided Steve needed to be polished. Steve decided Jackie needed to be reminded who was actually in charge. Somewhere between formal bows, curtsies, fairy-tale entrances and a barn full of increasingly entertained spectators, the two of them turned a waltz lesson into something dangerously close to a gunslinger showdown.

Then Steve did something nobody expected.

He actually danced.

And when Adriah asked for her turn, Steve made her wait.

Which was probably the worst possible thing he could have done to a woman who is accustomed to getting exactly what she wants.

The formal dance begins.

The barn goes quiet.

The music swells.

And somewhere between the Blue Danube, an old muscle memory from 1978, and Adriah looking up at him with that smile, Steve realizes there is a problem.

He’s the one melting. Not her.

Of course, the universe isn’t finished with him.

Just when Steve thinks the whole ridiculous ballroom detour is finally over and he can get on with the line dancing, Dot steps forward.

Then Sophie.

Then Reina.

Then Brandy.

Then Chloe…

Apparently, watching Steve turn into a fairy-tale prince has created a demand.

There is now a line.

A very long line.

Steve has one question:

How many women can one man waltz with before this stops being dancing and becomes community service?

Jackie plots an idea to have him ride in a white horse, Roger’s horse. And somewhere in the background, the Supergirl bet is still ticking down.

Eight days.

And counting.


8 days 2 hours 12 minutes to Bet Deadline

The Rage Room

Location: Interior farm barn, night. We pickup directly from the end of part 43.

Dot steps onto the dance floor. She’s wearing a simple hippie-inspired summer dress, no jewelry, her hair loose and natural. She doesn’t curtsy perfectly—she does it with a small, self-aware smile, like she’s in on the joke but she’s decided to participate anyway.

I lift a weary finger, “Dot, my lady, give me a second…”

She smiles. I go to Roger behind the soundboard with Walt. I formally greet Walt with a handshake and smile.

Roger teasing me says, “Special request, Steve?”

“Kinda…” I reach into my pocket. Pull out a five-dollar bill. Slap it into Roger’s hand.

“Mr. Lincoln says the horses need their rest for the night.”

Roger slowly unfolds the bill. Stares at it. Scoffs. “Five bucks?”

“Hey, the lady overhead is crazy.”

He looks at me, half-insulted, half-amused. “How did you plan to pay for dinner at the diner? Fly in a pill bottle?”

“Don’t be ridiculous.” I pause. “It’s in a plastic bag.”

Roger stares at me. He was expecting me to deny it. Or admit it. Instead, I just corrected the packaging. He starts laughing. A full, rolling laugh. The kind that bends him over. Even Woody from Toy Story laughs.

I lean in, “The women are going to ask you for a ride on the horse staging a Prince Charming entrance.”

Walt leans in, “When is he getting here?”

Roger and I give him the “Duh” stare.

“Oh. Right, gotcha.”

“Your money’s no good here,” Roger says, still laughing. “As the kids say, ‘I got your back’…”

He hands the money back. “Cool.”

I turn to leave then stop, “Walt, you have a smartphone?”

“Yeah…”

“Don’t let the women see it,” I say under my breath.

“Why?”

“Cause they’re gonna wanna look up my dating profile…” I reply.

“Oh, the one you profess you don’t have?” Roger snickers.

I glare at him, “Let’s say ‘yes’.”

He and Walt snicker and give me a thumbs up.

I roll my eyes and return to Dot waiting patiently.

Ah, Dot (Dorothy).

Now Dot is six feet of calm in a world that rarely offers it. She’s thin but fit, with long, graceful limbs and long natural blonde hair that falls past her shoulders like it’s part of the atmosphere. She’s a mystic sweetheart, all genuine—what you see is exactly who she is. No performance. No mask. Just presence.

I bow. “May I have this dance, pretty lady?” She places her hand in mine, after her curtsy, grinning ear to ear.

We step into the waltz.

She’s light. She follows without hesitation. She’s not nervous—she’s just present. That’s her.

She does very well, and doesn’t say anything so I feel I must. “So,” I say, “who’s gonna win the Supergirl bet?” We dip through the step.

Dot looks at me. “We will.” She says it like it’s obvious. Like the question itself is unnecessary.

I don’t know what to say to that. We glide past Earl and Wendy. The music swells.

“Your charity work…?” I’ve always wanted to know how she can work with kids. Sick kids. Dying kids. “So how do you even process all that…?” I ask, trying to find a less harsh word than the one that’s hanging in the air.

She doesn’t look at me. She’s looking past me, toward the string lights.

“Pain?” she says.

I don’t answer.

“You mean pain,” she says. “It’s okay. You can say it.”

I still don’t answer.

She looks at me. “I process it by being here. With you. With all of these wonderful people. This is how I process it. Before this it was tough.” She pauses. “But I’ll be honest, it’s a band-aid for my heart…”

Damn.

I stare at her.

“Wow,” I say. “Where did that come from?”

She smiles. “I don’t know. It just came out. Steve, I need this. Right here. Right now.”

Dot’s not trying to be profound. She’s just telling the truth.

We finish the dance. I bow. She curtsies.

I escort her back to the edge of the floor.

She looks up at me.

“Thank you,” she says.

“For what?”

“For asking.”

She walks away but stops, turns, “Oh, and; God and chaos can coexist…”

I stand there for a moment.

I don’t know what to say.

I don’t know what to do.

I just stand there. Jaw open.

God and chaos can coexist.

Sasha appears beside me. “You okay?”

“No,” I say. “I think I just got side-Steve’d by Dot.”

Sasha laughs. “Welcome to the club.”

She pats my upper arm, walks away.

I look at Dot. She’s already talking to Donna, laughing about something. She wasn’t trying to be deep. She was just telling the truth. Her truth.

And it landed. Frankly I’m a little rattled.

God and chaos can coexist. Where do I know that from?

Next in the dance queue is Izzy. “Hey, Izz, give me a minute okay, I just want a breath of fresh air?” I see Adriah looking at me wondering what’s up.

“Sure…” Izzy says, “Everything ok?”

“Ah sure… tell Roger I’m taking five. Play some line music.”

I push through the heavy swinging barn doors, letting the crisp night air hit my face. The country background music dulls slightly behind me, replaced by the deep, rhythmic chirping of crickets and the rustle of the surrounding cornfields.

My knees feel weak. I don’t care about the salesman clothes or the Best Buy look anymore. I just slide my back down the rough, weathered timber of the barn’s exterior wall and sink straight into the cool dirt, pulling my knees up to my chest.

I stare out into the pitch-black void of the farm, faint whoosh of cars passing by, my mind spinning. I start accessing memories like a slide show.

A fist-sized hole in the drywall. Plastic plates. Screws in the walls.

Landru. The festival. The Red Hour.

The heavy barn door creaks. Two shadows cut through the warm light spilling out from the entryway.

I don’t even have to look up to know who it is. I can smell the jasmine and cocoa butter before her boots touch the grass. Adriah. And right beside her, Izzy’s lighter, hesitant steps. They must have left the queue the second I walked out.

They stop a few feet away, looking down at me sitting in the dirt.

“Steve?” Izzy asks, her voice soft, laced with genuine worry. “You okay?”

I don’t move. I keep my eyes locked on the dark treeline, the subtle trembling in my hands finally working its way into my jaw.

“She’s a freakin’ time bomb,” I mutter, the words cold and jagged.

Adriah steps closer, her brow furrowing in the dim light of the overhead shop bulbs. “What? Who is a time bomb? Steve, what are you talking about?”

“Dot,” I say, finally turning my head to look up at them. In the shadow of the barn wall, my voice sounds completely hollow. “She’s a ticking time bomb. And she’s holding the detonator in her own apartment.”

Adriah exchanges a quick, sharp look with Izzy. The defensive, post-argument edge from earlier is completely gone, replaced by the sudden, chilling realization that “Doctor Steve” isn’t throwing a tantrum—he’s genuinely terrified for one of their own.

“Steve, slow down,” Adriah says, dropping to a crouch in front of me, her summer dress pooling in the dirt without her even caring. She puts a hand on my knee. “What did Dot say to you on that floor?”

“It’s not what she said,” I whisper, rubbing a hand violently over my face. “It’s what I finally remembered.”

Flashback a Few Weeks Ago

I knock on Dot’s apartment door. No answer. I knock again. There’s a broken coffee table by her door.

The door creaks open. Dot is standing there, calm as ever, wearing a simple summer dress, her hair loose but tidy and nicely groomed. Beautiful lady.

Behind her, the apartment is a disaster. Overturned furniture. Broken stuff. Glass scattered across the floor. A bookshelf is tipped over, books everywhere. A painting is hanging crooked, and I can see a fist-sized hole in the wall beside it.

I stare. I look closer at things that at the time didn’t matter.

“Dot. Holy hell. What happened?!”

She looks back at the chaos, then at me. “Oh, this? Just Red Hour.”

“Red Hour? Like Star Trek?”

She waves a hand. “Everything’s fine. I’ll get it when I get back. No worries.”

She grabs her bag and steps past me, closing the door like nothing is wrong. I stop it from closing.

I don’t move. I peer inside, scanning the rooms.

“Dot—”

“I’m ready to go, Steve.”

“Dot. Wait, did someone hurt you?”

“No, silly,” she turns her face and lifts her arms. “See any marks?”

She smiles. It’s the same smile she always has. Warm. Present. Unbothered. I look at the door. Through the gap, I see the fridge. A magnet holds a piece of paper.

Handwritten.

“God and chaos can coexist.”

I don’t ask.

I follow her to the car. She keeps changing the subject all the way to the cottage. But I file this, because I need that information.

Now.

Present Time

Adriah looks at Izzy. “I don’t get it…”

“God and chaos can coexist.”

I blink.

Wait.

Sitting here in the dirt, the terrifying reality of that memory finally clicks.

“Don’t you see?” I look up at them.

I run her phrase over and over in my head until my pop-culture brain hits the switch. I’m a sci-fi nerd; I know the reference. It’s from classic Star Trek. The Return of the Archons. In the episode, the Red Hour is that brief, lawless window of absolute rioting, vandalism, and raw chaos the citizens are allowed before they have to return to a hollow, perfectly serene state of peace.

But Dot turned it completely inside out. She doesn’t live in a forced peace—she creates a real, beautiful, warm comfort for kids who are staring down the end of their lives in hospice wards. And the brutal cost of maintaining that serene grace for those families is her own personal Red Hour.

I pull my hands away from my face, staring up at Adriah in the dim overhead farm light. “I’ve been in her apartment after the fact, Adriah. I just didn’t know what I was looking at. The broken dishes on her floor? They weren’t porcelain. They were heavy-duty plastic designed to look like ceramic. Every single glass in her cupboard is plastic.”

Izzy lets out a soft breath, stepping closer.

“The paintings on her walls aren’t hung on standard hooks,” I continue, my voice shaking as the pieces lock together. “They’re screwed directly into the timber studs. Those drywall patches I kept seeing? They weren’t from a leaky pipe. The scrapes in her hardwood floor weren’t from moving furniture. They came from furniture being dragged and thrown across the room.”

I take a breath.

“The lampshades were torn. But the lamps were still standing. The bookshelf had been repaired. More than once.”

Nobody says anything.

“She chose things that could survive her.”

Adriah’s face tightens.

“Steve…”

“She knows when the pressure from the suffering is going to build up to a breaking point, and she’s prepared for it. So she rage-proofing her apartment. Dot set up her living space so that when she loses her mind to the grief, she can destroy the room without destroying herself. That note on her fridge isn’t an artistic slogan…”

I look at Adriah, “…It’s a survival manual. She isn’t at peace; she’s at war with the agony of those hospital rooms, and she’s just barely winning.”

I lean my head back hard against the rough barn wood.

“She calls it Red Hour,” I tell them. “She’s been fighting this war completely alone. It costs her a wrecked apartment and a screaming fit just to hold her head up. And what am I doing? Don’t you see it?”

I look back and forth between them.

“I’m inside that barn building a damn assembly line. I’m manufacturing twenty Supergirl costumes. I’m creating a virtual army to send the rest of you girls straight into the exact same oncology wards.”

Izzy’s hand flies to her mouth, her eyes widening in the shadows.

“I thought I was just winning a bet and saving a photoshoot deadline,” I whisper, the words cold and heavy in the night air. “But am I setting the rest of you up for possible, irreversible mental anguish? What happens when Brandy or Chloe or Sasha stands by a hospital bed and watches a five-year-old kid take their last breath, all while they’re standing there wearing a bright blue cape and a red ‘S’ on their chest?”

I look straight at Adriah.

“Huh? Does the virtue of this charity work actually outweigh the psychological wreckage we’re about to walk into? Or am I just handing you all a uniform to march you into an emotional meat-grinder?”

Adriah stands up slowly, her hand sliding off my knee. She looks back toward the heavy wooden doors, where the high-energy country music is still blaring and the lights are bright, totally oblivious to the heavy, existential trap we just uncovered in the dark.

I grunt and get up peeking at Dot inside, Adriah and Izzy still in shock. I look at Dot across the barn.

She’s still laughing among the other ladies.

I think about the sign on her fridge. “God and chaos can coexist.”

“She’s not at peace. She’s at war. And she’s winning. But the price…”

I don’t understand it. But maybe I’m not supposed to.

Izzy grabs me and turns me to face her. “You’re saying she’s a walking time bomb?”

“Yes.”

I close the barn door silently.

Upset I point a finger at her, “And I’m about to make twenty more…”

“There’s another problem.”

Adriah looks at me. “What?”

“We can’t throw twenty people into a pediatric oncology ward and hope everyone reacts like Dot.” I lock eyes, “They’re girls!” I growl.

“You call them ‘women’.”

“Some of them are barely old enough to shave their legs. I’m assuming. Emotionally they’re girls. Izzy?”

She nods in agreement. “Some of them may decide they don’t want any part of it.”

We all exchange glances.

“Then we don’t start there,” I say. “We don’t jump into the deep end.”

Adriah watches me.

“We start with charity events. Fundraisers. Community stuff. Places where people are dealing with problems, but we’re not standing beside a five-year-old who’s dying.”

“Outside,” Izzy adds quietly.

“Exactly. Usually outside. We go in pairs. Nobody goes alone. Buddy system like scuba diving.”

I look back toward the barn.

“We limit the initial exposure. See how everybody handles it. Talk about it afterward. Not just ‘Hey, everybody okay?’ I mean actually talk about what they saw and how it felt.”

Adriah nods slowly. “Okay, okay…”

“And Dot,” I say, “might be one of our best resources.”

Adriah raises an eyebrow.

“She’s already been through this. She knows what it does to you. Let her tell them what she knows.”

I pause.

“Maybe helping the others process it helps her process it, too.”

Izzy looks at me. “So you don’t want to cancel the charity work.”

“No. I want to stop pretending we know what we’re doing. That’s all.”

Adriah smiles faintly.

“That sounds more like you.”

Adriah looks back toward the heavy wooden doors, where the high-energy country music is still blaring and the stage lights are bright, totally oblivious to the heavy, existential trap we just uncovered in the dark.

I take a slow, steady breath. The initial panic is receding, but the sheer weight of what we’re facing is still ringing in my ears. I look at Adriah and Izzy, shaking my head. We can’t dive into a full tactical breakdown out here in the dark. Not right now. If we spiral into a heavy war room session, there’s no way I can walk back onto that floor and maintain the lightness this afternoon is supposed to have. I can’t be in a total doom and gloom mode when I still have thirteen women to dance with.

“I need to think about this,” I say, brushing the dry farm dirt off my palms. “I didn’t account for the backlash. The emotional fallout. We’re going to have a real, serious discussion about this later, okay? But right now, we need to go back inside. I have a plan.”

Adriah crosses her arms, her brow raising. “I am concerned about one person in particular.”

“Okay…?”

“You.”

“Me?” I point to myself.

“Steve, you’ve shared feelings with me about your choice to not consume media about grief, suffering or death. We watch a movie, it can’t be true crime, or anything about people be abused or hurt, especially children… or animals.”

She looks right at me like we’re in a courtroom. “How will you handle it when it’s staring you in the face?”

Izzy pipes up, “Wait, you find that weird? Seriously? That’s spiritual. Virtuous.”

Adriah let’s out a sharp breath. “No, I’m saying, how are you going to handle this stuff? Someone who locks all his angst inside already will be subject to more external pain and suffering…”

She’s not wrong.

Izzy looks at us, “I just want to say, Steve, your assumptions make sense but, let me just say you’re thinking under the premise that the apartment damage was made by her, not by someone else, and also it’s related to exposure from grief and suffering, not a divorce. She is going through a divorce you know. You’re making a lot of assumptions. Just saying, proceed with caution…”

“She’s right, you know,” Adriah mutters.

“Well, I’ll have to think on that too. But for right now, I have a plan.”

“A plan?”

“Yeah. Two things,” I say, holding up a finger. “First, I’m going to go inside and ask Roger to change the lineup. If I try to grind through thirteen more consecutive waltzes right now, I’m going to collapse. I’ll have him alternate two waltzes, and then drop in some high-energy line dancing so everyone else can hit the floor and I can catch my breath. Then two more waltzes, then more line dancing. It buys me time, makes Roger happy and it saves my legs.”

Adriah listens, nodding slowly as the pragmatic logic of the dance floor resets our focus. “Okay, that works. And second?”

I give her a completely flat, deadpan look.

“Second? I’m going to find some corn stalks to water, if you know what I mean.”

Adriah’s eyes widen. She lets out a sharp, incredulous breath and rolls her eyes toward the New England sky. “Oh my God.”

Izzy bites her lip, trying—and failing—to hide a sudden giggle in the shadows. “He goes from protecting souls to taking a whiz in thirty seconds… Unbelievable.”

Adriah scoffs, “Tell me about it.”

The heavy tension from a moment ago evaporates into the cool night air, replaced by the sheer, practical necessity of the moment. I give them a quick nod, turn on my heel, and march out into the dark edge of the farmyard to take care of business before the next track drops.

As I open the barn door and try to discreetly enter, naturally everyone looks at me but returns to Roger’s instructions on line dancing. I sit on the picnic table with Izzy. She shoots me a glance, taking my emotional temperature. I tell her, “Ya know, I do everything I can to push back the darkness for our group. I go to great lengths to make it a safe, fun place for just two fucking days a week, I can’t even do that…”

Izzy touches my hand, “This started out as a creative think tank, don’t make it a support group. That’s not why these people are here. You’re stuck in the male burden syndrome. Like Rene said you can’t fix it all. You’re in father mode still, your kids are grown up. Maybe it never goes away…”

I don’t answer.

She continues, “Look, they’re having a blast. For now keep Dot’s hidden war, hidden.”

“Show me how to not care? I’ll do that. Really I will…”

She sighs.

The line dancing song ends and that’s my cue. Izzy and I are up for the waltz next. All the others trickle off the stage to clear it for us. I vent off a huge breath. “Don’t worry, Izzy, I won’t ruin this dance…”

Roger announces us.

“Steve, you do you… don’t worry about it.”

That’s Izzy, my unofficial person life coach, never giving up on me. She held me when I collapsed awhile back, wouldn’t leave me. (That’s here.)

I force a smile, “For now we’re in fantasyland… so may I have this dance, my lady?” I extend my hand.

“Thought you’d never ask. Yes.” She curtsies and puts her hand in mine.

We step out onto the polished wood planks, leaving the shadows of the dirt floor behind us. Roger drops the needle, and the rich, sweeping orchestration of The Blue Danube begins to rise, its three-quarter time echoing beautifully off the high timber rafters.

I take her right hand in my left, my right hand finding her shoulder blade, and we move.

If sunshine was a person, it would be Izzy. She’s warmth without effort, the kind of person who makes you feel like you’ve known her forever even if you just met. Her laugh is organic—farm-fresh joy, no preservatives, straight from the gut. She’s easily triggered by a good joke, which is fortunate because I’m a constant source of them.

In two years, we’ve never exchanged a mean word, not even in jest. She’s the unofficial life coach of the group, the one who held me when I collapsed and refused to leave. She doesn’t perform warmth; she just is it. Roll her eyes at you fondly; she’ll still have your back. That’s Izzy. If sunshine was a person, it would be her. And she’s been putting up with me for years. That’s the real miracle.

We don’t talk about Dot’s rage room. We don’t talk about the oncology wards or the upcoming war plan. Instead, the heavy tension from the driveway shifts entirely into the physical sanctuary of the waltz—the clean, rhythmic glide of our shoes, the balanced frame, the silent agreement to just breathe.

I concentrate so I don’t screw up.

Izzy is flawless. She follows my lead without a microsecond of hesitation, her wide eyes locked onto mine, tracking my face to ensure my emotional temperature isn’t spiking back into the red. Standing this close to her, the suffocating heat of my panic begins to dissolve. My mind flashes right back to that dark stone pathway outside the mansion, the night her hands gripped my shoulders while my knees buckled and my chest felt like it was caving in. She didn’t leave me when I hit the ground then, and she isn’t leaving me now. She’s using her own quiet, unyielding certainty to act as my grounding wire all over again.

“You’re holding your breath, Steve,” she whispers, her voice barely carrying over the strings as we navigate a sharp turn by the vintage Camaros. “Relax, dammit.”

“Just trying to stay in fantasyland,” I mutter back, forcing my shoulders to drop. “And not screw this up.”

“Good. Stay there,” she says, her fingers tightening against my sleeve, anchor-style. “Let Roger’s lighting grid do the work. For the next several minutes, you aren’t the savior. You’re just my dance partner. This is for me.”

“I know, I’m trying. By the way, you’re fantastic.”

A giant grin is the only reply. So I lean in more to what’s working so eloquently.

We float past the edge of the floor where the rest of the crew is watching. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Dot laughing and chatting with Sophie, completely oblivious to the fact that her handwritten fridge note just broke my brain twenty minutes ago. Next to them, Sasha gives me a supportive little nod, while Adriah tracks our steps with a calculating, sharp look.

“Steve. Don’t look at Dot!”

Izzy spins out, her dress flaring against the dust motes dancing in the warm stage lights, before she flows right back against my chest. The movement is clean, safe, and deliberate. It’s the exact type of beautiful, protected escape I’ve been destroying my own health to build for them two days a week.

Maybe she’s right. Maybe I can’t fix it all, and maybe I shouldn’t treat a creative think tank like an emotional support group. But as the music swells into its final cadence and we execute our last sweeping turn across the boards, I realize I don’t have to carry the burden of the whole world this afternoon. I just have to finish the dance.

The final chord resonates through the barn and fades. I drop into a low, formal bow. Izzy executes a perfect, graceful curtsy, her hand lingering in mine for just a fraction of a second longer than necessary.

“Told you you wouldn’t ruin it,” she whispers with a soft smirk. I escort her back to her seat to smattering of applause.

“Was it what you expected?” I ask.

“It was… okay.”

“You probably should’ve danced with Roger.”

She holds back a laugh. “Steve. I’m kidding. It was wonderful.”

“Ah ha.” I sigh. “Who’s next?”

Kat puts down her drink. “I’m next.”

Oh no. If a Brillo pad was a person, it would be Kat. She’s not a model, she’s our hair stylist. This is going to be interesting.

8 days 1 hour 22 minutes to Bet Deadline


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The Supergirls Saga: “Easy on the Piggies!” pt.43

Supergirl Marlee 2024

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Supergirls Saga (If you’re new, start the Supergirl Saga here…)

Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet, Barn Interior
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet” is still running

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish and on the farm, Roger, Ann, Earl, Wendy and Walt


If you already know what’s going on, skip to: The Short Straw otherwise…
Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 42) …

The Camaro caravan rolled into Roger’s barn—a space that’s part vintage muscle car garage, part makeshift ballroom with a homemade wooden dance floor and a soundboard assembled from a 1987 Radio Shack catalog. But the peace didn’t last. Steve confronted Adriah and Rene about a promise they made a year ago: to talk to Sophie after her medical crisis. They never did.

“You said you’d do it, with her in private,” Steve snapped. “I forgot,” Adriah replied. “You forgot?”

The argument echoed through the barn, with Rene accusing Steve of a “savior complex” and Steve firing back that he’s the one who carries everyone’s weight. Then, something unexpected happened. Izzy stepped forward. Sasha followed. One by one, the women from that night closed the gap—and the argument dissolved into a group hug.

Sophie shut it all down: “We’re done here. You all can apologize to Steve for caring about me or we can put it all behind us and start the line dancing.”

Then she dragged Steve onto the dance floor.

“I overheard you say you did ballroom dancing. True or lie?” she asked. Steve admitted he was an escort for a debutante ball—in 1978. “I’m not rusty, I’m seized.”. Sophie whispered it would “piss Adriah off.”

Roger played “The Blue Danube”. Earl and his wife from the feed store glided onto the floor without a word. Roger and Ann joined them. Sophie’s eyes watered as they danced. “I may have chosen the wrong dance,” Steve muttered.

Sophie called it “like the dance in Beauty and the Beast.”

Adriah tried to cut in. Sophie refused.

The waltz ended. Steve’s night wasn’t over—it was just beginning. At somebody’s a call girl.


8 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes to Bet Deadline.

The Short Straw

Location: Interior farm barn, night. We pickup directly from the end of part 42.

Sherry stares at me like it’s going to change my answer. “Not me.”

“No, Sherry, I wasn’t referring to you when I said someone in our group was a call girl.”

“Then who?”

“Look, I—”

Eclipsing the conversation, Ann and Sophie return with trays of drinks and snacks balanced in their hands. “Steve, a little help?”

I get up and help as they unload a small mountain of food. Sophie points at a jar. “Check this out. Honey with the comb. Bet you never had that…”

“Actually, Amy would buy it.”

She looks at me and gives me the eye. “Of course she did…” She shakes her head. “Geezus.”

Jackie floats down from the stage. Her student dance partner, Brandy, follows. “C’mon. Let’s dance, Stevie.” Jackie has a smile that’s slightly unsettling.

I cock my head. “Why…?”

“Steve, I can see you know the waltz steps, but you can’t really dance yet.”

I have a comeback. A very good one, actually.
I decide to keep it to myself.

“Besides, in a formal Viennese waltz–“

You’re joking.

“–the gentleman offers his hand, palm up, to the lady. She places her hand in his.”

Good Lord.

I’m in the “pink aisle” at the toy store…

“He steps forward and slightly to the side, guiding her into the first turn. It’s a gesture of invitation and trust.”

I stare at her, jaw slightly dropped. But she rolls on…

“You do a half-bow and a low, ‘May I?’ followed by something like, ‘I hope you remember this.’ Or something similar.”

She pauses. Brandy grins.

“In a formal setting, she would curtsey, and he would bow.”

“Ah ha. Formal setting…” I muse.

I pause.

“We’re in a freakin’ tobacco barn, Jackie.”

I step right into her space. She looks up at me, not intimidated.

“How do you know this, anyway?” I ask, eyes squinting. I stop. “No, lemme guess…”

She smiles and taps at my chest four times.

“It’s part of female British culture. You see, we don’t just burp and fart watching the telly like you Americans. We’re taught culture. If I can ever get you to come to the UK, you’d see for yourself.”

She grins.

“Besides, I’ve taught my brothers to dance for their weddings,” Jackie says. “I figure I could help you. You actually are very good for someone who hasn’t done this in half a century.”

“Well, thanks…”

“But you have a ways to go. C’mon. It will look good on your dating profile.”

I stop. “The hell you going on about, girl? Am I auditioning for a Jane Austen adaptation? I thought we were here for line dancing.”

Brandy pipes up. “Oh, I gotta see his profile!”

“There’s no profile…”

Sophie smirks. “Oh, can I help edit it? I can make it better.”

“There’s no damn profile…”

Sherry wrings her hands. “I gotta see it. Wish we had our phones.”

“Geezus. If you had your phones, you’d find nothing. Cause. There’s no fucking profile.”

A few of the others look at me. I smile. “My apologies. The fumes from the hay are affecting my vocabulary.”

Jackie drags me up on the dance floor. “Okay relax, we’re going to do the formal version. You’re going to sell the full fantasy version to these girls.” She looks at me with a furrowed brow and sighs. “And why are you shaking your head? Do you want to give them the full experience or not?”

“Did I do something to you to deserve this? Wait, wait, did Bea (Adriah) put you up to this?”

She takes a step backwards, ignoring me. “Okay, Steve, back up two paces, then approach me and offer me your hand, palm up, at shoulder height…”

“You’re not answering. Jackie. Did she put you up to this?”

I step back. I look for Adriah. She’s practicing with Earl, floating by with a dirty, mischievous grin.

Earl smiles at me. “She’s very good…”

Shit. Is she another ringer? Does everyone know how to waltz except me?

“Steve!”

“Wha?”

“Focus! Two feet back, then approach. If I say yes, I’ll curtsy and put my hand in yours. You’ll acknowledge by closing your eyes—if you want to be dramatic—and give a half bow. Got it?”

“‘IF’ you say yes… What’s that about? I just rode in on my damn white horse, hair slicked back by Sarah, 11 o’clock gray shadow, and you may refuse?”

“Yeah. You keep this up, I’ll say no.”

I turn to leave. Ann’s laughing. Jackie grabs me. “Get back here, you wanker.”

I stop. Turn.

“Are those the manners of a fair maiden?”

She freezes.

That one landed.

She locks eyes with me like I just turned on a light bulb above her head.

“White horse, eh?” she smirks, evil in her intent.

It hits. “Oh no no no no no… this has gone too far. I can’t ride. Ah. Two paces back. Or three. Or one meter in metric.”

“Steve, I rode Roger’s horse, remember, when you were looking through rusty car parts with Sasha?”

“Two paces back. Or three. Or one meter in metric?”

She looks at me. “Steve. For a lot of women, the fantasy isn’t necessarily ‘I am romantically interested in this particular man.‘ It’s the ritual of the dance itself: beautiful dress, music, being led around the floor, elegance, transformation, the fantasy of being the woman in the mental movie. They’re already in dresses and we have the music. So, we’re in a barn. Big deal.”

“Hence, I’m the Beast,” I retort.

She frowns slightly, “They’re among friends. It really isn’t too much to ask…”

“Says you. All eyes are on me…”

“You dance well, let’s get you polished. You’re the only available man here. So…” She says.

“It’s on me. Here I figured we line dance because it doesn’t require poise or a partner… I agreed to light cardio not a Grim’s fairy tale.”

She dismisses that with a wave of the hand, then motions me to step back. I do.

She fires, “Yeah, well, apparently Sophie overheard you say you did ballroom dancing. Be careful what you say here…”

Resistance is Futile

I put my hand out, palm up. Everyone glides to a stop and watches me.

“How do I always get railroaded into this crap?”

Jackie ignores that and does a curtsy.

“You’re an ass,” she grunts.

She puts her hand in mine.

“How many times have you danced with an ass?” I ask.

I close my eyes and do the required half bow.

“Including now?”

She flows up to me like a spring breeze.

I don’t get the footwork right for the initial meeting connection and step forward right onto her foot.

“Owww…!”

“Sorry, sorry… Jax.” I whisper so the others don’t hear. “Shhh…”

She looks at me, gently shaking her head. “Steve. Easy on the piggies!”

Her expression and the piggies comment just slowly floods me with laughter.

Have you ever stepped in a puddle with your stocking feet and then after a few seconds you feel the water? Like that.

I let go of her, cracking up.

“Piggies? Oh my God!” The problem is the more I think of it, the funnier it becomes. “Piggies!”

“My toes.”

“I know,” I squeal in a high voice through the laughter. But I can’t stop laughing, eyes tearing up. “But, it’s so– funny…”

This super elegant dance, and then “my piggies! Like she’s four years old.”

“Steve…” She looks at the others and shrugs. “The hell…?”

I’m laughing so hard I stumble off the stage, toward the picnic table.

“I need a moment.” I wave sitting down, “Piggies….piggies! Oh my. God…”

The absurdity of everything just falls over me all at once. Ballroom dancing to a waltz in a hay barn with dollar store string lights next to Earl and his wife from a feed store. You can’t make this up.

Izzy walks over to Jackie smiling, “Wow, what did you say to him?”

She shrugs, beginning to bubble up laughing. “He accidentally stepped on my foot so I said ‘easy on the piggies…’ I’m wearing sandals.” She shows her foot.

“OMG!” Rene laughs, “That IS funny!”

Adriah starts laughing. “Piggies? Like– toes?”

Kat laughs, “That’s awesome.” She starts laughing.

“That’s so British!” Jill laughs.

“Piggies!” Donna snorts.

“It’s nothing,” Jackie scoffs as the song ends, “It just slipped out.”

Eventually everyone steps off the stage and gathers at the picnic tables. Some pour refreshments. Adriah comes up to me. “Piggies, huh?”

“Yeah, I haven’t heard that term since my kids were little. That’s funny…”

Reina walks over, “I want to see your profile.” She looks at Adriah. “Ooops. Sorry. Forget it.”

Adriah’s head slowly turns to me. “Dating profile?’ She sits across from me. “Really?” She puts her chin in her hand propped on the table. “Tell me more…”

“There’s nothing to tell. There’s no profile,” I quip trying to recover from laughing. I wipe my cheeks, “Oh man.”

Dot tunes in, “Wait till you lose the Supergirl bet and have to dress as Perry White. That would make a great profile picture.” We look at her for different reasons. “I mean, jus’ saying…”

Roger and Ann sit across from me enjoying an apple fritter, Ann looks intrigued. “So what’s this Supergirl bet?” (That’s here…)

Reina laughs, “Oh, you haven’t heard? Okay, so—long story short, Steve got it into his head that we were slacking on the Supergirl costumes, right? So he throws down this bet: if we don’t have every single piece—the tops, the capes, the boots, the skirts, even those stupid little ‘S’ glyphs—delivered to the cottage by October 1st at 8 PM sharp, we lose. And losing means we have to strip down to bikinis and host a car wash to raise funds. Humiliating, I know. But if—and that’s a big if—we actually pull it off and get everything on time? Then he’s the one who has to suck it up and dress up as Perry White for a photoshoot with us. So now we’ve got Trish, Kat, and Sarah all playing judge, and we’re literally racing the clock. No pressure, right?”

“Wait, hold on—back up. Why are you guys even making Supergirl costumes?” Ann asks.

Reina laughs. “Oh, right—I didn’t even tell you that part, did I? So, we’ve got this huge next spring photoshoot lined up. Like, a full-on Supergirl shoot—capes, boots, the whole deal. It’s supposed to be this big creative project. But Steve, being Steve, thinks we’re dragging our feet on getting the costumes together. That’s literally why he cooked up this bet—to light a fire under us. And just to make it spicy, if we lose and have to do that ridiculous bikini car wash, the money we raise goes straight into paying for all the materials we’ve been using. So yeah, it’s part passion project, part budget crisis, and all chaos.”

Dot takes a sip of cider, “It started when Steve picked me up dressed as Supergirl. I do charity events as Supergirl with little kids and one of the biggest problems is there isn’t enough of Supergirl to go around. So in typical Steve energy he turns to me and says, ‘What if—there was a dozen of you?’ Well, I teared up. Still makes me emotional. So here we are getting the stuff.” A beat. Ann touches her arm carefully.

Adriah sits next me, “I’ll sew the costumes over the winter when we don’t shoot. Hopefully some elves will help.”

Ann looks at us, “Wow, that’s quite an ambitious project…”

“The kids will go nuts,” Roger smiles.

“I’m hoping,” I reply. “The bet ends in eight days and two hours about.”

Jill adds, “You don’t know Steve. These costumes won’t be just any Halloween quality crap, these are custom designed and made with high end materials… so they’re expensive. When we appear at charities, we will look like we just flew in from a movie set, not the Spirit Halloween store at the mall.”

“Nice.” Ann puts her drink down, “I’d pay top dollar to see Steve as Perry White.” She looks to Roger, “We need to help too. For the kids…” He nods.

Earl and Wendy lean in, “Tell us what you need, we already do some charity work. If you need help scheduling, contacts or whatever.”

Wendy nods. “I can sew.”

Roger puts his red cup down, drawing attention, “Are we ready to dance some more? Are we moving on to line dancing or the waltz?”

Jackie appears behind me, puts her hands on my shoulders, “Steve wants to refine his waltz steps.”

“Nah, I think Jackie needs a bag of frozen peas for her… piggies…” I laugh. She shakes her head.

I don’t even argue with her as we all return to the dance floor. Once again, Jackie sets me up to approach her, formal style. “You alright there, Steve? This time watch your footwork and don’t step on my… “

“Dogs?” I reply.

She slumps laughing, “Oh my God. ‘Dogs’?”

“Yeah, dogs.” Now I start laughing.

She covers the lower part of her face laughing. “Wow, that’s so– American. Dogs.”

“You need a break?”

She’s looking down at her chest, rib cage hitching, trying to not break the mood laughing. She manages to squeak out a quick chirp, “No.”

I lay it on, “Ok, no more sock goblin jokes…”

“Damn.” Finally she recovers, “Do you think we can get through this without joking around?”

“Sure.” I turn to Roger, “Get ready on music…” The others pair up with their partners also on deck, waiting to continue their dance lessons.

I decide to flip the script. I’m going to go full fantasy mode. No fooling around. No comments. If I don’t, this will drag on forever. They want a prince, I’ll give them one. Or die trying.

I push back my hair through my fingers…

My plan is simple: I’ll bumble through the first part of the dance, lowering expectations, even further, if that’s even possible. But, then I’ll give it full engagement mode. One hundred percent fairy tale-pink aisle-Disney-Hallmark channel-My Fair Lady fantasy on display.

I assume there’s dancing in My Fair Lady, never saw it.

Once everyone sees I’m fake fluent in the waltz, I’ll ask Adriah for a dance. We dance. She’ll melt, and then we can finally move on to line dancing and be done with this nonsense.

That’s my plan. Simple.

We know how well my plans go. Frankly I don’t know why I even bother.

I look at Jackie, giving her the vibe I’m serious. I’m going to follow through with the proper introduction.

She releases her long blonde hair from the ponytail, indicating she’s in full Disney mode. She gives her head a little shake, and it tumbles down around her shoulders.

Shit.

She’s pulled out the big guns. Crap.

Okay.

Fine.

I take two steps back.

We’re suddenly two gunslingers standing in the middle of Main Street, waiting to see who reaches for the six-shooter first.

Hang on hang on. Now, do I really have to tell you Jackie is beautiful?

If Betty, drawn by Dan DeCarlo, from the Archie comics had somehow wandered off the page and become a real person, she’d be Jackie. Waspish waist, long silky blonde hair, eyes that take no prisoners and a smile that kills on sight. She’s wearing a summer flowered dress that hugs every curve.

And Jackie knows exactly what she’s doing.

She’s smart, too. Quick. Socially fearless. She has an edge that can cut through a room, but somehow she never makes you feel like you’re the target. She’s approachable, funny, and just unpredictable enough that you never quite know what she’s going to say next.

Which is probably why she’s so dangerous.

The funny thing is, I’m not exactly showing up to this gunfight unarmed.

I’ve got a little confidence left in the tank. I clean up reasonably well. I’m comfortable in my own skin. And I’ve learned over the years that a woman doesn’t have to be the only one in the room who knows she’s attractive, even though I’m currently dressed like a salesman at Best Buy.

Jackie looks at me.

I look at Jackie.

Neither of us says a word.

Okay.

This just got interesting.

And if that’s not enough, she smells better than…

I swing around. “Music, please…”

It starts very softly, the wind instruments build.

Jackie turns away, playing games.

Then, as the music swells, she looks back at me with almost complete disinterest. Story of my life.

I guess I’m supposed to approach.

So I do.

This is different than before. What’s going on?

I stand straight and offer my hand, arm extended, palm up.

She looks at me with mild interest.

I’m thinking, Bitch, don’t leave me hanging. The others have stopped to watch…

She looks away again.

Then back at me. I’m in an Archie comic book.

Perfectly timed to the music, a huge smile crosses her face.

She tries to curtsy. Her tight dress makes that considerably more ambitious than practical, but she gives it a shot.

I barely hold back an earned laugh.

After what seems like an hour, she puts her hand in mine.

I keep my game face. I don’t break character. Game on.

I close my eyes and bow.

“If you would honor me with this dance…”

She looks at me.

Ah.

Clever girl.

She’d stalled me on purpose.

The introduction has to land on the music or the transition into the dance feels wrong. She knew that.

She’d been testing my awareness of when to enter the music flow.

Unfortunately for her, I had my own plan. And that wasn’t going to work.

We transition from introduction to dance and I step forward starting the actual dance and thank God her piggies weren’t there. Looking at her, I’m not sure what the serious gaze is for. We step around the floor as everyone stops to watch, pretending they’re not. At first I dance just awkward enough to draw attention.

Then, I “smooth out”.

I do the bob and sway which brings the swirling fluttering character to the dance. I’m pretty happy which means something is going to happen.

She looks down then up at me as we step to the side, close and dip. Again she looks at my feet almost amazed then, “Wow.”

“Don’t jinx me… I can’t multitask, fair lady.”

She lets out a small scoff.

After the others are sure I’m not about to crash and burn they resume the waltz dance lessons with their teachers. They take turns learning from Roger, Earl and their wives paired up with our ladies. I’m watching everyone from my personal hell.

Just as I gain confidence Jackie lays it on me, “You amaze me. There’s hope for you yet. But–“

Oh no.

“The ‘but’.”

“Since you’re doing so well, we should exit this dance formally too. I didn’t think you’d get this good this quick.”

“Thanks.” I roll my eyes.

“So, in short, the formal end to a real-life waltz is a bow and curtsy, a verbal “thank you, and a prompt exit from the floor where the gentleman escorts the lady back to her seat.”

“I actually know this. So bow and you curtsy and I escort you back to your bale of hay, right?” I smile. “So, are you ready to end our dance?”

She looks at me seemingly sullen, “No. Once more around. This one is for me…”

I nod. Fair.

We flow around the dance floor more polished and proper. Jackie smiles at me, “This was fun.”

“How many modeling jobs do you go on where you ballroom dance with the photographer?”

Smiling she whispers, “Wouldn’t you like to know…”

As the dance ends she lets go of my hand and does a curtsy. I bow at the waist. “Thank you for the dance, pretty lady.” I can feel the back of my neck being pierced by the stares of everyone who has stopped to watch. The others applaud as I offer my arm to escort the lady to her seat.

The few male stragglers are watching now, not sure what to make of it. They clap too. They came for line dancing and somehow they’re watching My Fair Lady. But they seem okay with it. One of the men who looks like he modeled for Woody in Toy Story, is called over to the soundboard by Roger. He appears to be instructing him. Cool. I want Roger out here.

I sit with Jackie, across from her, “You’re really good,” she beams.

“I’m really lucky.” I sip some cider.

Round Three (ding!)

Adriah and her partner break the dance at the end and she sits next to me on the picnic table. “So, you going to ask me to dance, or do I have to beg?”

I take a sip and deadpan like James Bond holding a great hand in a casino. “Begging is good.”

Jackie lightly chokes on her cider, laughs, “He’s a hot commodity now… How do you know I don’t want another instructional dance?”

“Oh, because if he knows what’s good for him, he’ll dance with me,” she fires back, smiling.

“Jackie, so, is threatening part of the formal inquiry for the waltz,” I ask peering over my cider cup, “… cause you didn’t cover that.”

Jackie traces her cup on the table smirking, “Not so much.”

“Right. So, Adriah, wanna try again?”

“Steve, you know of course, she’s never begged for anything in her life,” Jill says sitting down next to me.

“I know. Change can be scary.”

“I’d like to dance with you,” Adriah mutters trying to bury her dissatisfaction.

Jackie leans in, “That’s probably as good as it’s going to get…”

Donna cracks up, “That’s her begging…”

I almost spit-take. I put down my cup, “Formal introduction or just the dance?”

“Formal, please,” she replies.

Please? Wow.

“Ok, stand by the dance stage and I’ll formally ask you for the dance.”

She hops up and walks over to her position by the stage. And waits.

I just look at her as about fifteen seconds go by, sipping my cider.

“Ah. What are you doing?” Jill asks.

I sip my drink.

Another ten seconds pass.

“Oh my God, he’s making her wait. That’s really dangerous…”

Jill leans in, “He’s humbling her. He’s de-bratting her.”

Adriah folds her arms waiting.

I shake my head.

After another ten seconds she begins to get my facial expression and her body relaxes like a lady ready for a dance. That’s a lady.

“Well,” I get up, “Wish me luck.”

Jackie leans in, “He just told her he’s in complete command of the dance, the way it should be…”

Jill scoffs, “We’ll see…”

I look back.

She shrugs. “Sorry.”

I turn toward Adriah.

She’s still standing beside the dance floor, arms in front of her, hands clasped, waiting. She tilts her head a little, smiling. Is it genuine or is this a trap?

I finally start walking toward her.

The barn has gone strangely quiet. Not silent. The music is still playing softly in the background, people are shifting around, somebody laughs near the cider table.

But everyone’s watching. They know our history.

I stop a couple feet in front of her.

I straighten.

I extend my hand, palm up, arm at shoulder height.

Her eyes flick down to my hand.

Then back to me.

No smile.

No joke.

She’s playing this properly.

Fine.

I give her the half bow.

“May I have this dance?”

She waits just long enough to make me wonder if she’s actually going to make me beg. At this point I fully expect her to put on her reading glasses, pull out a dance card and review it with a highlighter, checking the list, and “checking it twice.”

Then she gives me a small, graceful curtsy.

“Yes.”

Her hand settles into mine.

I close my eyes for half a second. Okay. Be cool. I bow.

Adriah stands at the edge of the dance floor, and for a moment, I forget to breathe.

Adriah. She’s five-foot-nine of quiet authority, the kind of height that commands attention without demanding it. Her frame is fit, athletic—not the fragile thinness of a runway model, but the solid grace of someone who knows her body and what it can do. Her figure is generous in a way that feels almost old-fashioned, a nod to an era when curves weren’t something to hide.

Her skin is olive, warm and sun-kissed. Her Persian heritage gives that Mediterranean glow an extra richness, even in the dim light of the barn. Her hair falls in dark waves past her shoulders, catching the string lights and scattering them like embers.

But it’s her eyes that hold you. Piercing brown eyes that miss nothing. Eyes that have seen through every deflection, every joke, every carefully constructed wall I’ve built. She looks at me like she’s already read the last page of my story and is just waiting for me to catch up.

She’s beautiful. Of course she’s beautiful. She’s always beautiful. She was born into the kind of beauty that opens doors, that makes people forget their own names. It’s a privilege she’s never had to question, a currency she’s spent her whole life trading on.

And that’s exactly why I’ve been chipping away at it since the day we met.

Because she’s never had to earn anything. Not trust. Not attention. Not respect. It’s all been handed to her on a silver platter, wrapped in pretty packaging. And I refuse to be another person who hands her something she hasn’t worked for.

She knows it. She hates it. And that’s why she’s still standing here.

Because I’m the first man who’s ever made her wait.

She wears a summer dress—flowing, floral, something that moves when she moves. It’s simple, elegant, and it hugs her curves in a way that says she knows exactly what she’s doing, without trying.

She’s not trying to impress me. She’s just being herself.

And that’s what makes her dangerous.

I look at her. She looks at me.

“Ready?” I ask.

She smiles. It’s not a performance smile. It’s the real one.

“I’ve been ready,” she says.

I stay on script because that’s what these ladies want, “May I have this dance?”

And we enter just right into the music, the Blue Danube, at the correct spot. If she messes up, I’ll look like a fool because I’ll be putting my foot where her feet should NOT be.

Okay.

Here we go.

Her hand settles properly against my shoulder.

Mine finds the right place on her shoulder blade.

I open my stance.

Adriah is smiling.

Not the big Adriah smile.

Just enough.

The music swells. The kind that would soothe even the most ardent metal rocker.

I step forward.

She steps back.

We begin.

Right.

Side.

Close.

Turn.

She’s following.

Of course she is.

She’s been watching me all night. Ann’s been teaching her too.

We move through the first turn.

I’m waiting for the joke.

Nothing.

Second turn.

Still nothing.

We’re actually dancing.

And then I realize something.

This isn’t Jackie.

This isn’t a lesson.

This isn’t me showing everybody I can still remember something from 1978.

It’s Adriah.

And she’s looking at me.

I feel that look before I really meet it.

I glance down.

She’s watching my feet.

Then she looks back up.

A tiny smile.

“You’re not faking.”

I almost laugh.

“I’m doing my best.”

“No.” She gets closer. “You’re really dancing.”

“Don’t say things like that. I need to focus…”

She laughs softly.

We make another turn.

The barn disappears a little.

I still see the lights.

I still hear the music.

But the dirt floor, the Camaros, Earl, the tractors, the women watching—

They all seem just farther away. She’s light in my arms as we do the flow part of the steps. She follows every change in direction.

I guide her into a wider turn. She settles into it like she knows exactly where she’s supposed to be.

And that’s when the stupid thought hits me.

Maybe this is what Jackie was talking about.

The formal entrance.

The music.

The dress.

The hand.

Being led.

The little transformation that happens when the whole room decides, just for a few minutes, to pretend you’re somewhere else.

I look at Adriah.

She’s smiling.

She’s beautiful.

I knew that before.

That’s not what catches me.

It’s that she looks happy.

Actually happy.

And suddenly I understand something else. Maybe she isn’t trying to win. Maybe she just wanted this.

I pull her a little closer. She’s close enough that I catch that familiar jasmine and cocoa-butter scent. I’ve smelled it before. That’s not helping.

Her eyes flick up to mine.

“Better?” she asks.

“Yeah.”

“Good.”

We keep moving.

A minute passes.

Then another.

The music changes slightly and I adjust.

She follows.

No problem.

I start getting bolder.

The turns are cleaner.

The rise and fall comes naturally. She gets dangerous, bouncing her hair on purpose.

I stay on task. The old muscle memory is coming back.

And somewhere along the way, I stop trying to impress anybody.

I’m just dancing.

With her.

That’s when I realize I’m the one getting sucked into this.

Shit.

I look over her shoulder.

Jackie is watching.

She catches my eye.

And she gives me the smallest grin with a tiny nod.

She knows.

Of course she knows.

I look back at Adriah. “You did this on purpose.”

She raises an eyebrow. “Did what?”

“Made me wait.”

“Maybe.”

“Why?”

“Because you made me wait.”

I almost laugh. “Fair.”

She settles her head a fraction closer.

“Steve?”

“Yeah?”

“This is really nice.”

I swallow.

“Yeah.”

We keep dancing.

Five minutes seems like twenty.

Or maybe five seconds.

I don’t know anymore. The song finally starts to fade. We slow with it. One final turn.

I stop.

She stops.

For a moment neither of us moves.

Then I bow.

She curtsies.

“Thank you.”

“My pleasure.”

I offer my arm.

She takes it.

We walk back toward the tables to clapping.

I sit.

She stays beside me for a second.

“You know what?” she asks.

“What?” I reply.

“I think you were wrong.”

“About?” I ask.

She smiles. “You thought you were going to make me melt.”

I look at her.

“And?” I ask.

She grins. “I think you melted first.”

I stare at her. “That’s ridiculous.”

“Is it?”

I pick up my cider. “Absolutely.”

She laughs and sits down beside me.

Across the barn, Jackie raises her cup toward me.

I give her a look.

She grins.

Damn woman.

Roger’s voice cuts through the silence. “Alright, folks. Line dancing starts now.”

I exhale. Finally. Done. The dog and pony show should be over.

Prince Placeholder

Then Dot steps forward.

“Well, I’d like a formal dance too,” she shouts. “With the curtsy and bow thing.”

I blink. “Dot, you just watched me dance with Adriah. You know what it looks like.”

“I know. I want to experience it. With a guy. I’m ready…”

Sophie appears behind her. “Me too. I want the formal version now.”

Reina grins. “Same.”

Brandy raises her hand. “I’m new. I don’t know what I’m missing. But I want to find out.”

Chloe laughs. “What she said.”

Kat shrugs. “I was going to make fun of it. But then I saw Adriah’s face. I want that.”

Trish nods. “Yeah. What she said.”

Sherry looks at me. “I’ve been through a lot tonight. I think I deserve a dance.”

Jackie folds her arms. “I already had mine. I’m happy to watch.”

Jill, “Don’t forget me… Donna, you in?”

“Hell yea, believe it.”

Izzy smiles, “Yes. yes…!”

Dot looks at me. “That’s eleven, Steve.”

I stare at her.

“Eleven dances, I’m not a carnival ride,” I say.

“Could’ve fooled me,” Reina mutters.

I look at Adriah. She’s sitting at the picnic table, watching, smirking.

“You started this,” I say.

“I started nothing,” she says. “I just danced with you. The rest is your own doing.”

“Rene, what did you say?” I sigh.

“Oh, bro, I’m in… so even dozen.”

I lower my head, “Who doesn’t want to waltz dance? Raise your hand, it’s ok.” I wait. “Please…”

No hands.

I look at the line forming behind Dot. Sophie. Reina. Brandy. Sherry. Kat. Trish. Donna. Izzy.

Earl’s wife Wendy steps forward. “I’d like one too. For the story.” Her husband Earl laughs.

Ann grins. “I’ll take mine after everyone else.”

I close my eyes. “That’s fourteen.” I mean this has to be some record.

“Roger,” I say. “Do you have any music that doesn’t require a partner?”

Roger shrugs. “I have polka.”

“That’s ten times more high-energy.”

The line doesn’t move. They stare at me.

I look at Dot.

She holds out her hand. Grins. “Let’s dance…”

I sigh. Jackie approaches and whispers from the corner of her mouth, “Remember what I said, that they don’t want you necessarily, they want the little girl fantasy experience… like you meeting William Shatner on the set of the Enterprise.”

“Got it. I’m the Prince Placeholder. That made it so much more heartfelt, thanks…”

I bow to Dot. “I’m Prince Placeholder, may I have this dance?”

Roger smiles, shakes his head, calls to his buddy behind the sound system, “Walt, hit it!” A new waltz song begins.

I have an idea. I always have ideas.

Murphy has his own ideas. We don’t play well together.

Jackie leans over to the women, “So yeah, what if… he rode in on Roger’s white horse?”

The table erupts. Jumping. Clapping. Like someone said “Free Barbies for life!” I hear low voices,”Yeah! Yeah!”

Jackie points at me. “It was HIS idea.”

I stare at her.

No it wasn’t.

This is my day off…

8 days 2 hours 12 minutes to Bet Deadline

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The Supergirls Saga: “Yesterday, a Present Eventuality” pt.42

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Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet Cruise
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet” is still running

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish


If you already know what’s going on, skip to: Days of Future Passed otherwise…
Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 41) …

The Camaro caravan rolled out of the diner, and Steve immediately refused the romantic ending Roger tried to hand him. Separate cars. Separate conversations. Separate energies. Ann grabbed Adriah for girl talk. Steve grabbed Sophie for car talk. Sherry grabbed Kat and Trish for shampoo talk. The parking lot shuffled, the engines rumbled, and Roger offered Steve the keys to a million‑dollar ZL1. Steve politely declined—he wasn’t sure of the way back, and he’d rather not be the one explaining to a farmer why his car was in a ditch.

A CD player was defeated. Def Leppard was summoned. Klaatu was discovered. A thumbs‑up was delivered to a kiss. The caravan rolled out.

Roger told a story about a 1972 dance, a drunk named Shawn, a girl named Carol, a gun, a cop, and a cover‑up that made him “Jackhammer.” Sophie asked the question that tied it all together. Steve had no answer.

Then the road turned quiet. Sophie and Sasha fell asleep in the back seat. Steve, never one to let a good moment pass, decided to test just how asleep they really were—with a story about muffin theft, strip tease DoorDash, and a daring plan to kiss them both. It backfired. Spectacularly.

And then Sophie asked the question that had been hanging in the air for over a year: “Who undressed me?”

Steve didn’t answer.

But this did…a flashback story retold from:

Last Year — Twelve Months Earlier

A dailies viewing. A beach fire. A collapse. A prescription bottle. A near‑fatal dose of caffeine. A twist that saved the day. And a question that’s been waiting ever since.

Sophie woke up nearly naked and didn’t know how she got there. Sasha has been waiting for Steve to answer and break the vow of silence…


8 days, 4 hours, 32 minutes to Bet Deadline.

Days of Future Passed

Location: Road to the farm. We pickup directly from the end of part 41.

Present Day and Time

Sasha looks at Sophie in the back seat of the Camaro. “And that’s why you woke up in the bed nearly naked.”

Sophie blinks, eyes widened.

Sasha squints, “But I do have a question for you…”

Sophie widens her eyes, inviting the question. “Ok…?”

“So when Steve was over you unbuttoning your dress, oh, it was a already mostly unbuttoned when he checked your heartbeat on shoreline…”

“Ok… I’m on the bed, right?”

Sasha continues, “Yeah. Ah. So. Yeah. Wait. I mentioned he unbuttoned your dress, you didn’t even flinch.”

“Why? Should I, I mean he was checking my pulse, right?” She shrugs at Sasha, “Did he do something inappropriate?”

I turn and glance at Sasha. She immediately has regret on her face.

“Well, I. Well, no.”

Sophie shoots, “Then why are you even bringing this up? The man came to my aid when I was unconscious. He’s not a freakin’ doctor, so he didn’t trust taking my pulse and wrist or neck and didn’t want to get it wrong. Are you doing this to get a reaction, cause it ain’t working, sister.”

I turn back. Roger glances at me a little disgusted.

Not letting up Sophie goes on, “I trust the man. You know. I find this kinda strange coming from one of Steve’s biggest advocates. You!” In the mirror I see Sophie annoyed. “So what’s your original question?”

“Screw it. Nevermind. You’re getting awfully defensive.”

“I’m defending someone’s actions that cared about me in a time of great… need. And I’m kinda embarrassed,” Sophie mutters. “I kinda want to know what the details of the– Why what happened took a year to come out?”

I pipe up, “Here’s what I know…”

12 Months Ago
Last Year…

I feel like crap when I get up and flag down one of the ladies walking by my bedroom open door. “Elena, yo, what’s going on? How’s Sophie?” Fleeting thoughts go through my mind. Is she even here, was she taken to the hospital and I slept through it all?

“Izzy’s with her washing her up in the shower under cool water. “Adriah found out hot water could affect her blood pressure… so she’s sitting in the tub. Janet ran out and got Powerade, and she’s keeping that down after only a couple dry heaves.”

I prop myself up, “Make sure she takes her morning dose of Wellbutrin if that’s when she takes it. Probably is. Ask her. I want a gallon of Powerade in her. Slowly.””

She mock salutes me. “Right. I’ll get the meds. She’s still dizzy but she’s very lucid. I put all the stuff back in her bag so it doesn’t look like we ransacked it, which we did.” (Previous chapter.)

“Great,” I mutter. “I want a meeting outside in ten minutes.”

At this time our hair style and makeup artist walks in, Trish. She senses the vibe, “What happened?” She looks at me in my room. “God, Steve, look like shit.”

“Ha. Nice to see you too…” I jerk a thumb towards the deck, “Meeting outside before Sophie and Izzy get out of the bathroom.”

“Excuse me? I guess I missed some stuff since last time I was here,”

“Hi, Trish.” Rene scootches by me, “Steve, I have your coffee and bagel ready, c’mon. I got ‘chew.” She smiles “Decaf.”

I drag myself down the hall and push open the screen door to the deck. Skweeeeee. The surf is much rougher than usual. My legs still feel like heavy lead. I shuffle across the wooden planks of the deck and slump onto the picnic table bench with a loud groan. Rene puts down the coffee and bagel. Coffee smells great. “Here…” She clasps her hands in front of her, standing tall. “Anything else? I’m assigned to you…”

“Thanks so much.”

I take a sip of coffee and pause, blink, “I’m sorry. You’re what?” My hand shakes putting the coffee cup down.

Mandy and Sasha turn to look at me, their eyes wide.

“Steve? God, what is wrong with you?” Sasha asks, stepping closer. “You look completely wrecked.”

Before I can even open my mouth to explain the adrenaline dump, Elena steps outside, holding her phone.

“Don’t worry, guys,” Elena announces to the group, waving her screen. “I just did some quick research. His body is just recovering from a massive adrenaline crash. When you go into hyper-survival mode like he did last night, your system pumps out stress chemicals. Once the threat passes, you crash hard. It leaves you shaking, weak, and exhausted.”

I lean my elbows on the table and bury my face in my trembling hands. “Yeah. That.”

Trish, “Last night?”

The women quiet down, looking at me with a sudden wave of respect.

“Look,” I say, pulling my hands away from my face to look them all in the eye. “We need to handle Sophie carefully today. She’s going to be incredibly emotional and fragile from the chemical hangover. Nobody mocks her. Nobody makes her feel bad or brings up the gory details. And no teasing.”

I hold up a finger to emphasize the point.

“If she says anything, or if it feels awkward, you don’t embarrass her. You just give her a sympathetic look and say, ‘Rough night, eh?’ and leave it at that. Got it?”

They all nod solemnly.

“Got it,” Mandy says quietly. “We lie.”

“Yes. When the time is right Adriah will have a talk with her. I don’t want a jury in the mean time.”

Adriah appears on the deck, “This is why we ask if anyone is taking any prescriptions or has any medical conditions we show know about.”

“Ah ‘scuse me but what happened?” Trish asks, looking around. “Do I want to know why two girls are bathing each other and Steve looks like the walking dead?”

They all start talking at once.

“Sophie collapsed on the beach—”
“Steve dragged her up the shore—”
“She was white as a sheet, barely conscious—”
“Then the vomiting started, all over herself—”
“We thought she was drunk—”
“Then we found the Wellbutrin bottle—”
“And the edibles—”
“And the wine—”
“She’d been refilling her glass all night—”
“Steve thought the bottle said Warfarin—”
“Almost gave her caffeine—”
“Would’ve put her in cardiac arrest—”
“Adriah stopped him—”
“Then he argued with the AI page—”
“And she was shivering so bad we had three blankets on her—”
“Then she grabbed his arm and said NOT UNLESS YOU USE A CONDOM—”
“And he carried her to bed with his bad back—”
“Almost fell over—”
“And none of us slept the whole night—”
“We’re terrified to even mention it to her—”

They all stop. Panting. The weight of it hanging in the air.

Trish stares at them.

Blinks.

“Wow.”

Long pause.

Her eyes drift toward the kitchen. Toward the coffee maker.

She frowns.

“Wait… We’ve been drinking decaf this whole time?”

Absolute silence.

Trish looks genuinely wronged. Cheated.

Sasha’s mouth falls open.

Mandy just stares.

Elena slowly turns to look at the coffee maker, then back at Trish.

Absolute silence.

Nobody knows what to say.

The surf crashes violently against the shore.

We can hear down the hall the front (back) door opens, “Hello? Anybody home?”

Adriah knows the voice, “Hi, Dad, we’re out on the deck…” Ari, Adriah’s father, walks passed Janet in the kitchen and nods hello as he opens the deck slider. She smiles hello back.

“Any reason you don’t answer your phone, or Steve?” After everyone greets him, Ari looks to Adriah, “Well?”

“Sorry, Dad, our phones are locked up in the drawer till 11 a.m. I told you about the no phones rule.”

“Oh, well. Yeah. Ok. Well here’s the thing, the hurricane is a day out and we need to vacate the cottage by this afternoon.”

“That bad?” I ask sipping coffee.

“Could be, but the thing is we always lose power here and cell service. If you wait to leave, roads get backed up when people leave in a panic, especially with vacationers going home. I doubt you want to shoot in a hurricane anyway, you can have the place again next week or one of the other ones. So let’s pack and clear out please?” Then gently slaps the table, “I’ll be securing the outside stuff while you’re packing.”

Adriah takes a breath and I lock eyes and shake my head saying through expression and nodding inside the cottage, “Don’t bring up Sophie.”

“Ok, Dad, we’re on it, do you want us to clean for rental?”

He looks at his watch, “No, I’ll have the cleaning service do it.”

We all get up and file inside to pack. I notice Izzy and Sophie are still in the bathroom. I knock on the door, “Izzy?” After a moment she cracks the door. Peaks out like she’s hiding.

“Guys! We gotta go. You’re gonna hear a lot of commotion, but just take your time. We’re leaving early because of the hurricane, that’s all. Per Adriah’s father…”

“Oh crap. Ok…”

“How’s she doing?,” I ask as people squeeze by me in the hallway.

“She’s been better. She’s not going to be able to drive, if that’s what you’re asking,” Izzy whispers.

“Her car’s at Adriah’s anyway, we’ll drive her there and we’ll stay with her till she’s 100%.”

“Ok. I’ll help her pack,” Izzy says. “Oh. Hang on.” She goes to the back of the bathroom and hands me a white plastic bag, “Then here…”

“What’s this?” I ask, brow furrowed.

“Her barf covered clothes. Rinse them in the ocean.”

“Really, girl?”

“Yeah, friendly tip, keep it closed till you get to the shore, trust me.”

Rene steps up, “He can barely stand; I’ll take it–“

“Throw my clothes in there too, from last night,” I add.

“Uggh. Ok… Show me…”

Izzy smiles, closes the door as Adriah grabs me aside, “I know what you’re gonna say…”

I squeeze by her to go to my guest room, “Good.” People fly by me preparing to leave.

She follows. I start getting my soiled clothes and hand them to Rene holding the bag open holding her nose.

Adriah leans in the doorway then allows Rene to get by, “I’ll talk to Sophie when all the dust settles, alone. Like you said, we don’t want this a public spectacle.”

“It’s none of my business but we need to know why she wasn’t taking the anti-anxiety meds prescribed with the antidepressant. That’s key. And mixing all the other stuff together was and is dangerous.”

“Maybe it wasn’t prescribed.”

“Very unlikely, but I’m not a doctor. So ask. Please?”

She nods.

Rene ties the bag of clothes, “I can talk to her if you want, we’re pretty close…”

Elena appears, “Who’s close?”

Janet appears with the pot of coffee, “You want another cup, Steve? Before I dump it.”

“I didn’t even finish my first—then the proverbial fire alarm got pulled…”

The surf is getting more violent. Ari is folding the chairs and storing them under the deck.

The bathroom door opens and Sophie is standing there in shorts and a camisole, hair in a ponytail, Izzy in back of her.

Everyone stops, “How you feeling?”

“Like I’ve been hit by a truck… what happened? Hell. Ahh. I’m really hungry,” she says weakly.

“Hey, Jan, don’t dump the coffee! Can you make Sophie scrambled eggs and whole grain toast, no butter, with warm coffee, milk, no sugar, not black? All easy on the stomach, I think. I’ll help.”

Jan stares at me from around the kitchen corner. A thumbs up appears around the order.

Sophie stares at me, “Well, that’s oddly specific…?”

Elena walks by, “Rough night, eh?” then looks at me smirking.

“I guess…”

Present Day
Lead Camaro in caravan at night

I turn around from the Camaro “shotgun” seat, “We helped you pack, then we left the cottage and drove you to Adriah’s house where you slept another three hours on the sofa. I left for home.”

Sophie sighs, “Oh. Well, nobody had any talk with me. I didn’t know. I thought I passed out from drinking, but I only had four glasses of wine…”

“Adriah or Rene were supposed to talk to you, guess they never did. That’s not good. I am not happy. Adriah is more the HR side of stuff. I just put the fires out, and she’s supposed to say ‘hey, don’t play with matches’. I thought we had a system.” I turn forward, “Guess not…”

Sophie looks at Sasha, “Why would Rene talk to me?” She shrugs.

I turn, “She said you two were close…”

“That’s news to me,” Sophie scoffs. I throw my hands up, they slap my thighs. Roger gives me a glance that says, “Glad I’m not you”.

Adriah has always said “I love how you can regulate your emotions, that’s important in a relationship.” Well, I’m about to test just how important that is.

Land of Confusion


Roger turns the wheel sharp and the tires crunch off the asphalt, bouncing us onto the dirt-and-gravel farm road toward his home. I quietly gaze into the distance, uncombed hair blowing.

It’s been a hell of a ride back. The more I think about the talk that never happened, the angrier I get. There’s only a few things that really make me mad; people that start a sentence with “I assumed…”, people that don’t follow through, and people who are late.

We stop at the entrance of the massive, weathered farm barn structure. Roger leaps out of the driver’s seat and pulls open the two huge, swinging barn doors, pinning them outward against the exterior walls. He climbs back in, and our headlights cut through the gloom inside, slicing across a dirt floor meant for tractors and hay bales. Instead, it garages six pristine, vintage Camaros, behind us. Right in the center sits Roger’s pride and joy—a massive, custom-built homemade wooden dance floor, complete with a massive speaker setup built into the rafters.

His pride and joy, not mine.

The other Camaros rumble into the dark behind us, a tight line of angry bumblebees waiting to get into the nest after a long day of foraging.

The ladies park their Camaros, following Roger, assuming the role of a deck crewman on a carrier. The engines cut out one by one, and the massive space plunges into a sudden, ringing silence. I swing my door open, my boat shoes hitting the packed dirt floor before the dust can even settle. I march straight past the hood of the car toward Adriah, my anger boiling over.

She notices my face in the dim overhead lights and lowers her guard. “Steve? What’s up? You look—”

“You never talked to her, did you?” I cut her off, my voice sharp. Ann swings in towards us.

Adriah blinks, looking genuinely bewildered. She looks at me like I’m speaking a foreign language. “What? Talk to who? Steve, what are you even talking about?”

Behind her, car doors click open across the dirt floor. Brandy, Chloe, Dot, and Sherry step out of their cars, looking back and forth between us. They weren’t part of the crew last autumn; they have absolutely no context for why the air in the barn is suddenly thick with ice.

Izzy looks bewildered, Rene too. The others float closer approaching us with caution.

“Sophie,” I snap, jerking a thumb back toward my car. “Twelve months ago at the cottage. After the hurricane evacuation. I explicitly asked you to sit down with her and talk about her Wellbutrin prescription. And mixing dope and wine. You promised me you’d do it, with her in private.”

I swing around to Rene,”And you offered too.” Rene looks at me like I delivered her an electric shock.

Adriah’s brow furrows as she drags up a memory buried under a year of fashion shoots. “How did this even come up? Why are you bringing up something from a year ago right now?”

“Because we were talking about drinking on the drive back,” I say, my voice rising, echoing loudly off the high timber rafters. “And Sophie dropped the fact that she has spent the last twelve months wondering why the hell she woke up totally naked except for– ah her panties last year. The implication was sexual, Adriah! She thought something inappropriate happened while she was blacked out. So I had to sit in the front seat and tell her the whole damn story with Sasha’s help. The story you were supposed to explain to her so she’d know her life was in danger, not her virtue!”

Adriah’s face flushes a deep, angry red. She takes a sharp step into me, her voice booming through the empty barn.

“Steve, that morning was pure chaos!” she fires back. “If you thought it was so damn important, why didn’t you talk to her? You played ‘Doctor Steve’ all night. Why did you pass the buck to me?”

“No, no, no, you don’t get to pull that bullshit. Nice try. You said and I quote, ‘I’ll talk to Sophie when all the dust settles, alone’.”

“I forgot.”

“You forgot? Oh well.” I scoff, “That makes it okay!” I yell back, matching her volume as the argument turns into a full public spectacle on the dirt floor. “You’re in charge of our emotional–ah bullshit stuff! I’m the one who had to unbutton her dress so she wouldn’t choke on her own vomit, and she was so out of it she muddled the situation into a sexual consent issue! Good thing others were there to see she was out of it. What if they weren’t? How the hell do you think it looks if a male photographer pulls a young model into a private room to discuss her psychiatric prescriptions and chemical interactions?”

Brandy and Chloe look at each other, their jaws dropped. Sophie stands by me, scared.

Before Adriah can yell back, Rene steps up , her hands up as she marches straight between us.

“Okay, stop! Both of you, shut up right now,” Rene commands, turning a hard gaze entirely onto me. “Steve, look at me. It’s not your job to be everyone’s savior. You have a serious savior complex, you know that? It was a mistake. People dropped the ball in the hurricane chaos. But Sophie is fine. I assume her healthcare professional handled the medication talk by now.”

“Assume.” I point at her. “That word.”

Rene stares at me.

“Assume. Ass-u-me. It makes an ass out of you and me.

I shake my head. “You volunteered to talk to her. You didn’t. Adriah said she would. She didn’t. And now you’re telling me you assume somebody else handled it?”

I laugh and do a dramatic spin and look at the ceiling, “This is exactly why I have the savior complex cause nobody can accept any responsibility. I have to do it all…” I point finger towards Adriah who’s so embarrassed she’s almost in tears. That’s hard to do, “Look I put out the fires but it’s your job to tell them not to play with matches.”

Izzy sheepishly pipes up, “Steve, isn’t this the scene you wanted to avoid in the first place a year ago?”

I stop.

Izzy looks at me, anxious.

Silence.

“Come here. The sensible one. Come here.”

She hesitates, then takes a few steps toward me.

“Can I give you a hug?”

“Okay,” she says, sounding almost confused.

I pull her into a light friendly grandma hug.

For a second, she just stands there.

Then her arms tighten around me.

I close my eyes.

Sasha is the first to step in. She puts a hand on my back, then joins the hug without saying anything.

Adriah doesn’t move. She’s still standing where I left her, eyes red, looking completely drained.

Sophie watches her, then looks at me.

Slowly, Adriah steps forward.

She slips into the edge of the hug, almost cautiously, like she’s not sure whether she’s earned the right to be there.

I feel her arms wrap around me.

Rene comes next.

Then Reina.

One by one, the women who were there that night close the gap until I’m surrounded.

Nobody says anything.

For once, nobody needs to.

Across the barn, Brandy looks at Dot, Sherry and Chloe. Roger smiles, folds his arms. He knows. Ann looks to him for answers, but he just smiles. Roger knows the whole story, (Last chapter.)

None of them have a clue, they weren’t there. “Damn what happened that night?” Brandy shrugs.

The heat in my chest suddenly evaporates, leaving behind that familiar, hollow emptiness from the adrenaline dump a year ago. The anger is completely gone. I just feel incredibly, profoundly tired.

“You’re right,” I say, my voice dropping to a quiet, flat whisper that barely carries over the dirt floor. I let my shoulders drop and give a slow, empty nod. “You’re right,” I say… “You’re entirely right, Rene. I can’t save them all. It’s easy to stop caring… maybe I should try it.”

“Rene. Adriah, you. Basically you attacked him for caring about me.” Sophie mutters. The group hug slowly drifts apart. “There’s a thing going around on social media showing how women don’t show accountability for anything. You two could be the poster children…”

Adriah draws a breath to retort but gets shut down by Sophie.

“No, we’re done here. I’ll say one thing in closing and this matter is closed.” She lets that land. Then waits until she has the floor. Turning to Rene, “FYI, not that it’s anyone’s business but, I’ve weaned myself off antidepressants with the help of my doctor… so that’s not an issue anymore. And I drink way less.”

“Well that’s–” I start.

“Shut up, Steve.”

Sophie folds her arms, “This is how this gonna work; you all can apologize to Steve for caring about me or we can put it all behind us and start the line dancing.” No one moves. “That’s what I thought… no apologies.”

Dancing Fool

She shoots me a smile, “Who wants to see this guy in action? I do.” Then a wink.

Oh no. I thought I could defer the dancing for a while but no, I’m in the center of it. Sophie takes my hand and drags me towards the dance stage.

“Roger, we’re gonna need tunes…” Sophie calls. He perks up like a golden retriever who just heard the word “walk.”

With a huge grin, he heads toward a soundboard that looks like it was assembled from spare parts and a Radio Shack catalog from 1987. I try to stop Sophie. “Hey, I never line danced before. What are we doing? Sophie, stop. Please, no.”

She stops and looks at me, her eyes narrowing with the kind of suspicion usually reserved for people who claim they can fix a garbage disposal. “I overheard you say you did ballroom dancing. True or lie?”

“Muffin, look…” I hold up both hands like I’m negotiating a hostage situation. “That was a long time ago. Please don’t make me look like a fool. I’ve got that part covered already.”

They say people fear public speaking more than death. I’d put dancing in front of a dozen professional models right up there with being buried alive. Just then, to plunge the knife in deeper, a few people trickle into the barn—some guy I’m guessing is Earl from the feed store, probably his wife, and a smattering of others who clearly have nothing better to do on a Saturday night after the hog races are canceled. Great. An audience.

“Steven, can you or can you not dance?” Sophie shoots.

I sigh. “Well, yeah. Maybe. Look, I was an escort for a debutante ball. We had lessons. Ballroom dancing. Waltz, foxtrot, the works. I was a regular Fred Astaire, minus the talent, the charisma, … and the hat.”

She cracks up. “So…?”

“So that was 1978! The same year the first Garfield comic strip was published. I think that says everything you need to know. I’m not rusty, I’m seized.” I pause, “That’s a car reference.”

She just stares at me.

“That’s not a yes,” she says.

“That’s a ‘yes, but with a heavy dose of regret.'”

She stares.

“Sophie, that was November 1978! Disco was in style.”

“Pfft. You got this,” she whispers in my ear. “It’ll piss Adriah off.”

“Ah… well, I’m sure it’ll come back to me.”

She smiles, “Perfect. This is me thanking you for caring for me last year.”

I glance toward Earl and his wife, then back at her. “You know what? I’d rather be thrown into a wood chipper than dance in front of these people. But here I am.”

I look toward Roger. “We’re gonna need a waltz.”

The others are all watching us to see how this plays out for the story they’ll tell someday.

I look over at Roger, who’s already grinning like a man who’s been waiting for this moment all night. He gives me a thumbs up. I give him a look that says I will find a way to make you pay for this.

“Roger, we’re gonna need a Strauss waltz. Something slow. Something I can fake my way through.”

“Test, one, two, three… Ok, Fred and Ginger, here we go…”

Oh please. I muster the courage to look at the others.

Basically, they look like they’re waiting to watch a train hit a propane truck stalled on the railroad tracks. I’m the truck. The smattering of others have stopped to watch. Even the barn cat has stopped to watch, and shoots the dog a glance, and I’m pretty sure they’re judging me too.

“So. I’m assuming you can’t ballroom dance or know the waltz?” I ask Sophie.

“Ahhh… did you say ‘assume’?”

“Alrightly, this should be interesting…”

This is perfect. I can hide my rusty knowledge of ballroom dancing from fifty freaking years ago behind her inexperience. This is genius.

“Steve, this wasn’t meant to make you look like a fool…”

“No, that was just a perk, eh?” I take her hand and put the other on her shoulder blade. “It’s gonna be my right step, side, close, my left step, side, close. I’ll be moving forward and you’ll be mirroring but backwards. You’re at a disadvantage cause I’m leading and you don’t know what to do. So if you don’t follow right, I’ll be stepping on your feet.”

“Oh. Ok. Let’s try. You show me, without me in the dance.”

“Ok.” I demonstrate it as she watches. “See when I go forward you need to step back. We’ll skip the dip and bounce for now. So, Roger, what ya got?”

“Umm, I have the Blue Danube…”

Oh crap. This is a very somber emotional song. “Ok, let it rip, tater chip…”

I look to Sophie, “You know this song? It’s towards the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey.”

“I dunno…”

“Just don’t cry. You don’t know what you’re getting into…”

The song starts filling the barn. She instantly recognizes the song. “Sophie, what did I just say?”

I see her eyes water. “Sorry… Let’s go…” She wipes her cheek.

I take her hand again. “Okay. Nice and easy.”

The music fills the barn, the strings sweeping through the enormous space.

I step forward.

She steps back. I just miss her foot by a half second.

“Good.”

Step.

Side.

Close.

She follows.

“See? You got it.”

She smiles through the tears.

“Your left Step. Back.”

She steps back.

“Side.”

She moves.

“Close.”

We glide another few feet.

Holy crap.

She’s actually following me.

I give her a little more confidence and lengthen the steps.

I step on her foot. Shit. “Sorry. Keep smiling…”

“I’m trying,” she laughs.

“That’s it. Don’t think about it. Just follow me.”

“I am.”

“I know. We’re gonna turn left…” I say.

“Who’s left?”

“Yours…”

We make another turn.

For the first few passes, I’m concentrating so hard on remembering something I haven’t done since Jimmy Carter was president that I’m barely aware of anyone else. What would’ve been great is, a YouTube refresher but we don’t have our phones.

I glance toward the edge of the floor.

Earl and his wife walk to the stage closer, watching.

They’re watching us.

Earl grins.

His wife says something to him and he laughs.

Great.

An audience.

I keep dancing, if I don’t concentrate I’ll trip Sophie.

A few minutes later Earl takes his wife’s hand and they step onto the floor.

They don’t discuss where to stand.

They don’t need instructions.

They just start dancing.

And they’re good.

Really good.

They move across the floor like they’ve been doing this together for forty years.

I stare at them for a second.

Then I look at Sophie.

Then back at Earl and his wife.

Why the hell am I teaching her?

Before I can recover from that realization, Ann walks over to Roger.

She holds out her hand.

Roger takes it.

They step onto the floor.

And immediately they’re moving like they own the place.

I watch Roger turn Ann effortlessly.

She follows without hesitation.

They glide past us.

I look at Sophie.

She looks at me.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“You’re making a face.”

“I’ve just discovered something.”

“What?”

“I may have chosen the wrong dance.”

She laughs. “You’re the one who picked it.”

“I know.”

Now I have a bar I have to beat. Before we were just a couple fooling around. Now I have to bring an “A game” last played in 1978.

“You said you could dance.”

“I can. Well, could.”

She gives me a suspicious look. “Really?”

“Define can.”

She laughs again.

I turn her.

She follows.

“See?”

“See what?”

“You’re doing fine,” I smile.

“Because you’re teaching me.”

I glance toward Roger and Ann.

“No pressure.”

“What?”

“Nothing. Keep following. Stop talking or I’ll screw up and trip you…”

She smiles.

I lead her into another turn.

For someone who was unconscious and vomiting all over herself twelve months ago, she’s doing remarkably well.

And for someone who hasn’t danced in nearly fifty years, apparently neither have I.

Roger catches my eye as he passes.

That bastard is smiling.

I give him a look.

He just keeps dancing.

“Okay,” Sophie says. “What’s next?”

I sigh.

“Now we make this look like I actually know what I’m doing. We’ll try the float and bounce that goes with it. That’s where the dance’s character is…” A beat. “Ready?”

She laughs. “I’m ready.”

“Ok stay focused. Me too.”

She looks at me with little girl eyes, “This is like the dance in Beauty and the Beast…”

“Oh goodie, what does that make me if you’re Belle?” I sigh.

Adriah drifts over to me, “Now me. Can I cut in?”

“No. Next dance, if you’re good.” Sophie shoots, “I’m just getting the hang of it. Don’t be a buzz kill. The Beast is teaching me to waltz.”

Adriah looks confused but turns away trying to hide her dissatisfaction.

The song ends and the other ladies applaud, most astonished that the gruff muscle car guy can dance the waltz. I motion them to all come on stage. “C’mon!” They nearly trip over each other to get on stage. What’s nice is they’re dressed in summer dresses so they’re half way to the elegance the waltz song brings.

Roger floats over, “Ok, who wants to learn to waltz?” He smiles, “It’s not line dancing but it’s a good warm up.” All their hands go up, but Izzy cuts in front. “Earl and Wendy would you like to teach too?”

Wendy smiles, “Sure, we’ll give it ago. It’s pretty far from what you young ones call dancing. It requires timing…”

Roger, “Ladies pair off and we’ll teach you.” Ann restarts the song.

I look to Sophie, “Let’s sit down for moment, I want watch Roger and Feedbag Earl for some pointers and we can go back.”

“Fine…”

We sit at a small table as Ann comes over, “Done? You two? Steve, I had no idea…”

I shrug, “Just watching your husband for some pointers and refresh my steps. It’s not like riding a bike…”

She smiles, “Ok. Sophie, can you lend a hand with getting the drinks and snacks.” She nods and they leave.

Adriah watches me from across the floor, clearly trying to break away from dancing with Sasha without looking obvious. Before she can make her move, Sherry approaches me at the table.

“Tired already?” she muses, sitting next to me like she’s been doing it her whole life.

“Just watching for a refresher is all. Trying to remember which foot goes where.”

She studies me for a moment, then glances around to make sure no one else is listening. Her voice drops below the music.

She lowers her head. “Well, now you’re alone, I just want to say… there was no sex involved.”

I lower my head in mock reaction, I blink. “Say what?”

I gotta love how people just start with chapter five when talking to me. No setup, no lead in, no preface…

“It’s been haunting me since you said it.” She looks at me in earnest, like she’s been holding this in for weeks. “I don’t know what you heard. I only went with him to the class reunion for concert tickets…”

I stop and swing my head around, checking to see if she’s talking to someone else. Maybe Adriah sent her as a distraction. Maybe this is some elaborate prank. Nope. Just me sitting here.

“Sherry. What in the nine rings of hell are you talking about?”

“Back at the junkyard—”

“The Swap Meet.”

“Whatever. You said the group only had one call girl. (That’s here.) I wanted to explain since I don’t know what you heard. So. This guy I work with wanted an escort for his class reunion. I said no. Then he offered me tickets to a sold-out concert—”

I lower my head, all spy like, “What concert?”

She stares at me. “Steve, you’re missing the point.”

“I’m genuinely curious. I want to know what band you sold your body for.”

“Steve.”

“Was it Journey?”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“It was Journey, wasn’t it?”

“No!”

“Fine. Continue.” I lift my head to normal conversation height.

She takes a breath, clearly re-evaluating her life choices that led to this conversation. “He tried to get with me after the reunion, I told him a head of time, no funny business, but I was trapped since he drove and Ubers were on the news as being unsafe. I finally threatened him with assault charges and he dropped me off, pretty pissed. There was no sexual wee-hoo. Just so you know.”

I stare at her for a long moment softly shaking my head. “Sexual… wee-hoo?”

“Steve.” A beat.

“I’m not making fun of you. I’m just trying to understand how we got here. And why…”

She folds her arms. “I just wanted you to know. I’m not a call girl.”

I think about it. A class reunion. A concert. A bad ride home. A threat. And no sexual anything. She literally just told me a story that could’ve been solved with a Lyft and a pair of headphones.

“Oooooh.” I lean forward and pat her cheek gently. “I wasn’t talking about you.”

She blinks.

“But thanks for the deep dive into your sexual history.”

“What?”

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The Supergirls Saga: “Your Mind is Not Your Friend” pt.41

Model: Jill, Providence RI 2024

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Supergirls Saga (If you’re new, start the Supergirl Saga here…)

Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet Cruise
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet” is still running

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish


If you already know what’s going on, skip to: Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft otherwise…

Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 40)
The Camaro caravan had barely left the farm when Steve nearly launched himself into Sasha’s moving car to escape a conversation. Unfortunately, a tail—Harold’s dying Ford Falcon, belching blue smoke like a crop duster—derailed his grand escape plan. Roger made a phone call. Harold would live to see another mile.

The fleet arrived at the Blue Plate Diner, where the parking lot froze, a man dropped his hot dog, and Steve delivered a briefing on “social protocols” before herding everyone inside. He seated himself with Adriah, Roger, and Ann—and immediately began scanning the exits.

Then came the fantasy menu. A ten-thousand-calorie death wish involving Skittles, a donut-bun cheeseburger, poutine, two lobster tails, and a chocolate cake that could anchor a ship. The punchline? He ordered a salad. Roger bought anyway. Ann slipped. Adriah ordered his burger for him—Swiss on top, Provolone on bottom, no raw onions, BBQ sauce, extra pickle, on a lightly toasted potato roll. She’d been taking notes.

The conversation spiraled. Adriah revealed their first “date” was at Wendy’s. Steve called it a business meeting. She called it a date. Roger called it a losing battle. Ann called it entertainment.

Adriah told the origin story—twelve years old at a comic convention, a crush, a return two years ago, and the slow realization that Steve was not, in fact, the average artist who dresses like he got lost on the way to a renaissance fair. Steve corrected her on his ex-wife’s name. Twice. She didn’t care.

Ann delivered the speech: age is the least interesting thing about a person. The challenges are real, but they don’t matter if you care. Steve had no response.

The night ended with hugs, a bag of Harold’s dinner, and Ann’s final button: “That’s how honey is made.”

Steve didn’t correct her.

8 days 7 hours 8 minutes to Bet Deadline

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

Location: R.I. Auto Swap Meet farm field. We pickup directly from the end of part 40.

She smiles. “Bottle that, right there… That’s how honey is made.”

In the lighted diner parking lot we all stand around a little shocked as everyone engages in light chatter. Roger gets in the center of eighteen people, “Do we have our teams for the return trip? Mix it up?”

Roger looks at me, “Why don’t you two take your own Camaro back and be alone?”

And I immediately refuse the conventional romantic ending. “Thanks, but that’s not what we’re about.”

Then Adriah unexpectedly agrees, “No, he’s right. We just opened some doors. That’s the energy we’re about. Inclusion.”

“In fact, she and I will ride in separate cars. Problem?”

Adriah: “Fine.”

Steve: “There it is. The classic ‘Fine’.”

And then I smile, “In fact, absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?”

“Steve,” Adriah deadpans, “It’s only eight miles!”

Jill is amused, “It’s not like your going off to war…”

I smirk, “I-I…”

Kat leans back on the Camaro, “Annnnd they’re back!”

I take Sophie’s hand, “I promised Muffin we’d talk cars.” I look at Adriah.

Ann approaches, “Roger, you Steve and Sophie ride together and talk car guy stuff.”

“Me too,” Sasha pipes up. I wave her in, she grins.

Before Adriah can speak Ann grabs her arm, “Darling, you come with us. Girl talk…”

I motion to take Sherry. “I will take Sherry Bomb.”

Sherry smiles, waving me off. “I can go with Kat and Boo (Trish). We were discussing shampoos.”

I stare at her for half a beat in disbelief. “Well, shit. I wouldn’t want to break THAT up.” I roll my eyes. I sigh shaking my head. “If we’re all set, let’s start engines.”

The parking lot becomes a shuffle of doors, laughter, and the occasional debate over who’s riding with whom. Roger watches the chaos with the quiet amusement of a man who’s herded livestock and found women to be a similar challenge.

“Hey, Steve,” He steps closer to me. “You want to drive the (Camaro) ZL1?”

I open my mouth. Close it. Sophie and Sasha look at me with the kind of expectation usually reserved for royal surprise parties.

“Take it,” Sophie says. Sasha’s eyes are saucers.

I look at the ZL1. Then at Roger. Then back at the ZL1. It’s beautiful. It’s terrifying. It’s also not mine. It’s a million dollar car.

“Maybe some other time,” I say. “I’m not sure of the way back. And I’d rather not be the one explaining to a farmer why his million-dollar car is in a ditch.”

Roger smiles, doesn’t argue. He just nods, like he expected that answer.

We pile into his car. The sun has dipped far below the horizon, and September nights in New England cool off fast. I feel the temperature drop as the engines start rumbling around us. Giants breathing into life. Everyone is smiling.

A car horn toots. Short. Insistent. The kind that says “I need help, not attention.”

I look up. Brandy is already out of her IROC Z28, trotting toward me with the determination of someone who’s been defeated by modern technology and refuses to accept it.

“Help me play the CD player,” she says, slightly out of breath. “I want to play ‘Animal.’ Can’t figure it out.”

Roger and I exchange a glance—the kind that says this is going to be a thing—and follow her back to the car.

“Def Leppard; Animal?” I ask.

“Yeah.”

Jill is already inside, fumbling with the head unit in the dash like it’s a puzzle box that’s personally offended her. “Where’s the flippin’ CDs?” she mutters.

Roger laughs. “They’re in the trunk.”

The women look at him like he’s just announced the car runs on moonbeams.

“There’s a unit in the trunk,” he explains, pointing. “It’s a disc changer. Connected to the play head here.”

“Sounds dirty,” Jill says, without missing a beat.

I close my eyes for half a second.

Roger, to his credit, doesn’t flinch. He just walks them through the buttons, patiently decoding the flow chart of a technology that was obsolete before most of these women were born. Eventually, the system clicks. Pyromania starts playing.

“Animal” blasts through the speakers.

The women smile. I smile. It’s a small victory, but it’s a victory.

We head back toward the ZL1.

And then, from somewhere behind us, I hear it:

“In your mind, you have capacities you know…”

I stop mid-stride.

“Wait.”

The music shifts. The guitars swell.

“To telepath messages through the vast unknown…”

At this point I do my best to stop and really want to lie in the grass and stare at the sky, but I don’t.

I turn around. It’s one of the other Camaros. Someone found the Klaatu tape.

I look at Roger. “They found ‘Calling Occupants.'”

He grins. “That’s a great driving song.”

We stand there for a moment, listening. The harmonies wash over the parking lot. It’s the kind of song that makes you feel like you’re heading somewhere important, even if you’re just driving back to a farm.

“Alright,” I say, shaking my head. “Now I can go home.”

I glance at Ann’s car. Through the window, I see Adriah look my way. She gives me a subtle kiss. I give her a thumbs up.

She stares at me like I’ve just responded to a love letter with a parking validation.

I shrug. Not my fault she set the bar higher than I’m capable of reaching at this exact moment.

I swing around to the other cars, checking each driver. One by one, they meet my eyes. All ready. No issues. The parking lot patrons are still watching, smiling, giving thumbs up. A few wave. They’ve been entertained.

I lean toward Roger over the rumble of the V8. “We’re good to go.” We buckle.

He nods once, sticks his hand out the window, and twirls his finger in the universal roll-out gesture.

I take one final breath of the diner’s grill smoke—grease, onions, the faint ghost of a fantasy meal I didn’t eat (That’s here.) —and settle into the shotgun seat.

Bellies full. Hearts full. The Camaros rumble.

Small Town Justice

The caravan moves out of the parking lot. I look to Roger who just has a huge grin on his face. I smile. “So, ah, Roger, still riding high from sixteen beautiful ladies kissing and hugging you?”

“Wow. Does it show?”

I look out the window, silhouettes of trees and lakes whiz by, “Nah…”

Sasha lurches forward and kisses Roger on the cheek, Sophie follows in kind. I look at Roger. “Well, now, when’s the last time you were kissed by two beauties, not counting ten minutes ago?”

Sophie baits him, “I bet you were quite the ladies man during your day. Eh, Rog?”

Sasha picks up on the vibe, “yeah, tell us about a conquest.”

Sophie and Sasha look at each other laughing. Sasha senses Roger’s discomfort and changes the subject. “So, Roger, you restore all these cars yourself?”

But Roger rises to the challenge… He leans back in the Camaro seat looking confident.

“It was about 1972 and I attended a dance at an area Irish National Home. There was no internet or classifieds to meet people back then, you typically attended dances to meet people and/or socialize…”

Sasha and Sophie lean in.

“Everyone was dressed nice, women wore dresses back then, they looked like ladies, not like today when—” He stops. “Nevermind, I digress. Anyway, I had my eye on a little lady I had been watching for a long time–“

“Was it Ann?” Sasha blurts.

I turn and give her a scowl. Sophie nudges her. “Sorry. Go on…”

“It wasn’t Ann. It was a friend of hers and I was watching her all evening when I got up the courage to ask her to dance. Her name was Carol. Beautiful blonde tall girl. So just as I was making my way over to talk to her a local yokel named Shawn literally steps in front of me. Carol sees I’m approaching but responds to Shawn who’s right in her face and he’s three sheets to the wind.”

I look at the women in the back seats, “That means ‘drunk’.”

“Oh.”

“Anyway, Carol’s friends are laughing as this drunk guy takes her onto the dance floor. They all know Shawn. Carol’s smiling, but I can tell it’s one of those polite smiles. She doesn’t want to be there. So I’m watching him and my friends are too. Since it’s near the end of the dance, I’m trying to figure out what to do. I mean the evening is winding down…”

Roger pauses, glances into the rearview mirror for a second, smiling to himself.

“My chances are dwindling to dance with her. I see Ann watching also. She’s somewhat hidden in the crowd. I don’t really know her, I know of her though. So I– Look this isn’t that exciting of a story…”

“We’ll be the judge of that,” I scoff.

“To make a long story short he keeps dancing with her and I can tell she’s trying to get away, so I step and ask for a dance. She accepts, well, you can imagine Shawn was a little pissed. Still drunk he watches me like a hawk. Carol says thanks for saving her and when the song ends he grabs her again and tries to leave with her.”

“Leave, like out the building?” Sasha asks.

“Yes.” Roger pauses almost reluctant to continue. “Carol tries to politely resist and her friends see it, I see it, my friends see it. We start to follow them to the parking lot. And then Ann grabs my arm. I see concern and fear on her face. She says to me loud enough for all to hear, ‘Don’t, he has a gun’.”

Silence. The drone of the Camaro caravan.

“Shit…” Sophie mutters.

Roger continues, “Remember times were different then, farmers or rural area folks carried guns, mainly to ward off predators. And sexual assault wasn’t reported much back then and often kept under wraps. Let’s just say Shawn’s intentions probably weren’t going to be honorable.”

He gives Sasha a quick glance.

She’s pretty shocked, as is Sophie.

“I look at Ann and just tell her I know about the gun, although I’ve never seen it. It could be just a scare tactic. I dunno. So as Shawn and Carol approach his ’65 Chevelle convertible my buddy Mark tells him to let her go back in the dance hall. He doesn’t even turn around. Mark breaks off to get to his car where I know he has a shotgun in the trunk. He hunts.”

“Oh boy,” I whisper.

Roger, “Yeah, this is spiraling out of control. At this point we all notice a cop car parked off to the side with its lights off. Mark doesn’t see him. No laws have been broken yet. Ann is trying to stop me, I’m trying to stop Shawn and Carol is in the middle of it. “I tell Shawn to stop. The convertible top is down. Bruce slips in beside me and gently pulls Carol away before Shawn even realizes she’s gone.

“Shawn spins toward us.

“Then he bends into the car from the outside reaching for the glove compartment.

“Everything slows down.

“Ann screams.

“I see his shoulder come up first.

“Then his hand.

“Then the pistol.

“Bruce is already moving.

“He catches Shawn’s wrist before the gun clears the compartment. I grab his other arm. Bruce slams the gun hand against the top of the door.

“The pistol flies free and clatters across the pavement lot.

“Bruce pins Shawn against the car and looks at me.

“We don’t say a word.

“I know exactly what he’s thinking. I nod slightly and I smash Shawn right in the face as he falls backwards into the car. He folds backwards into the convertible like somebody pulled his legs out from under him.”

“Wow.” I blurt.

“With his feet sticking in the air, I announce a story for everyone. ‘He’s really drunk’. Bruce scoops up the gun and throws it to one of our friends. The gun is never seen again. Meanwhile the cop sees Mark trotting over with a shotgun. He tells the cop he saw a raccoon acting strange like it has rabies.

“The cop looks from Shawn, half-folded into the Chevelle, to the group standing around him. ‘Okay. Somebody tell me what happened.’ I immediately start talking. ‘Well, Shawn was drunk, and he was trying to take Carol out of the dance hall, and then he reached into the glove compartment and—’ Ann grabs my arm. ‘Officer, Shawn was so loaded he fell backwards right into the seat when he pulled his fist back. He lost his footing and his head hit the stick shift.’

“My blank face meets hers. There’s a beat.

“‘Yeah,’ I say. ‘Pretty much that’s it.’

“Ann gives me a big grin.” Roger glances at me.

I nod. “That’s what happened.”

“Bruce nods. Mark nods. Everyone nods. The cop looks around at all of us. ‘Right.’ He looks at Shawn, Folding his arms, then he looks back at us. ‘So you’ve all agreed on the drunk-who-fell-backwards story?’ Nobody says anything. We all nod again, some smirking.

“The cop looks down at my wrist. I’m rubbing it where I hit Shawn. He gives me a sideways grin. ‘Better put some ice on that stick shifter, son.’

“‘Yes, sir.'”

“That’s funny,” Sophie laughs.

Sophie moves up between our seats and speaks in Roger’s ear over the cars’ rumble. “So, is that why they call you Jackhammer?”

I turn, “What? Where the F did that come from?”

“In the barn. We were all telling our pet names. Ann said your nickname was Jackhammer.” Roger’s sporting a huge grin. (That’s here.)

“Young lady, you have quite a way of sewing things together,” He laughs.

“Sophie, is as intelligent as she is beautiful. Don’t mess with this one…”

“Awww,” she kisses me on the cheek.

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

“Steve, how about some road music, something obscure but more soothing…” Roger says waving a cassette tape.

I look over, “Obscure is my middle name, watcha got?”

“Kraftwerk,” like it’s bait. “1974.”

I wag my finger, “Umm hang on… oh ah. Autobahn?”

“Very good. The twenty-two minute version.”

“Oh no, Ok, yeah, I know all the lyrics…” I laugh.

“Yeah, basically ‘fun fun fun on the autobahn’ for twenty-two minutes. Here we go…” He pops in the cassette in an under dash vintage player. The German techno pop song starts.

We listen sometimes mocking the song. Sasha leans forward, “What are they saying?”

“Oh, it’s ‘fun fun fun on the autobahn hahbin vershnipzel something’,” I laugh.

Sasha looks at Sophie, and just shrugs.

After a few minutes of driving the ladies are asleep in the back seat. I look at the night road ahead. I point at a Ford Falcon under a street light, “Hey, is that Harold’s car? And the wrecker.” (That’s here.)

“Yup.”

Roger signals the other Camaros following us to pull over. After we stop Roger unbuckles and grabs the white bag from the diner, “Sit tight, I’ll be but a second.”

Against Roger’s wishes I get out of the car and still spy Sasha and Sophie sleeping in the back seats. I follow Roger to the dead Ford Falcon. Roger hands Harold the white bag.

Roger says, “You ok? Hey, here’s dinner from Blue’s. (Last chapter.) You saved me a trip.” I look inside the car and see another guy in the passenger seat.

“No salt on the fries, right?”

Roger stands tall, “What? IS this my first rodeo? No salt.” Then he bends for a better look, “So, Rufus, what are you two doing on the side of the road in the dark? Get this heap off the road.”

Tow driver, Rufus puts down his phone, sighs, “We’re watching the game in peace.” A beat. “Well, we were…”

“That’s what the peace and quiet of your homes are for.”

Silence. Harold and Rufus exchange glances.

“Good one…”

Roger sighs, slaps the top of the Falcon, “Take care…”

I see Ann getting out her Camaro heading towards as we head back to our car. She looks in the back seat. “Yeah, mine are asleep too.”

I look to Roger, “You wouldn’t happen to have any blankets in the trunk? I’d like to wrap them up.”

He thinks, “No, but we can put the convertible top back up…”

I see sleeping Sasha’s mouth move towards the faintest grin. I decide to play. Raising a finger to silently signal Roger and Ann I pause. “They’re so much more manageable when they’re sleeping. You wouldn’t know from this, but they’re major trouble makers.”

“Really?” Ann mocks.

Nothing.

I nod towards Sophie, “This one eats all the muffin’s tops off a full tray of muffins and just leaves the bottoms. Adriah made them for me. My favorite, oatmeal muffins. Oh! She was really mad.”

I wait to see if Sophie reacts, nothing, so I continue, laying it on thicker.

“Yeah. I found her working DoorDash. She left our food out in the rain. She fakes that her car won’t start.” My eyes glance to Roger who’s catching on, smirking.

“Yeah. I mean she’s pretty hot so… I ask her inside to dry off…” Ah! Slight mouth grin! “So she says her clothes are wet… and wants to take them off.” A mouth twitch. “…in front of me…” Sophie barely breaks, just a tiny mouth corner movement… but she’s hanging in there.

Sasha’s face tries not to react. Eyes still closed. Her ribcage hitches.

“Well, let’s put the top up… it’s manual.” Roger pauses. “What’s her pet name again?”

“Sophie? It’s Muffin. Hang on.” I pause. “And then there’s this one. Sasha. The Apathy Queen. If the word ‘whatever’ was a person, that would be her. I actually got her a sweatshirt that says ‘whatever’ across it. No photographer wanted to work with her cause she couldn’t put down her freakin’ phone.”

I look at Roger, “She’s the reason we have the no phones rule.” (That’s here.)

“Ah.”

Sasha is actually doing a good job trying not to break. So I push it. Farther.

“Ya know, for all their bullshit, they are extremely beautiful…”

Ann and Roger look towards me. They give me the oh-no face.

“Nobody would know if I gave them each a kiss. Right? On the lips… I hope they didn’t eat any raw onions for dinner.”

Ann looks at me, “Really, just right after–“

“Do you see a ring on this finger? They won’t know. I’m not hurting them. So yeah… a big, wet…”

I pause.

“Slobbery…”

Sasha surrenders. Her eyes stay closed, but her lips pucker into ridiculous goldfish lips.

“Kiss…”

Roger looks at me. “You sure about— OH!”

Sophie explodes, bursting into laughter.

Sasha, eyes still squeezed shut, stubbornly keeps the ridiculous goldfish lips going.

I stare at her.

“…Well?” she asks through the pucker.

I laugh.

“I knew it. Fakers. They were never asleep.”

Still making goldfish lips, “Well…? I dare you,” Sasha fires smiling.

“What’d you have for dinner?”

“Garlic chicken and noodles.”

I nod solemnly. Yeah… that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

Adriah floats over wondering what the holdup is… “What’s going on?”

Sophie sits upright, “He was trying to kiss us.”

Adriah looks around. Pauses. “Steve?” She thinks. Stops. “Or Roger?”

“Why would I kiss Roger?” I ask. I look to Roger who shrugs.

Adriah surrenders knowing I can drive this line of questions into the ground. She throws her arms up, “I give up. Can we go?”

“We just dropped off Harold’s dinner. We’re putting the convertible top up, I don’t want the ladies to get cold. It’s getting nippy…”

“Whatever.” She shakes her head as she and Ann return to their Camaro. I hear faintly “I don’t even bother anymore…”

I look to Roger, “Bother, what?”

He just shrugs, “I…” then gets in the car after we put the top up.

We drive along listening to Autobahn when Sophie pops her head between us, “Roger. You know I never worked for DoorDash, right? Steve made that all up.” He glances towards her. “That’s what he DOES.”

Roger looks at me.

I shake my head.

“She did undress in front of me once. Right down to her birthday suit.”

Sasha’s head snaps up. “Wait… what?”

She points at Sophie.

“You did what?

“Well, wait, you’re taking it out of context.”

I scoff, “Ok, you provide the context for stripping in front of me…”

Roger clears his throat. “Maybe this isn’t the place for this.”

He looks at me. “Mind you… I’d like to hear the ending too.”

Sophie falls back in the seat deflated, as Sasha looks at her, “Maybe after few drinks…”

Look at Roger, “And… There’s the context.”

“I’m not laughing, Steve.”

Sophie stares out the back of the Camaro. “I don’t drink like that anymore.”

I pause, “More than once after Saturday dailies I’ve had to scoop you up and carry you to bed. That’s on you. I just made sure you were safe. You have no idea.” (Dailies or Viewings is where we review the pictures I’ve taken in their RAW form. We see the bloopers and goofs.)

She looks to Sasha, who’s nodding.

“Oh, I always just assumed I made it to the bed on my own power,” Sophie mutters.

Sasha scoffs, “He carried you.” She lets that land, then, “with a bad back…”

The drone of the Camaro caravan continues.

“I didn’t know. I don’t drink anywhere that much now. Thanks, Steve.” She touches my arm. Then pauses.

“Wait, I would wake up in only a bra, sometimes topless, and just panties. Ahhh. Ummm…”

Sasha looks out her window a little too quickly.

Sophie notices.

Slowly.

“Steve?”

“Yeah?”

“Who undressed me?”

I glance at Roger.

Roger glances at the road.

Neither of us answers. But this will…

Last Year — Twelve Months Earlier
Beachside Cottage, After Sunset

I grab my camera and hook it up to the big screen. The ritual is familiar: pictures from the day, raw and unedited, projected large enough to see every mistake and every happy accident.

The women drift in like a slow tide, swapping their dinner clothes for casual wear, hair pulled back into ponytails. Usually the audience is 8 to 12 in attendance but some days can be up to 20. The energy is lower now—the sugar and adrenaline of the day have burned off, leaving behind something quieter. They settle into their usual spots: the couch, the armchairs, the floor. A few curl up with pillows. Someone always claims the spot closest to the screen.

Adriah hands Mandy a glass of wine to pass to me.

“Thanks.”

Mandy nods and takes her seat next to me. I take a sip. The wine is decent. Mandy always picks a decent white wine. Why we only drink wine now is a story of its own for another time.

Somewhere in the kitchen, a bag or two of popcorn is being sacrificed to the microwave gods. It’ll emerge as the usual cardboard-flavored diet “no butter” version—because someone in this group is always trying to be healthy, and the rest of us are too tired to argue. Adriah finally comes in and sits in front of my legs on the hardwood, then leans back.

“Comfy?” I mock. She looks up and back at me, smiling. I muss the top of her hair. I hold up the remote. “Everyone ready?”

“Tigger, cut the lights.” The chatter simmers down to a low hum. That’s the signal. They’re ready.

I click the first image.

The screen fills with light. The room goes quiet. It’s the same feeling I remember from childhood—gathered around the projector, waiting for the next slide, the next laugh, the next moment worth keeping.

The first image comes up: me holding the shoot’s title card, with one of the women, Jill, leaning into the frame beside me, making devil horns out of the top of my head with her fingers.

It’s 3rd grade all over again.

The picture gets a hearty laugh.

I smile.

And the dailies begin. Everyone is included, everyone looks beautiful and no one is spared by the bloopers. It usually takes about 30 minutes to get through the photos. There’s lots of laughing and “That’s a great shot,” “Oh my God” and “Go back, go back!” comments.

During the show I see Sophie refilling her wine glass a lot more than the others. Getting up she goes to her bag where she pops something into her mouth. Breath mint? Prescription? That’s unlikely, because Adriah and I know the models and if they are any medical conditions that may need consideration, specifically medications, she’ll know. Sophie doesn’t take any medications and has no health conditions, we know of.

The models don’t have to disclose any personal medical info to us, but it’s only for their safety in the unlikely event something happens and an EMT asks “Does she take any meds or have any medical conditions or allergies?” “I don’t know” is not a good answer.

Anyway, the photo show finishes and this is when most of them head down towards the beach and light a small fire pit and drink and socialize. Usually I let them alone to have girl time and I just relax in the best chair and read a book. Most times Adriah will hang back with me and talk and usually Janet too who doesn’t drink much, if at all.

Every now and then someone will drift in and grab another bottle of wine. We can hear them laughing above the crash of waves. I usually keep an ear open to listen for any predators. Shore bros trying to score pretty girls. The models are a jackpot for the wrong guy.

The women have been outside at the fire pit for about 40 minutes this particular day. This night I’m sitting post viewing in a comfy chair talking to Elena, Janet and Adriah. We’re working off the energy of the slide show and discussing some photo locations and ideas for tomorrow’s shoot.

After a while the ladies file inside, all or most all, a little buzzed. This is when flirting with me usually begins. I’m not a big fish in this pond, I’m the only fish. There’s usually lots of sexual innuendos thrown around, mostly harmless banter and couple dares in good fun.

This time I notice a few ladies missing. My Spidey senses start tingling.

“Where are the others?”

Before anyone can answer Reina bursts in the back sliding door, panting. “Sophie won’t– oh my God.”

I jump up, “What!?”

“Reina! What?” Adriah blurts.

“WE went for a walk on the beach, she said she needed to sit. She collapsed–!”

Instantly I turn to Elena who’s near the ladies bags, “Go through her bag!”

Janet cries,”That’s an invasion of–“

I give her the dirtiest look of my life. Adriah spins around to Elena, “Do it! Now. Dump it out!”

I’m half way out the door, “Ray, show me…”

“She won’t get up,” Reina is in tears.

I turn as I fly down the steps to the beach. “Jan, make coffee. NOW.” I already suspect. I shout back, “Someone bring a phone!”

Reina and I run down the beach in the dark to see Sasha kneeling next to Sophie lying supine. “She won’t get up. Help.”

I put Sasha at ease, “She’ll be ok.” I hope. I need everyone calm but my heart is racing. I kneel next to her, the tide’s coming in nearly washing her out to sea and soaking me. There’s a hurricane churning out at sea closing in, a day away. “Help me drag her up the beach…”

We pull her up to the dry sand. She’s unresponsive. Bad things, very bad things are going through my head.

Fuck!

I have no idea what to do. So I do the movie thing. I unbutton her top and put my hand over her heart. I don’t trust checking a pulse at her neck or wrist under these conditions. I can feel her heart hammering a mile a minute against her ribs. I slap her cheeks, “Sophie, Muffin, open your eyes.”

Nothing.

Reina has her hands over face, “Is she…?”

I ignore that. The others come running down the shore, well the ones that can.

Kneeling next me Sasha slaps Sophie’s cheek, “Open your eyes, girl. What did you take?”

Sophie tries to mumble something. It sounds like “So. Tired. So dizzy. Spinning…”

The others reach us, horrified. I have an idea.

“She didn’t have that much to drink, besides we just had dinner, full stomach.” Reina says. I shoot her a disgusted look I’ll reconcile later.

“Get her up,” I snarl fighting her dead weight. “At least she’s responsive…”

Reina helps me get her to a folded sitting position. I swear to God, I’m doing things my brain hasn’t approved yet.

Sasha looks at me. “Now what?”

“Get her on her side just down by the water’s edge, mind the incoming tide,” I snarl. Reina helps me roll her over into the dry sand. Sophie hunches over, coughing. “I don’t feel so… I’m going to—” She dry heaves, then vomits.

“Oh girl.” Reina turns her head in disgust. “Gross.”

“That’s what we want… unless you have a stomach pump handy,” I shoot back. “Redneck detox.” I rub her back. “Let it out…” A wave withdraws Sophie’s deposit into the sea.

Adriah waves me over, approaching quickly.

I signal Izzy. “Izz. Watch her. On her side. Don’t let her drown. Or choke on her puke.” I push the salt-sprayed hair from my face as I hurry toward Adriah and Elena.

Elena discreetly holds out an amber prescription bottle.

I pant. “Whaaa? I can’t read that. Dark. My glasses.”

Mandy drifts over and looks at the label. Elena squints. “It’s Wellbutrin.”

“That’s a blood thinner. Why…?” My mind races. My friend takes this after his open heart surgery. It was dark, –still Sophie has no chest scar. Wait, I’ve photographed her. She has no operation scar. There’s other ways it’s used I guess. Shit. I dunno.

Think.

Think.

I swing around to look at Sophie as my brain slows down to process the situation more efficiently, “Wait. No, that’s War–farin. Not Wellbutrin.”

I snap my fingers a couple times. I dig into the cobwebs of my mind.

“That’s an antidepressant! My ex took that.” I look back toward Sophie, still lying sideways near the waterline, dry heaving now. I’m talking to myself, “Yeah, but it acts like a stimulant. It’s usually prescribed with a second anti-anxiety script to buffer the jitters. A pair.”

Elena fires back,”Well, there were no anxiety meds in there. Just this.” She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small cellophane bag.

“How many pills in the… ah the script bottle?” I fire.

“Why?”

We lock stares.

“Oh my God! You’re thinking…”

I hold out a hand, “Calm down. Shake the bottle.”

She shakes it, “Sounds kinda full.”

I sigh “Thank God,” and take the THC bag. I stare at it. “THC edibles? 10mg. Is that a lot? I don’t do this crap.”

Elena shrugs, scared. Points at the bag and says “Effects of this product may be delayed by 3 or more hours.” 

“Wonderful. I saw her pop something. That warning means these gummies may not have even kicked in yet. That’s bad. But…” I swing around looking a Sophie, “my guess is they did, that’s why the vomiting. We may need to call for help…”

Adriah, “The phone! I’m so used to not having it here.” She fumbles it looking, “You’re right. Wellbutrin is an antidepressant.”

Elena taps my shoulder, points to part of the Wellbutrin label with her fingernail. “Warning. Don’t take with Alcohol.”

“Geezus.” I look back toward the beach, putting the pieces together. “Wait Wait. So she’s taking the stimulant antidepressant, completely skipped the anxiety meds, and tried to calm the jitters herself using wine and a weed edible. The Wellbutrin can tank your alcohol tolerance, the THC drops your blood pressure to the floor, and without the proper anxiety buffer, her nervous system just short-circuited. They basically forced their own brain to pull the emergency brake.”

They stare at me while I hear faint heaving. I shrug, “What?”

“How the hell do y–?” Elena starts.

“Hey, when someone in your life takes this stuff you should be versed in its side effects and potential problems in case you have to act. I mean. Wouldn’t you..?”

They shake their heads. I sigh and look at Sophie on her side. That’s a good sign. Her stomach is probably empty.

I look at Adriah. “Did you know she’s on antidepressants?”

She shakes her head. “Shit, Steve, half the adult world is on antidepressants…”

I throw my hands up and slap my thighs. “A trifecta,” I mutter.

Alcohol. Raw medication. THC. Not exactly the combination I’d recommend for a quiet evening by the ocean. I turn back toward Sophie on her side at the shore. She utters, “I feel like shit.” A sentence.

I take some solace that she’s responsive or I’d call 911. “Sophie, honey, can you stand?”

“A little…”

She slowly gets to her feet with lots of help. It looks like we’re propping up a scarecrow.

She wobbles. Mandy takes her other side and we slowly make our way the beach to the cottage. A man walking a dog passes us, stares. “Interesting evening, eh?”

I just fire a “Sure…”

We get to the back stairs. Adriah remarks,”She’s not gonna make it up those.” I just react and carry her up the stairs fireman style as Adriah looks up from her phone. “Steve, your back…!”

“Her life,” I retort was I smell some vomit and try not to breath through my nose. Janet opens the back screen sliding door, Skweeee. “Jan, you got that coffee? Warm not hot.”

“On it. Is she ok…? Oh my God.”

I lie, “Yeah, I’m hoping all the throwing up puts her on the recovery curve…”

By the time we burst through the sliding glass door into the kitchen, she is shivering violently, her face a ghostly, translucent white. We guide her onto a kitchen chair, her head lolling forward. “Izzy, some blankets? The wet clothes aren’t helping.”

“Elena, dosage on that– Scratch that, Ugh, I mean, what’s the frequency on the bottle?”

“Ahhh… see… three times a day. Hopefully she takes the last dose at bed and we’re on the down curve, depending on how it stays in the body.”

“Right. Look up how to handle a missed dose. Take it right away, skip it, double it, what?”

“Heard.”

Jan is waiting by the counter, triumphantly holding out a mug. “I made the black coffee! Just like you asked, Steve. Get this down her.”

Elena butts in, “Don’t take the missed dose later in the day or take two doses to make up for the missed dose. Bupropion levels remain high for quite some time after your last dose. So you shouldn’t notice any significant side effects after one missed dose.”

I nod, “That’s good and bad.”

Izzy whispers, “Maybe we should elevate her feet. She’s white as a sheet?”

“I can’t feed her coffee standing on her head, Izz, but I like our idea,” I turn to Janet who hands me coffee.

“Perfect. Give it here,” I pant, wiping salt spray from my forehead. I take the heavy mug from Jan. I know exactly what to do. Sophie is just hammered. She’s hit the wine too hard, her blood pressure has tanked, and she needs a mild shock of caffeine to wake her system up.

I kneel in front of Sophie, cupping the back of her neck with one hand to lift her chin. Her eyes flutter, glassy and unfocused.

“Come on, Soph,” I mutter, bringing the rim of the mug right to her pale lips. “Drink.” She takes a small sip, then coughs—a weak, sputtering cough that barely moves her shoulders. The coffee dribbles down her chin. Jan reaches for a napkin. “Easy… little s–“

“Steve, NO! Stop!”

Adriah’s voice cuts through the kitchen like a gunshot. I freeze, the rim of the mug at Sophie’s lips.

I whip my head around, irritated. “What? She needs to counter the booze!”

Adriah is staring at her phone, her thumb scrolling frantically, her face pale. Elena stands right next to her, holding the Wellbutrin bottle and the cellophane edible wrapper they’ve pulled from the purse.

“Stop! Do not give her that coffee,” Adriah breathes, looking up at me with sheer panic. “I’m looking up the three substance interactions right now. Steve, she’s taking a stimulant antidepressant and she skipped her anxiety meds to eat a THC edible.”

“So? People smoke and drink all the time,” I say, my hand still holding the mug. “She’s just drunk high.”

“No, she isn’t!” Elena chimes in looking at Adriah’s phone, her voice shaking. “The medical site says Wellbutrin can completely alter how the body processes caffeine too.”

I pull the mug away, holding her head. Wonderful.

Adriah steps closer, pointing a trembling finger at her screen. “It says right here: Wellbutrin can lower the seizure threshold. Mixing it with alcohol and caffeine can trigger severe heart arrhythmias or a massive panic attack. Steve, if you pump a stimulant like caffeine into her system right now, her heart is going to explode through her chest.”

I fire back,“You’re basing her health on an internet page that could be right or wrong. AI is wrong A LOT. That page could be written by someone who flunked out of med school.”

Adriah returns with, “And what are you basing your choice to give her caffeine? ER reruns?”

“Well… yeah. Maybe.”

A cold sweat breaks out down my spine. I look down at the warm mug in my hand, then at Sophie, whose chest is already hammering a mile a minute under her wet vomit soaked dress.

I’m not helping her. I’m about to send her into cardiac arrest.

“Gesus,” I whisper. I stand up so fast the coffee sloshes over the rim, burning my knuckles. I slam the mug down on the counter. Run my hand under cold water. “Jan, dump it. Dump all of it. Or someone else can drink it. I hope we’re right.”

Then.

I squint. I look at the coffee grounds can by the maker. Pause. Spin it, look up. “This is decaf.”

Adriah, “Yeah, I got you decaf for your sensitive stomach.”

Silence.

Janet shrugs, “It’s what I saw first. I didn’t even know we had decaf. I didn’t know.”

I approach Janet, as I see her hands shaking, I hold her by the head, “Perfect. Ya done good, girl.” Kiss her head. Mu-ah!

Janet smiles, doesn’t hesitate. She grabs the pot and pours the black liquid down the drain. “I made the right wrong stuff huh?”

“Kinda, yeah. Thank you, Janet.”

I rub a hand over my face, trying to stop my own hands from shaking. I have no idea. To me, Sophie just looks like a girl who can’t handle her wine compounded by the Wellbutrin.

Instead, her whole nervous system seemed to be short-circuiting, and I’d been a hair-trigger away from making it worse. Even if it was just decaf.

“Ok. What do we do then?” I ask, looking at Adriah. “If we can’t wake her up, what do we do?”

“It says she’ll be very lethargic, to hydrate her, oh pffft… and in the same sentence it says she may fall into a borderline unresponsive sleep.”

I fold my arms, “Anyone know how to do a I.V. drip, cause how do you hydrate a sleeping person without choking them to death? Hmm?”

Grunting, I pick her up again and bring her to the guest bedroom flop her on the bed with an oof. “Let’s get these wet disgusting clothes off her and burn them. The bile stink is awful.” In the supine position, I begin to unbutton her dress. Check her heart rate. Still high but better.

Sophie in a zombie state gently grabs my arm, barely mumbles, “…not unless you use a condom.”

I stop. We all look at each other.

Jan covers her mouth. “She thinks…”

Mandy, “Oh my god.”

Sasha, “Why did she say that?” A beat. “To YOU?”

“Whoa…” I put my arms up and step back, “Get her out of the wet clothes.” A pause. “You girls undress her.”

“Good idea.” Adriah pauses, “Says here; Because she is on Wellbutrin without her anxiety medication, as the sedating effects of the wine wear off, she might wake up in the middle of the night feeling intensely paranoid or panicked from the lingering THC.”

I turn around, “Oh, goodie!”

The women start to gently undress her, then stop and look at me.

“What now?”

Janet makes a turning motion, “Turn away…”

I blink. “Seriously? This isn’t a sexual situation, besides I’ve seen her naked for photos. Trust me, her bikini is smaller than her bra and panties…” They just glare at me. A beat goes by. “Fine.” I turn and leave. “Put her on her side, prop her with pillows if you have to, and I’d put the bathroom trash can by the bed side, -beside the bed. She might be still ‘loaded’.”

I keep remembering the girl who died choking on her own vomit in Breaking Bad.

“Yes, Doctor Steve,” someone mocks.

I walk down the hall to the living room where the rest of the women are sitting in silence. A rare sight. I sit down, “She should be ok,” I announce. “The technicolor yawn helped her a lot.”

“The what?”

Mandy comes down the hall, “She’s tucked in, stopped shivering and on her side. Someone should stay by her all night. I’ll take first shift.”

“Yes, I’ll take the next.”

Then it happens, my adrenaline burns off, causing the “adrenaline dump”—which leaves you with cold sweat, a hollow chest, and uncontrollable muscle tremors. Before anyone notices I try to stand but I’m shaking as my legs betray me. Nothing gets by Sasha, “Steve! Hey! Whoa whoa.”

She grabs me and Rene jumps up, Izzy too. “I’m ok, just get me to my room.”

I collapse on the bed, soaked, smelling like bile, “Wake me for my shift. If you can get Sophie to drink some Powerade that would be great. Don’t force it. Leave my door partially open. Thanks.”

They gently acknowledge.

No one woke me up.

Present Day and Time

Sasha looks at Sophie in the back seat of the Camaro.

“And that’s why you woke up in the bed nearly naked.”

Sophie blinks, eyes widened.

Sasha squints, “But I do have a question for you…”

8 days 4 hours 32 minutes to Bet Deadline

Our story continues in part 42.
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The Supergirls Saga: “Too Many Rabbit Holes, Not Enough Rabbits” pt.40

(Model: Brandy 2024)

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Supergirls Saga (If you’re new, start the Supergirl Saga here…)

Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet Cruise
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet” is still running

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish


If you already know what’s going on, skip to: The Flight of the Falcon otherwise…

Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 39)
The swap meet barn has become a Camaro launchpad. Roger, the farmer with a dance-floor agenda, has handed over the keys to six vintage muscle cars—and immediately created a problem.

The women are arguing over extra pedals, burnouts, and who gets the Klaatu tape.

Sasha is behind the wheel of a blue RS/SS Camaro. Jackie is fighting the urge to leave rubber on the pavement. Kat has discovered a mysterious third pedal.

Roger is mentally drafting his insurance claim.

Steve is watching the whole thing unfold like a man who has just realized he’s been outmaneuvered by a farmer.

Then the engines roar.

The sunglasses go on.

The swap meet patrons freeze as a line of Camaros slowly emerges from the barn.

In the back seat of the ZL-1 Camaro, the conversation shifts from cars to love, marriage, and the quiet cost of staying. Ann asks what kind of artist Steve is.

Adriah answers.

Then she asks the question nobody else would dare.

Trapped.

Steve looks at Sasha’s Camaro.

He’s not sure if he’s escaping the conversation… or attempting a 60 MPH transfer into Sasha’s Camaro.

He reaches for his lap belt buckle.

8 days 7 hours 8 minutes to Bet Deadline

The Flight of the Falcon

Location: R.I. Auto Swap Meet farm field. We pickup directly from the end of part 39.

The six Camaros drone on.

I turn to look backwards, wind blowing my hair… There’s Sasha’s Camaro… it’s right there… taunting me with its open windows and the promise of a quick getaway.

Sasha motions…

Cue Mission: Impossible theme.

🎵 Dun dun… dun dun… dun dun dun…

I slowly face forward.

Click.

I unbuckle my seatbelt…

I lean out the window and wave frantically.

Sasha sees me immediately.

The bright blue RS/SS eases alongside.

She looks over.

I point at her passenger seat.

She nods.

Reina sighs dramatically, climbs into the back.

Sasha grins.

“Now!”

She motions with both hands.

“Come on!”

I grab the fender/window frame and start to rise pulling up. Grunt.

Sasha’s eyes go wide.

“Jump, Steve!”

“I got it!”

The Camaros drift even closer.

I recoil my legs… to jump.

Sasha waves between me in, eyes darting between me and the road..

Adriah’s voice cuts through everything.

“Steve!” She pushes the hair out of her face which just whips back. “Why did you unbuckle?” A beat. “Steve!”

I blink.

“…Huh?”

“We’ve got a tail.” She jerks a thumb backwards.

“W-what?”

“Behind us.”

Ok. I mean it IS a road. Roads permit travel in two primary directions. Vehicles positioned ahead are ahead; vehicles positioned behind are behind. This is an inherent, predictable property of paved thoroughfares and does not warrant special designation.

Slinging around I see the others also looking back. It looks like a vintage mid 1960’s black Ford Falcon. Vintage is a term I use out of kindness. I face forward.

“Unless he has a rocket launcher, I think we’re good.”

Roger looks in the mirror. “Ah. That would be Harold…”

Ann, “Oh no. I’ll be ready.” She digs in her purse.

Should I be concerned? Is she fumbling for lipstick or a revolver? I look back, the Falcon is belching blue smoke. “Is he doing a massive burnout?”

Roger scoffs, “No, he’s burning oil. That old 60s engine has like 94k miles on it. As you know most engines back then rarely made it to 100k miles. He’s got it in his head he can get it 100k to prove everyone wrong. Or he made a bet. He keeps breaking down.”

“Does pushing it count?” I look back, “He could rent it out as a smoke machine,” I snicker.

“Or crop duster,” Adriah laughs.

“He won’t make up it this grade we’re about to enter, the engine is so tired it needs …a nap, a cigarette, and a good, long cry—because even if it makes it up, it’s going to need therapy afterwards.”

Adriah swivels around again, “He’s lagging behind. Are you sure he’s not on fire?”

“I’m sure.”

“I think I saw that car at the swap meet. I thought it was a parts car.”

“It is.”

Ann scoffs, “It really should have a salvage title…”

Adriah looks back again pushing a windblown lock of hair out of her mouth, “It looks like Jackie’s hanging back checking on him, she must know he’s part of our cruise.”

I confirm, “Yeah she’s the first to do a burnout, then make sure someone she doesn’t even know, is ok. That’s why she’s in our group. She’s a sweetie for all her trouble.” I try to figure out what’s going on. “He’s signaling with his hands to Jackie he’s ok. He’s dead in the water. Stopped.”

Without taking his eyes off the road, Roger puts his hand out to Ann in the shotgun seat. She pulls out a small flip cell phone from her purse. She presses a few buttons. Then she slaps it in Roger’s hand. Slap.

He brings it to his ear and waits.

“Hey. He’s on Route 38. Yeah. Ah… Hang on…” Roger scans a side street as we glide by. “Mile south of Old Rye Street. Yeah… No. He’s fine. Ok, Yeah, kay. Bye.”

I look at Adriah, “What the hell was that?”

“His tow.”

“He knew who you meant.” I laugh.

Roger, “Everybody knows Harold.”

“He’s kinda like the local fixer. He fixes everything and never accepts a dime,” Ann adds.

“Wow, even I’ve had to sell my body every now and then…” I offer.

I look at Adriah’s reaction, “Oh please… Pffft. Maybe to science.” Her eyes roll so back in her head she could probably see her brain, or Harold.

Roger looks in the rear view, “Well… that was information I didn’t need.”

“So why doesn’t he fix his car then?”

Roger stops for a light, takes a breath. Chuckles. “Well, as you know, that fix requires pulling the engine, honing out the cylinders at a machine shop, and a complete rebuild. It’s his only car. So he just pulls the spark plugs, cleans the oil off them and he’s good for another 50 miles. Takes twenty minutes not two weeks.”

“So he’s kicking the can down the road till he hits 100k miles?”

“Bingo.”

I stare out the window while the Camaros hum along.

“I’ve got a buddy named Al. He gets trade-ins from customers every now and then. I’ll keep an eye out.”

Adriah looks over. “You don’t even know him. This Harold guy.”

“No.” I shrug. “But he reminds me of Al… and Jim.”

A beat.

“Those two would’ve given you the shirt off their backs.”

I watch the smoke from Harold’s Falcon disappear in the distance.

“Maybe this is my turn. Besides it’s a long shot.”

In the Air Tonight

We drone along in our Camaro caravan, collecting waves and fist pumps from oncoming traffic like we’re somehow part of an official parade. Roger tilts his head toward me. “We’re almost there. You’ll like this place. Very retro. Lotsa chrome. The Blue Plate Diner. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s other classic cars there…”

I nod. Cool. Gee, I hope it’s really tiny inside. I love small, busy, loud, low ceiling congested interiors. I’ll look for the exits as soon I walk in.

The setting sun flirts with the horizon, painting the sky in burnt oranges and lavender—the kind of light that makes photographers and artists quietly emotional and normal people reach for their phones. Painterly skies never get old. I smell the aroma of beef grease in the air, like a giant cookout. Ahhh.

Roger wasn’t kidding.

I see before we enter the lot a 1970 Road Runner in Vitamin C orange sits near the entrance. Two early Corvettes—a ’64 and a ’67—look like they rolled straight off the showroom floor. Off to one side, a black ’68 GTO is so glossy it seems to swallow the last of the daylight. I’m surprised it doesn’t have an event horizon.

I smile.

This is what I came for.

The Camaros rumble into the lot in formation, six deep, exhaust notes overlapping like a symphony of bad decisions. One by one the engines fall silent. Doors open. The women climb out.

And the entire parking lot freezes.

A guy holding a hot dog forgets he’s holding a hot dog. It nearly slips out of his hand. He hardly notices.

Another man, halfway through a burger, simply… stops chewing.

An elderly gentleman wearing a Corvette cap slowly removes his sunglasses, as though the glare isn’t coming from the setting sun but from the sheer improbability of what he’s looking at.

The women are stretching after the drive, fixing and flipping their windblown hair, laughing with each other, grooming, completely unaware they’ve just broken the local cruise night’s collective brain. Pretty sure traffic on the connecting road just froze too.

I expect the song Dreamweaver to play from Wayne’s World. Roger surveys the parking lot. “Well…” He lets the silence linger. “That’s quite a reaction.”

I stare snickering.

“What?” Rene shoots at me, brushing her raven hair, bent forward, “It’s all snarly.”

Chloe laughs, “That’s why I put mine in a ponytail…”

Donna, mimics her.

I fold my arms leaning against the Camaro. This is now a dog and pony show with all the grooming. “This…” I gesture toward the frozen parking lot. “…is why we don’t really leave the cottage.”

Sasha grins brushing backwards looking up. “Because we’re awesome?”

“No.” I nod toward the spectators. “Because we’re a spectacle.”

She glances around, then back at me. “…Fair.”

I clap my hands once.

“Ladies. Social protocols in place.”

Several heads turn.

Chloe blinks. “What’s that?”

“Smile. Wave. Be friendly. And please don’t accidentally accept three marriage proposals …before dessert.”

Adriah snickers.

The girls laugh.

“If anybody asks if you’re models…” I shrug. “‘Only on weekends.'”

Kat points at me. “He’s got a playbook.”

“I have situational awareness,” I correct. “It’s a gift. I’m your pimp.”

“I usually say we just came from a life insurance seminar,” Jill deadpans.

Waving, Roger, who has quietly watched the exchange with the patience of a man who’s spent a lifetime herding livestock, steps to the diner’s entrance and holds the door open.

“Alright folks. Food’s warm. Tables are waiting. I promise the only thing you’ll have to navigate in there is the menu.”

Jackie looks at a big sign that reads We have LOBSTA hanging from the entrance rail. She turns to me “I don’t get it.”

I guide her in by the waist, “Yankee humor, Jax…” We shuffle in.

“Oh, a guy broke down on the road,” Jackie follows up.

“Roger already called a tow truck. He knows him.”

The women naturally begin smiling at people as they walk past. A couple wave. An elderly woman smiles back. One little boy gets a wink from Dot that he’ll probably remember until he’s thirty. A fourteen year old boy’s jaw hits the floor. His dad smirks.

We hear, “Sweet Camaros…”

“Nice drivers…”

Now, I take note, the term “Drivers” can mean the people who are driving the cars or in “car guy” speak it also refers to collectible cars in not-perfect condition, but show well.

Roger watches them disappear into the diner. “Looks like your playbook works.”

“Most of the time.”

I glance back across the parking lot.

The guy who almost dropped the hot dog is still standing there.

He hasn’t moved.

“I guess I should worry the day they don’t stare.”

Ann slows beside me. “You don’t enjoy the attention?”

I shake my head. “It’s never the attention.”

She waits for my reply as I scan the diner. “It’s the responsibility.”

She studies me for a moment, then nods.

“I never want to hear a parent say, ‘I trusted you with my daughter…’ and have the rest of that sentence end badly.”

Her expression softens. “Steve, they’re all adults.”

I lower my voice, “No they’re not. They THINK they are, but no.”

“Then, they’re with the right man.” She pats me on the shoulder. “I can tell you’re dad.”

Roger holds the inner door a little wider. “C’mon. I’ve raised cattle.” He glances toward the women already filling the booths. “They’re easier.”

Ann smiles as she disappears inside. “Shush.”

I follow. And what I don’t like is obvious, we can’t all sit together.

The door swings shut behind me.

Outside…

…the parking lot finally exhales.

Inside. We shuffle around like getting off the bus on the first day of school, but a waitress guides us to be seated. We take five booths. The women seem to seat themselves in the same teams as the cars. I immediately make sure Chloe—and especially Sherry—aren’t getting relegated to the kid’s card table.

Kat and Trish are with Sherry. Chloe and Jill seem to be laughing, so she’s ok. Sherry and Chloe aren’t loners but I make sure they’re not snubbed by mistake. I never liked situations where people have to pick teams. Somebody always ends up wondering why they were picked last.

I take a booth with Adriah, Roger and Ann. Adriah leans towards me, “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” Everything.

I look around and the good news is that most of the patrons are families, so for a father to start or try something with the ladies would be a death sentence from the wife. The guys at the counter got their eyeful so now they’re just–

“Steve!”

“Huh. What?”

“Are you with us?” She taps the menu the waitress handed us. “What are you getting?”

Ann snickers. She looks at Roger. Roger looks up from the menu. “The meatloaf is excellent.”

“You had me at meatloaf.”

Steve vs. Food

Adriah slowly looks at me, “You still on a diet?”

“Screw that, I’m getting a double burger!”

The farmer couple snickers…

Adriah doesn’t break her gaze at me, “I would get something light so you can line dance later.”

“Crap. Thanks, Little Helper.”

Adriah looks at me confused. Putting down the menu Roger looks at me, “Get what you want, I’m buying.”

I look at Adriah.

“We can’t let you do that,” Adriah exclaims.

“Wow…” I laugh. “You really do want to line dance, don’t you? But that’s too much.”

Ann blinks. “It’s ok. Don’t fight it. Besides he just sold a Plymouth Fury, so he’s riding high in cash.”

“Yeah, it’s just money,” he says, “Quick flip, roller sale.” (A roller is a car with the drive train gutted so it has to be pushed or towed.)

Adriah sighs.

I turn, “What?”

“It must be nice to eat whatever you want?”

“Pffft.”

Roger looks over his menu. “So, Steve. If you had one day—one single day—where calories didn’t count, what would you eat?”

I don’t hesitate.

“First,” I say, leaning back, “I’d start the day with a bowl full of Skittles. The whole bag. No milk. Just Skittles. Breakfast of champions.”

Adriah looks up from her menu. “That’s not food. That’s a insulin test.”

“Correct. Then I’d move on to a full English breakfast—eight eggs, pork sausage, none of this turkey crap, a package of bacon, black pudding, fried bread, Canadian bacon, a pound of hash browns, mushrooms sautéed in duck fat, and a side of pumpernickel toast. The kind that makes cardiologists weep.”

Ann lowers her menu slowly. “That’s like… ten thousand calories before noon.”

“Exactly. Then for lunch, a double cheeseburger with eight strips bacon and a fried egg on top, served between two glazed donuts instead of buns. Oh, enough cheese you can’t see the meat from the side, like five slices. American, Provolone, Swiss, Munster and Gouda. Oh and a dipping sauce…”

“…of what?”

“Warm salsa con queso from a can opened with a church key. Don’t ask. I want to be able to put it in up to my wrist. And see it disappear…”

“Ewww…” Adriah grimaces. “That’s not a burger. That’s a cry for help.”

“Followed by a large poutine—extra cheese curds, extra gravy—with a side of deep fried onion rings and a milkshake that’s more ice cream than milk. Rocky road or oreo.”

Roger nods slowly, a look of genuine respect on his face. “I like where this is going.”

“Yeah, right into the grave…” Adriah mutters.

“Now… ” I continue, “For dinner…”

Ann laughs “Oh my God.”

Roger slaps his hand down laughing then a small snort.

“I’d have a sixteen-ounce ribeye, cooked medium rare,”

“…covered with duck fat sautéed Vidalia onions…”

“…and a butter basted lobster tail.”

“…actually make it two lobster tails.”

“…and if they’re out of lobster, king crab, with a twice-baked potato loaded with butter, sour cream, chives, bacon bits, and cheese. And home fries smothered in chili… and cheese.”

“Low-calorie cheese?” Ann quips.

I fix her with a look. “Low-calorie mayo, obviously. On the side. Cause. I’m trying to make better choices.”

Roger chuckles wagging his finger. “You can’t say ‘low-calorie mayo’ after describing that. That’s not how any of this works.”

“Hey, it’s my fantasy. It’s called balance,” I reply. “I’m a complex man.”

“For dessert?” Roger asks, genuinely invested, possibly disgusted.

“I’d finish with a slice of chocolate cake—the kind with four layers and fudge frosting that’s so dense it could anchor a ship—with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side. And a second scoop. For texture. Oh drizzled in caramel and walnuts. And those chocolate crumbles at the bottom of Carvel ice cream cakes…” Looking at Roger I lean forward, “He knows what I’m talking about.”

“Oh hell yeah…”

Ann grins. “That’s not dessert. That’s a eulogy for your arteries.”

“That’s the point.” I spread my hands. “If I’m going to die, I’m going to die happy. What’s the youngest you can of old age?”

Roger looks down at the menu shaking his head.

Back at Me.

Back to the menu.

He sighs.

“So…”

“…what’re you ordering?”

Beat.

I close the menu. Thwip.

“…A salad.”

Silence.

Adriah studies me for a long moment, tilts her head way back. “You’re insufferable.”

“And yet, here I am. Living the dream. Or nightmare depending where you’re standing.”

Roger and Ann laugh and shake their heads. Ann smiles, “I see why you love him.”

She stops. Looks at us silently stone faced. “Sorry, was I not supposed to say that?”

Cue my chipper savior, “You folks ready to order? My name is Becky. Drinks maybe?”

“If I may?” Roger asks, “Rhode Island Iced Teas for us and the other girls…” He motions to all the other four tables of ladies, “Unless they prefer something else.”

“What’s that?” I ask.

“It’s half lemonade and half iced tea with a few secret ingredients,” Becky offers.

“Oh boy, I love secrets…” I snicker. “Is there booze in them?”

“No,” Becky responds.

“Tell the women there’s booze in them. They’re driving expensive cars that aren’t theirs.”

Becky’s eyes widen, “Ahh. Alrighty. I’ll get your drinks, unless you’re ready to order?”

The Little Helper

“I’ll have the Super Salad with honey mustard –” I start.

“Noooo…” Adriah cuts in. “He’ll have the chicken salad and a cheeseburger. Swiss on top. and Provolone on bottom, Medium well. No raw onions. BBQ sauce, not ketchup, extra pickle, no lettuce, on a lightly toasted potato roll.”

The waitress looks at me unfazed. I reply rolling my eyes and two fingers. “Fine.”

Adriah, “I’ll pick at his plate, ” She snickers.

“The hell you will…” I cough.

Adriah sighs gives her order along with Roger and Ann. Becky exits rolling her heels and eyes smiling.

I look at Adriah. “…What was all that?”

She doesn’t even look at me. “Your burger.”

“No it isn’t.”

“Yes it is.”

“It absolutely is not.”

“It absolutely is.”

“I don’t even order potato rolls.”

She finally looks up. “You always say potato rolls are healthier-er, yeah.”

“I said they’re better. I didn’t say I wanted one.”

Roger watches like he’s at Wimbledon.

Ann clasps her hands smirking.

Adriah continues. “You also hate ketchup.”

“I don’t hate ketchup, where’s this coming from?”

“You order BBQ sauce,” She fires back.

“…Sometimes.”

“You always remove raw onions.”

“Well… yeah. But I just don’t order them. What’s with the cheese on the burger bottom? That came out of left field.”

“That prevents the bottom bun from getting soggy. You don’t like soggy buns,” She smiles.

Roger covers his face. “Oh boy.”

“Well, she has a point,” I grin looking at Ann holding back a laugh.

“And you like Swiss.”

“I also like American.”

“You said American disappears.”

“I said it melts to nothing. It’s fake cheese,” I reply. “You said and I quote, ‘no one over 12 should eat cheese out of a spray can’.”

She points triumphantly. “So… Swiss.”

I throw both hands in the air. “This isn’t a burger order anymore.”

“What is it?”

“A deposition.”

“I don’t know, Steve…” Roger chuckles. “…she’s making a pretty convincing case.”

I point at him. “Don’t encourage her.”

Adriah smiles without mercy. “I’ve been taking notes.” She puts her hand over mine and pats it.

I stare.

“…That’s mildly disturbing.”

“That’s called paying attention.”

“It’s called; when you’re in a relationship you get the Little Helper–” I mutter. “It reminds me of the Little Helper bit by comedian Tim Hawkins…”

Adriah looks at me. “What’s a Little Helper?”

“You! Bea, you just ordered my food.”

She pauses. “You were going to order a salad.”

“Exactly. Little Helper.”

“The Little Helper. You know what I mean. In the car, ‘The light is green’.” A beat. “Thank you, Little Helper…”

I raise a finger. “Pass this guy, he’s slow…” In mock female voice. “Thank you, Little Helper…”

A beat.

“I don’t know what I’d do without her. Probably bounce off a few buildings and telephone poles. Help.”

Adriah settles backward, a small smile playing at the corner of her mouth. “You know what I think?” she says, not quite looking at me. She folds her arms. “This is why we don’t eat out.”

I blink.

“…We don’t?”

“When was the last time we ate out?” She fires back.

I think. “…Hmmm…”

She waits. “…Never.”

“Exactly.”

“This is why.”

She points at me.

“The last time we ate out was when we first met. We sat down to talk about putting the group together.”

I nod. “Correct.”

She smiles. “You probably thought you were going to ‘get lucky’ taking me out.”

I stop.

“…Excuse me?” I explode in a snicker. “I could be your father.”

“You heard me.”

A beat.

Her brow furrows, “You took me to a Wendy’s.”

“I took you to Wendy’s because I couldn’t find a McDonald’s.” I let that land. “So, no, circle back to the get-lucky part,” I crank my head towards her.

“What?”

Roger snorts. Ann’s mouth is just hung open.

I look at Adriah.

“..Wait.” A beat. “…Was that a date?”

She just stares. “…Steve.”

“No seriously.” I blink. “…That was a date?”

She laughs. “This is exactly why I asked Ann in the car if age makes a difference.”

Ann looks between us. “…I’m missing about eighteen chapters.”

Roger smiles into his hands. He has shook his head so much he’s gonna need some Advil tomorrow.

I blink.

“Hold on…” I point. “…You actually thought I was asking you out? On. A. Date.”

She raises an eyebrow. “You took me to lunch. You were wearing a navy blue polo shirt and Dockers. What was I wearing?”

“Clothes.” I open my hands, “We were discussing creating the group.”

“You paid.” She pauses. “You ordered fries.”

“So what? Is that really a stretch at a Wendy’s?”

“You smiled at me a lot.”

“I smile at everybody.”

She folds her arms. “I noticed.”

I shake my head. “I honestly thought we were negotiating model requirements.”

Roger chuckles. “I believe him. Men can’t read flirting subtext.”

“I guess,” Adriah sighs. “Which somehow makes it worse.”

Ann laughs. “Oh dear…”

Becky brings our drinks over and places them on the table.

I remove my sunglasses. “Here’s how modern women flirt”. I put on a complete blank stone face, unmoving for ten seconds. I look like I’m at an algebra lecture.

Roger snickers.

“Well, I was expecting flowers,” Adriah scoffs.

I stare.

“Ah no, now you ARE busting my balls. People don’t go on dates for lunch. Unless it’s expressly understood, right, Roger? Man. Help me out here.”

His eyes widen.

“Nevermind.”

Adriah uses my playbook and pulls a “technical” on me, “Then what are ‘lunch dates’, Steve?”

“Well, in that context it usually refers to an agreed meeting place for social interaction or usually business. Its implication is not courtship. Like I met my girlfriend Amy for a lunch date when she worked at a doctor’s office in Bolton (CT).”

She points at me with angst. “Liar. You said she didn’t eat lunch.”

“Well, yeah but she brought me food from pharmaceutical reps. They would bring food platter ‘bribes’ to the office. Plates of food, a whole spread… I got leftovers.”

Ann leans to Roger, “He’s good. Houdini here.”

“Well, wasn’t that nice of her,” Adriah mocks. “Sorry I can’t do that. I do cook for you.”

Roger tries to throw me a lifeline, “Sorry, Adriah, what is it you do? Is modeling your full time job?”

She curls a lock of hair behind her ear. “I work in financial planning. I have a Master’s in Business,” She replies. “So I give this guy all sorts of stock tips–“

“Which I usually ignore,” I put the iced tea down.

“Yeah, well, Steve. I’m just gonna say one word: Nvidia.”

I sip my tea, “I did buy it.”

“When it was over valued,” she fires back.

I shrug. “I bought Apple at $1.72 so…”

“The Apple thing again…”

Roger looks at Adriah. “You okay?”

She sighs. “I hate when he does that.”

Ann jumps in thinking she’s saving someone, “So how did you two meet?” Takes a sip.

I grunt. “Ugh.” Somehow the diner seems quieter.

“I got this. I met him the late 90’s when I was– twelve?” She looks at me.

I shrug. I dunno.

“At a comic book convention in Providence at the Holiday Inn. Steve was a guest artist. I went with my dad, who apparently collects Steve’s art since the early 1980’s. My dad is also a Star Trek fan. Well Steve was there with his wife; Laura.”

“Laurie.”

“Whatever.” She sips her drink. “He was in a black button down shirt, sleeves partially rolled up, blue jeans and looked really handsome. Oh, he had a casual herring bone jacket too. Yum.”

“Oh!” Anns quips. “Love those.”

It’s not me. The diner definitely got quieter. I swear everyone is listening in. Oh goodie.

“Oh boy.” I mutter. “Ok Stop.”

Adriah looks at me, “So I had a crush right there. I looked him up on my family’s first computer.”

“Stalker much?” I groan. “Pffft. Crush.”

“I’ll skip ahead to two years ago, I went to the same convention or close to it, looking for Star Trek stuff for Christmas presents for my dad. And who’s there?”

“Who?” I ask.

“You.”

“Shit.” I cover my face. “Go ahead, it’s not creepy enough…”

“He looked the same but now he has the grey on the sides, which is so sexy. So, I talk to him, and we start talking about photography because he’s selling swimsuit cards… I ask where the Laura chick was and that leads to the breakup conversation. I’m thinking… cool.”

Ann leans in, “Ok…”

“It’s Laurie.”

“Whatever.”

“Go on…”

Adriah sips her drink, “Yeah, so we must’ve talked for over an hour at his table. I thought, this guy is pretty smart and not the average artist who’s usually an emotional wreck, usually ‘on the spectrum’ or dressed like they got lost on the way to a renaissance fair. He was none of those things. His statement wasn’t in his appearance. It was in the art.”

Roger snickers, “Renaissance fair. Oh my God.”

“Exactly. You know the type? Am I right?” Adriah says holding back a laugh.

“What was I wearing?” I shoot.

“Colorful flannel shirt and jeans. It was November,” Adriah replies.

“Lucky guess. That’s my costume basically October to April.”

Ann slowly glances at Roger.

Roger chokes on his drink sip, laughing.

I look at him. “What’s so funny?”

He waves me off, still kind of choking. “Nothin,” he chokes out.

Reina appears crouched at the side of the table. “Go on…”

Chloe appears from the other side. “Yeah. Go on.”

I see waitress Becky holding our food. “You’re blocking the young lady’s ability to serve…” Reina and Chloe back away as we’re served our food.

I use the dinner served as an exit ramp to divert the conversation. “Adriah, the others clearly want to hear our story, so maybe later when they’re not blocking the passageways in a diner. Sound good?”

“I guess.”

I steer the conversation away from relationships and towards Roger’s cars. Bored with our conversation on 350 engines, Ann and Adriah talk about…, well I have no idea. All I know is, it’s not about me. I think.

Dinner conversation is light and fun and I can tell the others are having a great time filling the diner with laughter. As the waitress clears the table she asks if we want coffee or dessert. I wave it off. “I gotta watch my waist line, I’m dancing later…”

Becky our waitress perks up, “Dancing? Ballroom kind?”

“Line dancing,” Roger offers.

“I actually can do some limited ballroom dancing,” I offer chin in hand, elbow on table. “I’m rusty.”

Becky’s eye widen, “Wow, nice. That’s like princess fantasy stuff…”

I puff out my chest in mock adoration, “What can I say…?”

“Alright, Casanova, calm down. We’ll just take the check please,” Adriah scoffs.

Roger gets up and I think, invites Becky to line dancing. Adriah leaves also as she checks on the ladies at the other tables, crouching down by each table talking.

I Know You Think this Helping, but it’s Not

I am left looking right at Ann.

Awkward.

Ann sets down her iced tea cup. Not loudly. Just enough to claim the space. “Steve, can I say something?”

Like I have a choice. I look up. She’s not smiling, but she’s not stern either. She’s just… present. I think, Oh goodie, relationship advice. My favorite. I sigh, but only on the inside.

“I’ve been married to this man for fifty-two years.” She nods toward Roger. “We were young once. We were old once. We were everything in between. And let me tell you something—age is the least interesting thing about a person.”

She leans forward slightly.

“People will tell you it matters. They’ll say you’re in different stages of life. They’ll say you don’t have enough in common. They’ll say it won’t work because you grew up in different decades.”

She shrugs. “Those people are usually wrong.”

Adriah watches her.

Ann continues. “The challenges are real. You’re not going to have the same energy. You’re not going to get the same cultural references. There will be times when one of you wants to go to bed early and the other wants to stay up. There will be times when you have to explain a joke. There will be times when people look at you in public and assume you’re his daughter, or his caretaker, or whatever story they’ve decided to tell themselves.”

She glances at Roger at the counter talking to the hostess.

“But none of that matters if you actually care about each other. If you’re curious about each other. If you enjoy sitting in the same room without needing to fill the silence.”

She turns to me.

“You’ve been married. You’ve been through the wringer. You’ve been used, and left and hurt and you’ve built a family out of people who weren’t born into it. That’s not nothing. That’s experience. And experience is the one thing that actually translates across any age. Pretty timeless.”

I don’t have a response.

Ann smiles, just a little.

“Adriah asked me in the car about age. It’s not about the number. It’s about whether you’re willing to meet each other where you are. And if you are—if you can laugh at the same things, and sit in the same silence, and trust each other when it gets hard—then the age gap is just a footnote.”

She picks up her drink again.

“Don’t let anyone tell you it can’t work. They don’t know the two of you. They don’t know what you’ve already built.”

She takes a sip.

“Oh, here she comes.”

Adriah stops and sits, “What you two talking about?”

I smile, “How honey is made. How it never goes bad.”

I glance to Ann who’s grinning ear to ear. “Exactly.”

Roger floats over dodging guests. He puts his hand out to Ann, “Are we ready?” We all begin to file out the diner. At the very end of the line a waitress behind the counter hands him a white paper bag. “Thanks, Lilly.” She smiles and nods. “No salt on the fries, right?”

Walking away she turns back, “Correct.”

Curious I ask, “What’s in the bag?”

“This? Oh, it’s Harold’s dinner.”

“Ah.” The Ford Falcon guy.

The early night sky beckons as everyone spills out in the parking lot. Jill gently turns Roger around and gives him a quick hug. “Thank you for dinner. You didn’t have to do that…”

Looking a little startled Roger smiles. “Oh. Ah. My pleasure.”

She hugs Ann next. “Thanks.” Ann smiles.

The other ladies gather round and follow in kind near the parked Camaros. The ladies hug or peck him a kiss on the cheek, or both. Each show of gratitude makes a bigger smile on his face. Those in the parking lot freeze in place unable to move. A few give him a thumbs up if they make eye contact with Roger.

Adriah and I are last, “When’s the last time you got that much action, heh, Roger?” I shake his hand, Adriah hugs him.

“I, ah, well. I gotta say…”

Ann looks at him just waiting for what comes next, “Go ahead… Roger.” Clearly amused she folds her arms.

“Steve, I must say, they are very well trained…”

“Hey.” I scoff, “I didn’t train them. They’re the best of the best. The only way they are in this group is if they have big hearts, and big–“

“Ah. That’s good!” Adriah quips.

As Roger recovers he says, “Well, it’s been my pleasure, so let’s head back and check out the dance floor. Ladies, man your Camaros and maybe switch out drivers if possible.

I look at Adriah, “Did you tell the women to do that?”

She shakes her head and shrugs her shoulders, “No…” She turns back around and starts to head for our Camaro where Roger is waiting.

I see Sophie looking at me. “Bea, can we ride with Sophie? I promised her some ride time and car nerd stuff you’d find boring… And Sherry too.” She agrees with a nod and a shrug as she walks that way.

Sanctified

I gently take her hand and turn her around.

“Light blue. Sea glass blue. The kind you find on a beach after the tide’s been out.”

She blinks. “What?”

“A sundress. Wendy’s. Two years ago. Light blue. Thin straps. Tiny white flowers scattered across it like somebody painted them there by hand.”

My fingers briefly touch the straps of what she is wearing now — not linger, just enough for her to realize what I’m remembering.

Her expression changes to awe, eyes like saucers.

“The dress. It moved when you moved. That’s what I remember most. It had its own rhythm, like it knew you. Flowed around you, like my art.”

I reach up and gently move a strand of her hair away from her face.

“Your hair was down. Long and dark and full. It fell past your shoulders, brushing the top of the dress. You kept tucking it behind your ear.”

My fingers briefly brush one of the small earrings she’s wearing now.

“You were wearing tiny gold hoops. Simple. They caught the light when you talked. I watched them more than I should have.”

She doesn’t move. Possible paralysis.

“You had a small healing scar on your left forearm. Just a line, pale and thin. I noticed it because you gestured with your hands a lot when you talked. You still do.”

The parking lot lights betray her as a tear slips down her cheek and stops at her jawline. She doesn’t wipe it away.

“You were wearing flat sandstone color sandals. Your toes were painted soft pink. Barely visible, like you’d done it yourself in a hurry.”

I smile faintly.

“You sat across from me at a table by the window. You ordered fries. I don’t remember what I ordered, but I remember you stole one of mine and didn’t apologize. You just smiled and ate it.”

She looks down for a moment.

“You tucked your feet under you when you sat down. You traced the edge of the table with your finger while you talked. You laughed easily. Not loud. Full. When you laughed, your eyes crinkled at the corners.”

I pause.

“I told myself I was just observing. An artist’s habit. Taking notes.”

I shake my head.

“I was lying.”

She looks back at me. The other eye gives up a tear.

“I thought about that dress for weeks. The color. The way it moved. The way you looked like you were wearing something that had always belonged to you.”

I let out a quiet breath.

“I didn’t realize you were wearing it for me.”

Her eyes glisten.

“I thought we were just meeting to talk about a modeling project. You knew before I did.”

A small smile touches her face.

“You always know.”

She doesn’t look away.

“When you smiled at me that day, your eyes stayed on mine a beat too long. I thought you were just being friendly.”

I smile.

“You were waiting for me to catch up.”

She gives the smallest shake of her head.

“I never did. Not then.”

I glance toward the Camaro, then back at her.

“But I remember everything else.”

The noise of the parking lot seems to fade around us.

“The dress. The earrings. The way you looked at me like you’d already decided something I hadn’t figured out yet.”

I swallow.

“I remember thinking you were beautiful.”

Her eyes fill again.

“I still do.”

I let the silence sit between us.

“And it took me this long to say it.”

She finally looks away, wiping at her cheek.

“You… remember all that?” she whispers.

“I remember everything. I wanted to fill my camera with you.”

“You never said anything.”

“I didn’t know how.”

She looks at me again, something soft in her eyes.

“You’re still figuring it out, aren’t you?” she asks, swallowing.

I don’t have an answer.

She smiles, just a little.

“I waited this long. I can wait a little longer.” She nods.

She steps forward and folds herself into me, wrapping her arms around my waist.

Across the parking lot, someone whispers, “Oh no…”

Rene’s voice follows. “Does this mean we’re not line dancing tonight?”

I hear a few suppressed laughs.

Adriah pulls from the hug looking at my wet shirt, “Sorry.”

“This won’t be easy,” I whisper looking at the wetness.

“I never signed up for ‘easy’,” she says looking in my eyes, earnest, honest.

Ann’s eyes widen. Then her mouth slowly curls into a grin.

She looks at Roger.

Back at me.

She shakes her head, almost laughing to herself.

I don’t know what she’s thinking, but judging by that expression, I have a pretty good idea.

She strokes Roger’s forearm as she drifts away to the car.

She smiles. “Bottle that, right there… That’s how honey is made.”

8 days 5 hours 37 minutes to Bet Deadline

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The Supergirls Saga: “Smiles per Gallon” pt.39

(Brandy, Jill, Chloe and Donna 2023), somewhere Rhode Island

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Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet Cruise
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet” is still running

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish


The Perry White — Bikini Car Wash Bet (part 22)

If you already know what’s going on, skip to: The Goat otherwise…

Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 38)
The swap meet detour kept rolling, and Roger’s true agenda finally surfaced. He doesn’t collect classic muscle cars nearly as enthusiastically as he collects unsuspecting line dancers. Somewhere between the apple fritters and the barn full of vintage Camaros, Steve—against every survival instinct he possesses—agreed to dance after Adriah whispered something in his ear that nobody else heard.

The Boot Scoot Boogie is now inevitable.

Along the way, the women introduced Ann (Roger’s wife) to the wonderfully confusing world of Supergirl pet names, each one carrying just enough backstory to raise more questions than it answered. Chloe officially became “Thirty-five Cent,” thanks to the Great Almond Milk Incident—a title she’ll apparently be carrying into old age. Steve immediately attempted to leave the state.

He didn’t get far.

Behind him, Roger fired up a Camaro. Every car guy has a ritual before the fun begins. For some it’s clicking barbecue tongs. For Roger… it was several hundred horsepower saying, I’ll be waiting.

Steve understood the message.

Then things got expensive.

A rare 340 TA engine block appeared. Steve found it. Steve inspected it. Steve bought it before common sense could file an objection. Adriah filed several anyway.

She lost.

The negotiation somehow evolved into a spirited discussion regarding the historical significance of a one-owner tarp, complete with questions about documentation, originality, matching numbers, factory-correct weave, and preserving the original tarp… with a second tarp.

The engine block now resides safely in the back of Adriah’s SUV.

Her dignity… less so.

As if that wasn’t enough, she finally looked Steve dead in the eye and asked the question nobody else was brave enough to ask:

“So… am I girlfriend, daughter, or call girl? Because those seem pretty interchangeable around here.”

Steve’s response?

Deflection.

Naturally.

Now the barn is waiting.

Roger is waiting.

The line dancers are waiting.

The engine block is riding home in Adriah’s SUV.

And Steve is rapidly running out of exits.

8 days 7 hours 8 minutes to Bet Deadline

The Goat

Location: R.I. Auto Swap Meet farm field. We pickup directly from the end of part 38.

“Only one of you is a call girl,” I reveal.

“That’s not true,” Sherry blurts.

I don’t look back, “Wait, where’s Sasha? Is she still in the swap meet looking for that Goat steering wheel?”

Silence.

Brandy, “Why would a goat need a steering wheel?”

I turn.

Look at Sophie who’s holding back a massive explosive laugh but when I eyes-lock we both burst out laughing. One by one the others join in. Laughing holding their bellies.

Eventually the laughter settles enough that Brandy wipes a tear from her eye, sniffs, “So why would a goat need a damn steering wheel? I give up.”

I snort, “Oh my God. I love you guys.” I stand up straight pushing off my thighs, “Brandy, A goat is a nickname for a GTO.”

She shrugs.

“A Pontiac GTO. Muscle car. People call them Goats sometimes.”

Kat fires back, “That doesn’t even follow the letters G-T-O. If it was a GOT then it would make sense…”

Adriah scoffs, “Then it would be a ‘got.’ Which makes no sense.”

“Look, it’s a moniker I didn’t make up…”

“You sure?” Izzy grins.

“Yea.”

Rene,”I’ll get Sasha and meet you at the barn.”

I pause. “Ok. Don’t buy anything you don’t need…”

“That didn’t stop you, Steve,” Adriah fires.

“I don’t have any money…” Rene replies as she walks towards the swap meet area.

“That didn’t stop you,” Adriah fires again.

“Stop already about the engine block. God,” Izzy retorts. “The guy never asks for nothing and you piss and moan over an engine part? Really? Geez, put in my car if it bothers you that much. It’s just a dirty, greasy, rusty piece of iron.”

“And nickel.”

“And nickel…” she repeats.

“And a free one-owner tarp…”

“And a free tarp,” She snickers.

“Or put it in my car,” Reina offers. “it’s just a disgusting rusty car part.”

I put up my hands, “Thanks, but that’s not helping.”

Sophie clears her throat,”The engine is critical to the value of the car. It’s a six figure 1970 Plymouth AAR ‘Cuda.”

Adriah perks up, “Wait. What? Six figures?”

I nod.

“It shouldn’t matter what it’s worth,” Trish offers, “if Steve wants it, that’s all that matters…”

Adriah resigns herself to the situation, “Ok fine, just next time we go to one of these we bring cardboard to lay down if you’re buying rusty iron parts.”

I nod. “Ok deal. Let’s get some Camaros…”

As we make our way up the small hill to the farm and barn I can see Roger with his hands in back of him waiting for us. We meet up with him. “Well, you came back. This is great.”

“Are we really doing this?” I ask. He smiles. “You’re really going to let these ladies drive six figure vintage collector’s cars that have clutches?”

“Life is about risk. You said some of them have driven your Corvettes. Did you not?”

“Well, yeah…” I turn towards the ladies, “How many of you can drive a manual transmission? Really. No bullshit, these are high value cars. Sasha is one, she’ll be here in a minute with Rene.”

“The IROC is an automatic,” Roger offers.

“Dibbs. I can take that one,” Brandy boasts. She bounces up and down.

Roger and I pick the best groupings for the cars and the passengers. Sophie has her team in a 1968 SS Camaro convertible.

Sasha enters the barn holding her giant Sinclair Auto sign like a Grand Prix trophy with Rene in tow. “Oh, are we picking cars?”

I slap a Bright Blue paint 1969 RS Camaro, “I know you loved the blue of my 1975 Vette, so I saved this one for you…” I smile at Roger as Sasha’s face lights up.

“No way!”

“It’s a SS (Super Sport),” Roger declares. He hands her the keys like he’s holding an English tea cup. Sasha nearly drops the Sinclair sign on her foot.

“Really? This is happening?”

Roger opens the door.

I turn, “Sherry, Rene, Jill, get in.” I push the seat forward. Rene, Jill climb in the back. Sherry takes shotgun.

“This is cool…” Sherry muses.

I go around front and close the hood as Roger holds the door for Sasha to take the driver’s seat. I look at her, her face in awe as she wiggles in the seat, her eyes scanning around the interior. I stare at her smiling and she catches my gaze.

“What?”

“Nothing,” I say. I make the seat belt gesture.

“No, say it.”

Adriah looks at me. I look back at Sasha now for some reason it’s got everyone’s attention.

“It’s nothing.”

“No. It’s Something,” Sasha insists. “Say.”

I sigh. “It’s just I remember just a few years ago you were the apathetic sourpuss model who had a poor reputation and now you’re… Well, look at your face now. I- I… Sorry.” (That’s here.)

Adriah puts her hand on my arm, “Yeah. And you’re one of ‘the five’ *. That’s not nothing.”

“I didn’t know this,” Dot coos.

“Me either, but I don’t know most of the stories,” Chloe offers.

“Which part?” I ask.

“The apathetic sourpuss model part,” Chloe remarks adjusting her dress strap.

“Well, Steve took a chance on me,” Sasha says, “let’s just say that.”

“How did the whole ‘Five’ thing ever come about anyway?” Sherry asks. “Asking for a friend.”

“Another time,” Adriah laughs.

I look to Sophie, “Roger’s letting you take the RS SS (Rally Sport/Super Sport)? Wow, he’s one trusting dude. Please be careful. You have your crew?”

She gets in the car last, “Yes.” Roger hands her the keys. “I’m an excellent river…” she replies in the Rain Man inflection. I close the hood. Thunk! Detroit steel.

We reluctantly amble over to Jackie, who’s already sizing up the ’70 split bumper Camaro like it owes her money. “Jax. Can you drive this with the wheel on the left? And not on the wrong side of the road?” I ask, as if the concept of “right side” is negotiable.

“Hilarious.” She deadpans, extending a palm from inside the Camaro. “Keys, please, mate.” Roger and I exchange the kind of glance that usually precedes a bad decision. He caves and hands them over, then closes the hood—probably hoping it won’t be the last time he sees it intact.

“Your license is actually valid in this country, right?” I press, channeling my inner traffic cop. “Let me see it. Step out of the vehicle, ma’am.”

She doesn’t move. “No, you wanker. I’ve been driving in Connecticut for years—”

“Yes, and that’s a glowing endorsement,” I cut in. “But we’re in Rhode Island now…”

I slowly turn to Roger.

“…Right?”

“Ah yeah. Look, we’ll be fine,” he says, with the unwavering optimism of a man who’s already mentally drafting his insurance claim. “We’re not going far. Just be careful, please.” He watches her give us a sarcastic salute. He gives a silent sigh and looks at me. “She’s a fiery one, eh?”

Adriah snorts. “You have no idea. You’re lucky Elena’s not here—she’d have already challenged her to a drag race.”

I smile, “Jackie has a lot of–“

Everyone stares at me,

“Passion,” I offer, like I just discovered the word, trying not to alarm Roger.

“Sure, let’s go with that,” Rene snickers.

We find Brandy bouncing next to the Torch Red ’86 IROC-Z like a golden retriever who just spotted a squirrel. “Brand. Brand Brand. Can you handle this thing? It’s got more horsepower than your average lawn mower.”

She vibrates. “Yes. Yes. Yes. Keys…”

“Do you need to pee or something?” I ask laughing.

“No, just excited.”

I glance over at Roger who’s developed the thousand-yard stare of a man mentally pricing replacement sheet metal. “Hey, you alright, buddy? You look like you just got the bodywork estimate.”

“I mean… four twenty-somethings… four vintage muscle cars… some worth six figures. What could possibly go wrong?”

I give him a reassuring pat on the shoulder. “You really must want to line dance.”

“I’d have just offered them apple fritters and moonshine, but hey… that’s just me. I assume you know someone with extensive collision and bodywork experience?”

I start cracking up at own comments.

Roger mutters, “Wait. You said you let them drive your Corvettes…”

Roger’s wife Ann enters the scene. She looks at the ladies in the cars. “Roger, you sure about this?”

I scoff, “Roger, I’m busting your balls. They’re very–“

“Can I do a burn out?” Jackie yells.

I lift the Han Solo finger, “Don’t! This dirt floor will kick up too much dirt and cover these cars in filth. So no. Do. Not.”

“Phhhhhpt. Oh. Fine. Pooper.”

“Ladies, no burn outs!” I turn to Roger, “So, Roger, last chance before we start engines… How much do you want to line dance?” (Refer to last chapter)

I stand in the middle of the Camaro V formation. Three Camaros facing three across the barn floor like some kind of vintage muscle car grudge match standoff. “Well.” Roger looks at his wife who offers no help. “Let’s do it.”

Rolling Thunder

Roger nods to me. I look to the Camaros. I swing my head around, “Ok, ladies. Pump the gas pedal three times, hard.” I point to the Torch red IROC-Z. “Not you, you’re Tuned Port Injection. No need.” Brandy nods, got it.

Roger folds his arms, he grins totally amused. I look to him with a crocked grin.

He gives a final nod then says, “These will need to warm up, so feather the throttle. Err ah, keep the engine running once it starts. Rev to 2000 RPMs.”

A beat.

“Girls! In the visor of each car are sunglasses,” Roger explains, “When you reach a nice smooth idle put them on, ok?”

“Adjust the seats for the clutch. Seat belts everyone. Make sure you’re in neutral and foot is in on the clutch.”

Kat shouts, “Hey what’s this extra pedal?” She smiles with a dismissive wave. “Kidding.”

I watch the women humping the seats forward, until finally everyone is settled. I lift my arms, “Ladies?”

I swing my head around, “Start. Your. Engines!!!” I point:

The 1986 Torch Red IROC-Z convertible roars instantly to life. Brandy smiles and gives us the thumbs up. “Fire! Lit!”

Sophie’s 1968 SS RS Yellow Camaro rumbles in a ground shaking birth. I give her a thumbs up, she replies in the same. “Oh hell, YEA.”

The 1970 Split Bumper Citrus Green black striped Camaro is next as it seems a little lethargic turning over but, barks to life with a deep 1970s roar. Jackie grins. Thumbs up. I swear she’s jumping up and down in the seat. “Yes! You don’t see these in bloody England!”

I smell the exhaust.

Sasha’s 1969 RS SS convertible gives her a little trouble. I cup my hands, “Pump it twice more.” It roars to life. She replies with a smile, does a little squirmy dance in the seat, and thumbs up. Smiling I pump the air! “Atta girl!”

Sasha waves me over, “What’s this?” She’s holding a white music cassette.

“No way.” My eyes widen. “Klaatu! Fantastic progressive album. This is some wonderfully spacey stuff.” I wave the cassette at her. “You’re gonna want to pop that in when we hit the open road. Find Sub-Rosa Subway. Trust me. Big guitars, primal drums, layered harmonies… the kind of song that makes you want to keep driving just to hear where it goes. You slide it in there and press the play button. Ok?”

“Roger that.”

“What kind of music is it?” Dot chirps from the back seat.

“You like the Beatles?”

“Of course,” She replies.

“Same vibe and feel, great stuff…” I slap the Camaro door.

Adriah yells over the engines, the ground shaking, “What about us, crew chief?”

I laugh to myself, “To Brahmsian tunes…

Adriah looks at me. “What?”

“Oh nothing. I’ll be hearing that chorus in my head all day now.” I smile.

Last the 1969 SS Camaro hardtop coughs into a stumbling rumble but Kat catches it on the down torque curve and revs it. “That’s what I’m talking about!” Trish next to her pumps her fists. Kat meets my eyes with a thumbs up after she scans the dash. I note to give Sherry just a little extra attention and make sure she’s ok. I bend down to see Sherry in the back seat. I give her a thumbs up, she answers with a nod and grin. Ok good.

I think.

I walk away but Kat yells after me, “Tell Roger to take the scenic route…!”

Roger gives a big thumbs up.

I look at Brandy, her sunglasses are on indicating a smooth idle.

Sasha looks up from her tach, grins and flips the sunglasses down on her nose. Good idle.

Sophie looks at me holding a quirky bold colored pair of sunglasses. She shrugs, puts them on. She’s good. I shrug laughing.

Looking to Jackie her glasses are on, talking to her shotgun rider Reina, nodding.

Kat sticks her tongue out at me, flips on her Terminator sunglasses. Giant grin. Good idle too.

Roger looks at Ann who nods, “We’re going in the ZL-1, C’mon.”

He starts towards the car. I’m frozen. “Are you coming or not?” he yells waving me over the engines the sound bouncing off the wooden barn beams.

I yell in Adriah’s ear, “That’s a million dollar car!” She nods quickly over the bubbling growls and roar. I look out the barn doors and the entire swap meet is staring at us, frozen in time. I smell the scent of rich exhaust, so we need to get out of here… If this is the price for line dancing, I’ll take it.

My day off. How cool this is hasn’t sunk in … yet.

The women blip the throttles one last time, then gradually settle into five different exhaust notes overlapping in the barn. Each engine has its own personality—five distinct voices rumbling together.

Roger tilts the ZL-1 seat forward for me to get in the back and Adriah sits next to me, he takes the driver’s position with Ann in the shotgun seat. I laugh, “I feel like I should take my shoes off.”

Roger looks back at me, “Hope you don’t mind I drive?”

“Well, I guess…” I scoff.

He buckles up. “Here we go…” Looking in the mirror at me adds, “You can drive us back…”

“That’s fine. Honestly, I’m enjoying watching the others.”

Adriah turns to me, “How long before we can wipe the grins off their faces?”

“Never.”

I see Roger’s eyes in the mirror as he adjusts it with finality, “That’s the right answer.”

That lands.

“Bet on how long before Kat does a burnout?” Adriah nudges me.

“Pfft.”

The million dollar Camaro roars to life as I look at the oil pressure gauge hitting near 60 psi. Perfect. Roger toots his horn then sticks his arm out of the hardtop indicating to follow our car. The others respond with thumbs up.

I turn to Adriah, “What do you think?”

“It’s like sitting on a washing machine in spin cycle.”

“I wouldn’t know.” I smile hearing the song Danger Zone in my head. I look out the window, “Bets on how many stall in first gear?”

“Oh, they’ll be fine,” Ann deadpans. She looks at our gauges, “Oil pressure good, charging volts perfect… coolant still low.”

“Well, we’re a go,” Roger puts the Camaro in gear. We lurch forward under a quick high engine rev. The others watch from their Camaros as we exit the barn in a rumble worthy of a side pipe Corvette. The deep low exhaust notes vibrate our chests. I swing around and Sasha is following us, clearly knowing how to drive a stick. I’m actually impressed. She smiles and waves grinning ear to ear.

“Everybody ok, back there?” Roger inquires.

“Wow, they filed out in perfect formation, like the air traffic control tower directed them…” I offer.

Ann turns and smiles, “See, they’ll be fine.”

Looking out the back window as the dirt road bends, I see the train of Camaros following us. Then—

Roger turns off the main farm gravel road to the dirt perimeter road. He reaches under the dash and grabs a dented bullhorn.

“Oh no…” I grin.

He clicks it on, turns back to me “I used to do small car auctions here…”

“Like Yugos?”

He laughs.

“Of course you did,” I look at Adriah who’s cracking up, hand covering her forehead.

Over bullhorn: “Folks! Just a reminder, We’re trying line dancing tonight at seven-thirty over by the house in the barn. Free table rebates for the next swap meet are available at registration until eight o’clock. Thank you all for coming and enjoy the show. Oh and I’m bringing the girls…”

He lowers the megaphone.

“That didn’t come out right,” He cracks.

“Geezus.” Ann looks at him, “You make them sound like they’re kegs of beer.”

The crowd gives some fist pumps and claps. Adriah runs a hand down her face shaking her head.

Roger laughs, “Poor choice of words.”

The ZL-1 eases forward, testing the suspension.

The crazy Camaro convoy follows.

Every head in the swap meet turns. Six vintage Camaros rumble slowly around the perimeter road like an impromptu parade.

The problem is…

The dirt road had spent fifty years preparing for tractors… not six vintage Camaros.

We hit the first rut.

The entire car bucks. I see Adriah’s boobs bob, my butt flies off the seat and crashes…

“Hang on back there,” Roger blurts trying to wrestle the steering wheel. “If you see any wheels roll by us, let me know.”

Adriah’s eyes open wide.

Behind us I hear laughter.

Another rut.

Another bounce.

Reina’s voice echoes from somewhere back in the convoy. “Slow down! Oww!”

Sasha yells back, “I’m only doing five!”

Another crater.

The blue Camaro RS/SS lurches.

“Damn, you missed a pothole!”

More laughter.

“Oww! Nope. There it is.”

“Shut up.”

Roger shakes his head.

“My kidneys just changed places.”

“Steer around them!”

“I’m trying!”

“Try harder!”

“I’m driving a sixty-year-old Camaro, not a hovercraft!”

After another bullhorn announcement on the other side of the swap meet we finally pull on to the gravel road. The last of the dust finally settles behind us. The bouncing stops. The gravel farm road, is welcome.

After a bit, I turn around, “Wow… look at that.”

A beat.

“That’s incredible. Listen to that. Music to my ears.”

Another pause.

“It’s beautiful.”

Adriah turns around, “–because of the Camaros? You’re such a geek.”

“Somehow,” Roger says, glancing in the mirror, “I think it’s more than that.”

Ann turns in her seat. “It’s who’s in those cars.” She grins, sunglasses hiding her eyes.

“Yeah.” I reach for my sunglasses. The engine roar hides a sniffle. Allergies.

Adriah gives my thigh two light pats, then turns her attention out her window.

I’m not even driving one of these classics, yet somehow I’m the one getting overwhelmed.

Looking behind I see the ladies expressions as they navigate over the rough dirt farm road. The tractor was born for this, not these muscle cars. They laugh as they their heads bob up and down echoing the dirt road bumps and ruts. On our left the vendors are in staring as six Camaros slowly make their way down the road, each kicking up a small cloud of dust.

I nudge Adriah. “Look…”

“What?”

I’m smiling, almost laughing because she still hasn’t seen it: “Looook!”

She finally studies the line of Camaros…

…and then it clicks, turns around. Smiles, “I think they’re having fun…”

“You think?” I shake my head. “Which car is Jackie driving?”

Adriah lifts her sunglasses, squints looking backwards as we hit a big rut. We bounce, “I think she’s in the last car. Why?”

“I figured. You’ll see…” I reply sighing.

We reach the end of the farm road where it leads in the paved main road, somewhere, I have no idea where we are. Pulling out on to the paved street my butt thanks the Rhode Island Dept of Transportation. The others follow onto the main road but I turn around.

“Ok, watch Jackie.”

Roger slows way down, looks in the mirror, Adriah and Ann look backwards. The other Camaros slow behind us, wondering what we’re waiting for. Jackie’s Camaro stops where the dirt meets the pavement.

Jackie’s Camaro rolls to the edge of the pavement…

…and stops.

I grin.

“Three…”

Adriah looks at me.

“Two…”

Roger sighs.

“One…”

Jackie lights up the rear tires… “I bet they don’t do this in the UK…”

The back tires spin and spin throwing a huge cloud of dust into the air obscuring the nearby trees. She lets off the brakes and squeals and fish tails onto the main road trying to regain control fighting the steering wheel.

I smirk then touch Roger’s shoulder, “Sorry about that. They don’t listen.”

“It’s ok, we’ll make a Yankee out of her yet. Does she live here?”

“No, she stays with a relative in the summer and gets modeling jobs then returns in October.”

He nods over the engine rumble. “Nice.”

Adriah barks, “At least she’s on the right side of the road.”

The Killing Jar

The drone of the open road is soothing as I taken in the sights of beautiful Rhode Island, lots of lakes and islands peppered throughout. I lean towards Roger. “How does a farmer acquire over a million dollars in vintage Camaros including ZL-1? What do you grow here?”

“Ah. Good question. I bought most of these cars way back when, during the energy crisis, when a V8 was a dirty word. Some of these cars cost less than $500.”

“You didn’t buy a ZL-1 for $500.”

“You’re right. I grew up in the muscle car era so I always loved them. The ZL-1 was offered by a dealer in Massachusetts from a trade in. He didn’t know what he had.”

“That’s an expensive mistake.”

“Or they just didn’t care. Back then they were just used cars. Dealers weren’t thinking ‘collector’.” The car stops for a red light, so I don’t have to raise my voice, much.

“So these are one owner cars?” I ask.

“Pretty much. I collected them in a cold market and fixed them over the years. Make no mistake, there’s a ton of time and money in these. You know, right? You have four Corvettes and a two ‘Cudas so you know. I Don’t know anyone ever who had two ‘Cudas. Those things rusted off the frames.”

“True. Mopar stands for Mostly Old Parts and Rust. And yeah the previous owner of my AAR ‘Cuda bought it from, as you said, a dealer.”

“Wait, you have an AAR ‘Cuda? That’s a Holy Grail car.”

Adriah adds, “Yeah I have an engine block for one in my car.”

Ann turns around, “You have an engine block in your car?”

Adriah makes a silly face.

I smile, “She’s the best.” I give her a peck on the cheek. The car starts forward again.

Roger looks at me confused in the rear view inside mirror “Wait, is she your daughter? I thought Adriah’s your daughter.”

Before I can reply I’m saved by Ann. Well sorta.

“Roger. You see the way she looks at him, give me a break. She never leaves his side. There’s more there than that…”

Roger glances back, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to pry. No judgement.”

I wave a hand, “We’re friends.”

Ann just smirks silently not buying my goods.

Adriah being Adriah, can’t let it go, “I’m whatever he needs me to be. He’s an artist.” She pauses.

Oh no.

“Artists tend to live in self-made existential worlds and they’re very happy there. So I realized that, his other relationships didn’t get that. I put no expectations on him, he’s been through a lot, so from me he gets time and space. I also give him the things he doesn’t know he needs. I probably know him better than all the women who’ve been in his life over four decades. I listen more than I speak.”

Ann turns towards us, “That’s beautiful. And make no mistake I can see it in his eyes just from the little I’ve known him, he cares. More than he lets on.”

Oh boy. I feel my face flush, and it’s a good thing the wind is blowing on me. Shit. I feel like I’m in a killing jar. Time for my best move, deflect.

“How long you been married?” I ask struggling again with the noise and wind.

“Almost 52 years,” Rogers replies.

“Please don’t say, ‘happy wife, happy life’…” I cry.

“No, that puts the wife in a child’s perspective, someone who needs to be pacified constantly. That’s not a marriage,” Roger exclaims.

“Marriage. Well, love is giving enough of yourself unconditionally to the other that they could emotionally destroy you if they wanted, but you trust they won’t.” Ann says.

“Yeah, well, each subsequent relationship I did less and less of that,” I mutter as we stop at a sign. I look out my window, chin resting in my hand.

“Understand,” Ann howls over the Camaro caravan, “That’s your subconscious learning and protecting based on experience. The problem is—“

Another Camaro passes us the other way waving at us. We return the gesture as do the women in back of us.

Ann turns back, “I forgot, where I was? Anyway. People need to stop trying to win. It does two things, it inflates egos and puts others on the defensive. Roger and I never fight. Right?”

“Ah Right.” He looks at me in the mirror “It’s very helpful for someone to give you all the answers. Quite relaxing actually. Very handy.”

Ann glares at him as he smiles.

I snicker as we pull to a stoplight. Then I hear it blasting out the Camaro.

As for America’s first subway
The public scoffed, “it’s far too rude”
One station filled with Victoria’s age
From frescoed walls and goldfish fountains
To Brahmsian tunes
To Brahmsian tunes

The smashing guitar rift. The train sound effect blows by.

I swing around, “They found Klaatu! Sub-Rosa Subway!

Brandy’s doing air guitar and Izzy air drums.

“Great driving song,” Roger smiles.

“So is Calling Occupants…”

He looks sat me in the mirror, “You know this band. Klaatu? It’s original buzz started in Rhode Island you know.”

“Oh yeah.” I grin. “Have all five albums.”

Light turns green. “First album is best though. I love spacey stuff.”

“Agreed.”

“Buzz?” Adria asks.

“Yeah. When the album came out, a Rhode Island newspaper reporter suggested it was actually the reunited Beatles recording under a fake name. It had the sound, and there were all these clues—complex arrangements, wind instruments, layered production, sound effects, guitar licks, no credits on the album…”

Adriah turns to me with that glowing look she gets when she’s about to embarrass me in public. “That’s one thing I love about this guy. He finds little gems that are otherwise hidden in plain sight.” She pats my arm like I’m a golden retriever who just fetched a particularly good stick. “Steve’s introduced me to music that most people missed or forgot about—and now I love it.” A beat. “I guess that’s from being a real artist…”

Oh no. The “real” artist revelation. Geez. Right on cue, like a jack-in-the-box I forgot I owned.

Wonderful. To most people an artist paints lonely smeary sailboats, rusty buckets, or old sneakers. A real artist? That’s someone everyone immediately expects to explain what art is or why a banana peel is duct taped to a wall.

Shit.

Ann practically whips around in her seat, suddenly very interested in the strange man sitting behind her, “Oh, you mean a ‘real artist’. I thought you just meant he was creative. You’re a real artist? Wow. What kind? What do you do?”

“Well, I–“

“He does beautiful fantasy drawings of women,” Adriah blurts. “very glamorous… wind blowing hair, flowers, wind blown gowns, exotic locations, scenic landscapes woven in. Very ethereal. Serene.”

“I was gonna say ‘comics’, but ok, … I’ll let my PR agent handle this.”

“He’s also a photographer too. Mainly he’s done glamour but he’s done glamour underwater too.”

Underwater. Because the public needed to know that. Yeah, that won’t generate any follow-up questions at all. Roger glances to Ann, “Wow. How did you two meet?”

“Oh man,” I tip my head down. The pavement suddenly looks fascinating.

Ann smiles, and I can already tell she’s settling in for story time. “I want to hear this, so save it when we don’t have to talk over the rolling thunder of Camaros.”

“Oh ok…Cool.”

I look at Adriah, trying to send a message with my eyes, “Remember when we offered too much information to Barry?” This is dangerous because I can tell she’s excited to tell our story. Unfortunately, that story can be… misunderstood. In ways that make me look like either a creep or a cautionary tale. Sometimes both.

A vintage Chevy Chevelle passes us waving. We reply in kind. I’m grateful for the distraction. It lasts approximately two seconds.

“I just have one quick question,” Adriah leans toward Ann, all casual innocence. Ann turns to listen. “Does age matter in a relationship?”

At this point, I consider flagging down Sasha’s car parallel to ours and jumping in at 60 MPH. Very doable. The physics check out—I’ve seen action movies. If I don’t make it… problem solved. No more questions. No more explanations. Just a peaceful, windblown end to this entire nightmare.

“What kind of difference are we talking?” Ann asks, because she’s a good sport and also because she has no idea she’s standing on a landmine.

Shit.

The Camaro drones on.

I turn to look backwards, wind blowing my hair… There’s Sasha’s Camaro… it’s right there… taunting me with its open windows and the promise of a quick getaway.

I slowly face forward.

Click.

I unbuckle my seatbelt…

8 days 6 hours 3 minutes to Bet Deadline

* “The Five”. This refers to Adriah, Sasha, Donna, Reina and Jackie. These are members of the group with responsibilities and power to vote on the way the group is run or whether we have Chinese or pizza for dinner. Also called the “Core Five” or as I call them “the Fatale Five”.

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The Fullers expected only the drowsy monotony of a forgotten South Carolina backroad. They found Edgetown—a festering pocket of the damned, presided over by the lanky, glacial-eyed Lester Siles, a man who measures existence by the decibel and answers dissent with a bullet.

Yet the albino gunman is merely the sentinel for a far older malignancy. From the cloying dark that suffocates the town, an ancient sentience stirs, tracking the family from the periphery, feeding on their encroaching terror.

As dread calcifies around them, Billy and Susan discover latent powers flickering to life within their blood—abilities that promise survival, but demand a toll too terrible to name. Can the Fullers barter with the abyss? Or will they learn that Edgetown does not simply claim the living, but etches them into its eternal, rotting tapestry?

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The Supergirls Saga: “Running With Sissors” pt.38

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Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet”
Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish


The Perry White — Bikini Car Wash Bet (part 22)

If you already know what’s going on, skip to: Pet Names otherwise…

Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 37)…
The SUV caravan arrived somewhere that was definitely not a car show… despite containing more vintage muscle cars than most actual car shows. The women were successfully distracted by horses, apple fritters, hayrides and the promise of cider. Steve and Sasha sat in the grass with a dog discussing nicknames, Chloe’s assimilation into the group, and why asking certain questions is often a tactical error. Steve asked anyway. Sasha froze. Steve wisely changed the subject.

Adriah adopted a chicken. Steve responded with an unsolicited lecture on poultry anatomy and digestive efficiency. The turkey remains under investigation.

Roger finally showed his hand. The swap meet, the honey, the hayrides, the chickens and the Camaros? Bait. All of it. The man doesn’t just grow apples—he cultivates line dancers. The barn, complete with dance floor, had been waiting patiently for victims.

Sophie revealed she knows Camaros almost as well as Steve. Jackie admitted she’d always wanted to attend an American barn dance. Steve agreed to dance after Adriah whispered something in his ear that no one else heard… and no one else is ever going to hear.

After years of outmaneuvering everyone around him, Steve finally met his match: a farmer armed with apple cider, a hay wagon, and a perfectly executed bait-and-switch.

But what’s Roger’s real game?

8 days 7 hours 8 minutes to Bet Deadline

Pet Names

Location: R.I. Auto Swap Meet farm field. We pickup directly from the end of part 37.

I’m standing before two things; a collection of vintage muscle cars, Camaros, and a western style dance floor that’s calling my name via social entrapment set by farmer Roger. Apparently I’m going to be taught the Boot Scoot Boogie which sounds more like a variant of dermatitis than a dance move. With that said; I’ve already delivered my much anticipated joke, “there’s a cream for that.” So I’m ready to move on.

This was supposed to be my day. A day to relax and do nothing but it seems a woman’s concept of that is filling a day with shit to do, I don’t want to. Women don’t understand a man’s need to do absolutely nothing and that’s a problem. The absence of everything is the perfect thing. I call it a mental detox and you can’t buy the remedy at Walgreens. You see—

“Steve… I’d like to ride with you in the Camaro, we can talk cars,” Sophie says.

See there it is. I almost had a quiet moment. But no. Even my narration is interrupted.

Adriah gives her a dirty look. “Ummm… I ride with him.”

See what I mean? I’m the guy at the campfire side and no matter where I sit, the smoke blows in my face.

“Sophie, why don’t you drive this Camaro and you can geek out and enlighten three other passengers of the fun of muscle cars.”

“Oh. I guess…”

“Good girl… ah… sorry. Lady.” Looking defeated she turns away, I grab her gently. “Muffin, I’m not letting you off the hook. We’re talking cars you and me later alone. Kay? We’ll find a dog and a patch of shade.”

Ann smiles, “Muffin.”

Sophie throws a reluctant smile, “Oh.”

“Muffin is so cute,” Ann whispers. “She has a nickname. Hmm.”

“There’s more where that came from,” I snicker. “Ok, ladies, sound off…”

Silence. Then it sinks in.

Izzy points to herself, “I’m Major.” She comes to attention.

Reina, “Ray or Gumby.”

Kat, “Hot Tomale.”

Ann raises a brow so high it almost flies off her face. “Nice.”

Sasha smiles, “Tigger.”

Trish points to herself, “Booo.”

“Oh, I love that one,” Roger blinks.

“Bea, or Queeny” Adriah says.

“Wasp,” Donna laughs.

Dot hesitates, “Oracle or Dotty Log Legs”

Rene, “Ebby.”

Jackie, “Jax.”

Brandy, “Just ‘Brand’.”

“That’s a temporary pet name,” I explain, “She’s new so I’m still thinking on her…”

Sherry smiles, “Sherry Bomb or Bomb…”

Ann laughs, “Oh I love that one.”

Jill smiles, “Chatterbox or just Chat.”

Last is Chloe. “I’m new. I don’t have a name.”

“Ya do.” I correct.

Rene snickers, “Oh, this should be good. What is it?”

“Well, it’s a cross between rapper Fifty Cent and the Almond Milk War.” I pause for guesses. Everyone looks puzzled changing blank glances. “Well, Jill knows it.”

“No.” Chloe objects lifting her index finger. “Not happening.”

Trish, “Well?”

Jill takes a breath. “It’s ‘Thirty-five Cent’.”

A moment goes by as everyone finally puts it together, then groans, laughs and snickers abound.

“That’s awesome,” Reina laughs.

“No. Don’t,” Chloe begs.

“Too late,” Rene snickers.

Roger folds his arms, “Well I’d love to get the background on all those names.” He turns towards me, “So, Steve, what do they call you?”

I’m caught off guard. “Ahhh. Nothing. ‘Steve’ I guess.”

Ann scoffs “Bullshit. Sorry.”

Roger slowly nods. “Yeah…” he laughs “… I wasn’t buying it either.”

The women bust out laughing.

Now I fold my arms, “Ok let’s have it…”

“What?” Jill deadpans.

Kat, “We just call him–“

“–Steve.” Sophie says, as if it’s obvious.

An awkward silence.

“Well…” Rene clears her throat. “Mandy did call him Stevie-pedia.”

A beat. Silence. I nod once. “No one will ever call me that.”

Adriah, “Really? Why?”

“You’re all lazy. Too many syllables,” I tease grinning.

The women stare.

“Two’s the sweet spot.”

Jackie, “You’ve actually thought about this.”

“Of course I have.” I grin. “Jax.” I glance to Roger and then his wife, “So what’s Roger’s nickname, while we’re playing this game?”

“Oh ah. Jackhammer.”

“Okay then, why don’t we get a move on and grab an early bird dinner,” I snicker.

Roger holds up his hand while the women try to hold back their laughter, “There’s a story behind that…”

I shake my head, “Get out. No way…” I look towards the ladies still smirking. “Ok. We’ll be back. I need to check out a Mopar vendor before he packs up and leaves.”

Roger nods. “You’re coming back, right?”

“Sure,” I reply, “We’re gonna get some refreshments from our contraband cooler. I’m sure the ladies are thirsty.” I nod towards the barn exit, “Let’s go…” Sophie sighs exiting the Camaro. We shuffle towards the door.

I begin to walk away and hear something like a car door opening. Then it shuts. I think nothing of it. Then a roar! The sound sends low-frequency vibrations felt in our bodies.

A Camaro comes to life as one of the massive muscle car era engines rumbles through the barn, echoing. Even the vendors and swap meet patrons look around.

I stop in my tracks. I lower my head not turning around. My shoulders collapse in surrender.

“Shit.”

I slowly fold my arms.

Roll my eyes.

Lift my head.

Adriah: “Wut?”

I silently raise one finger.

Wait.

The ZL-1 rumbles at idle like it has a beef with reality.

The barn falls quiet.

Then…

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The ZL1 barks to life and Roger free-revs it clean through the upper RPMs.

The roar echoes across the swap meet.

Heads turn.

The sound hangs in the air.

I smile despite myself. …And there it is.

Adriah looks at me. “What?”

I don’t need to look back.

“Every car guy gets one. It’s like the BBQ pitmaster who has to click his tongs five times before he can pick up the ribs. They can’t resist.”

The group keeps walking. “Men.” Adriah laughs.

Roger isn’t showing off. He’s saying “I’ll be waiting…”

“Save room for apple fritters warm from the oven…” Ann shouts.

I shake my head, “Oh my god. What is this? I’m trapped in Mayberry.”

Rene kicks in, “More like the Twilight Zone. I bet these people are aliens. ‘To Serve Mankind’.”

“Or… we’re in the Matrix,” Kat scoffs.

“Or we’re all lying on beds somewhere hooked into a simulation and we’re just Avatars,” Sherry adds.

Everyone giggles.

“Or they’re just nice farm people in New England,” Dot offers.

Everyone looks at each other, a beat, then a collective, “Nah.”

We reach our parked cars. Izzy opens the back of her SUV and I sit on the tailgate gently. Locating the cooler I finally pop it open.

I stare inside. There’s only bottles of drinks. “…Why aren’t the drinks cold?”

I dig around.

“…there’s no ice in here.”

Everybody pauses.

“Who packed this?” I turn to the ladies.

Adriah answers immediately. “Dot.”

I slowly turn.

“Dot.”

“Yeah?”

“Why isn’t there ice in the cooler?”

Every head turns toward Dot. She thinks about it seriously.

Then she looks at me like I’m the problem.

“It’s a cooler.”

Silence.

She points at the side proudly. “Right there, says…” Tap tap. “‘Icee-Kooler.’”

I blink. “…right…”

“It keeps stuff cold.”

Jill’s face collapses in horror. “OH MY GOD.” She grabs the lid. “Dot, until you put ice or freezer packs in it this is just a blue and white box.”

Long silence.

Dot slowly looks back into the cooler.

“…I always wondered why these things didn’t work that well.”

My head drops into my hand. “I’m surrounded by beautiful raccoons.”

Adriah, looks towards me, “Don’t do it…”

Jackie, scoffs, “Exactly.”

Kat, “Lesson in thermodynamics.”

I turn towards her, “THERMAL dynamics.”

“Whatever.”

I lift my hands in mock surrender and nod.

Adriah let’s out a little laugh, “Dot, why didn’t you—”

“Eh eh.” I interject. “We’ve all done something dumb because nobody ever told us. So skip it.”

Dot smiles at me “Thanks, Steve.”

Kat looks at me, “Ok, hot shot, what did you do?”

I think as I pass out the bottles to the thirsty ladies, “Warm drink…?” I offer.

“Funny. Let’s hear it.”

I lean on the tailgate trying to look cool as I offer a tidbit bit of stupidity. “Ok, well, I moved into the condo and never owned a dishwasher. I ran out of dishwasher soap, so I loaded it regular Dawn dish soap for hand washing dishes…”

Everyone looks baffled. “So?”

“I left the kitchen and came back later to the place filled with suds… Suds everywhere.”

“Why?” Jill asks.

“Cause,” Rene says, “The dishwasher soap has a very low sudsing agent in it. The dish soap has high sudsing additives.”

“It looked like something from a Lucy episode.” I let the laughs die, “so I’m sure later you all have a similar story. So let he without sin…”

Jill laughs then, “Who’s Lucy?”

“An influential comedy actress in the 1960’s. Fun fact. Turns out she gave the green light to create a little show called Star Trek…”

Sighing, I snap the top off the soda bottle. I tip it back for a long sip. “Ahhh. Nothing like warm Coke Zero on a 80 degree day…”

I smile at Dot. “Hits the spot…” She shrugs, “Wish I had some cold fries…”

The Prehistoric Boat Anchor

She smiles and bobs her head. I push off the SUV gate. “I need to check on something before we surrender to Boot Scoot Noogie.” I cap my drink and slip it into pocket. I begin to walk to the vendor I spotted earlier.

“Boogie,” Rene corrects as she follows me. Adriah follows too, then Sophie, then Sasha. I turn around and slap my hands against my thighs. “I’m just gonna see a seller. Man.”

“We’re making sure you don’t escape,” Rene laughs.

“Actually I have a private question,” Adriah replies. She motions to the other three women it’s ok to be in on it too.

“Now what?”

“If you’re gonna be a dick, forget it.”

I look straight up to the sky. “Ok ok I’m sorry. C’mon, man, the guy is packing up…”

“Just forget it. Go look at your rusty carnage.”

I turn away, “Good.”

Sasha snickers. “That didn’t work,” under her breath.

Rene,”Even I know he doesn’t respond to guilt.”

Adriah sighs.

I make it about five feet and stop. I turn just my head sideways. “Are ya commin’ or not?” They follow me to the dealer selling mostly Chrysler parts and I know what I’m looking for.

I see a rusty engine block. “IS that a 340 block?” I ask. The seller looks at me then the ladies trying not to stare.

“I’m sorry, what?” he blinks.

“IS that a 340 engine block?” I repeat.

“I think it’s a 360,” he says trying not to stare. I file this. “I could look at the milled area?”

Sasha turns to Adriah, “That’s where the numbers are.”

Rene looks puzzled, “What numbers?”

“The numbers that match the VIN of the car. The last six numbers stamped on the engine would match the last on the car’s VIN. There’s other numbers too which tell when it was cast/made.”

Sasha, “So Steve is looking for an engine for his car that already has an engine in it? I’m lost.”

Sophie stops, clasps her hands, “No… he’s looking for the engine that originally CAME in the car.”

Adriah scoffs, “What are the chances of that?”

Sasha smiles, “Probably one in a million.”

Rene squints, “So why does the car not have the original engine? Why would someone take the engine out of the car?”

After closer inspection I turn and look at the women and they sense my joy, “Holy crap it’s a ‘TA’ block!” I can barely contain my joy.

Adriah mocks me jumping up and down. “Whoo Hoo.”

Rene looks baffled.

Shrugging Sasha mutters, “Ah ha. Awesome…”

Sophie, “What’s the TA mean?”

“It means it’s a Trans Am engine block. It’s a much more hardy engine block and were only used the 1970 AAR ‘Cudas and TA Challengers. Very rare.”

“Burt Reynolds would be proud,” Rene laughs.

“Wrong Trans Am,” Sophie laughs.

“It’s a block of rusty iron,” Rene laughs.

I crouch beside the engine block and run my hand across one hundred and ninety pounds of grease, oxidation, and happiness. “Yep.”

Out of the corner of my eye I catch Adriah’s expression.

“…No. Oh no no no no…”

I don’t even acknowledge her. I’m busy reading the stamped casting numbers in disbelief.

“Steve.”

“No.”

“It’s rusty.”

“Surface rust.”

“It’s oily.”

“Preservative.”

“It’s heavy.”

“Cast iron,” I make a point with my finger, “…and nickel.”

“It’s disgusting.”

“It’s auto history.

She folds her arms tighter.

“It’s not going in my car.”

I finally look up. “Oh… it’s mine.”

“Absolutely not.”

I turn back to the vendor.

“The date code’s still readable?”

“You saw it,” the seller nods proudly. “Sure is.”

Behind me:

“Steven.”

I ignore her.

“It is not riding in my SUV.”

I keep inspecting the block. “Original bore or thirty over?”

“Original. Pretty sure.”

“Nice.”

Adriah steps closer.

“No.”

I glance up.

“No?”

“No.”

“You already said that.”

“I’m saying it again.”

I nod thoughtfully. “Okay.”

I stand, grunt, brush my hands together, then look at the vendor.

“You take Venmo?”

Adriah’s head snaps toward me. “…What?”

The vendor smiles. “Sure do. I’ll even give you my preferred discount.”

I use his phone.

Adriah points at me. “I prefer it doesn’t come with us. Don’t.”

“Look, it’s a steal at that price.” I keep typing.

“Steve.”

Beep.

I return his phone, he checks. “Payment received.” He reaches out. I shake his dry, dirty hand. “Pleasure doing business with you.”

“Same.” Smiling he whistles toward another guy a few spaces over.

“Hey, Frank! Grab the tarp.”

Adriah blinks. “…The tarp? No tarp.”

The vendor nods matter-of-factly. “Helps keep the upholstery clean. No charge.”

Adriah spins toward me. “We don’t need a tarp…”

She points dramatically at her SUV.

“…because that filthy, oily, prehistoric boat anchor is not coming home in my car.”

The vendor studies both of us for a moment.

Very seriously.

The vendor stops for a beat and clasps his hands in front of him, relaxed. “Perhaps… if you explain to the young lady the historical significance of this particular component…”

He gestures respectfully toward the greasy block, appearing regal.

“…and its relationship to the 1970 AAR ‘Cuda’s original mechanical heritage, she may better appreciate the importance of the acquisition.”

I hold back a huge smirk. I ever so slowly turn toward Adriah.

She folds her arms. Tilts her head in disgust, eyes wide open.

I slowly turn back to the vendor.

He and I hold eye contact for a beat.

His expression cracks first as he explodes into a snickering laughter.

Mine follows.

We both explode laughing. Even Sophie, Sasha and Rene crack up at the performance.

“That was great,” Rene snorts.

Sasha, “Always predictable…”

Sophie, “Still funny…”

The seller wipes a tear from his eye. “Hey, brother, … it was worth a shot. Right? Free tarp. Good tarp, not one of those Job Lot tarps.”

“Of course. You seem like a man who knows his tarps.” I fist-bump him. “My man.”

We’re beginning to draw attention as this is free entertainment. Adriah sighs the sigh of a woman questioning every decision she’s made in life. “You two done?”

I nod. “Almost.”

She points one last time at the SUV. “I am drawing a line in the sand.”

The vendor smiles.

“Ma’am…” He looks at me. “…I don’t believe he’s sees any lines. Frank! Tarp please!”

She points at the SUV. “…because it is not coming home.”

Frank appears with the tarp.

I watch him approaching.

Nods approvingly.

“Good tarp.”

Adriah looks at Frank.

Looks at the tarp.

Looks at the engine.

Looks at Me.

Long beat.

Very quietly:

“…Shit.”

I smile.

Knew you’d come around.” I glance over at the seller, “She’s working on being kinder and gentler…”

“Really,” he grins, nods, “How’s that goin’?”

Rene, “Oh boy…”

Sasha bites her lip and looks at Sophie trying to hold back a snicker. A few nearby vendors chuckle. They had witnessed the entire negotiation.

A few nearby vendors chuckle. For one ridiculous moment I expect them to hoist me onto their shoulders. Car guy logic.

Izzy waltzes over, “Here, sounds like you could use a chicken.” She hands Adriah a bantam chicken.

“Oh, hello. There!” She replies to the chicken cuddling it.

Izzy looks at me and the seller and the engine block centerpiece.”So. What’s going on?”

Adriah points. “He wants that filthy engine in my SUV.”

Izzy looks at the engine.

Looks at me.

“Throw it in my car.”

Beat.

“No, no…” Adriah immediately throws up her hand, “Fine! Geezus Krist.”

Everyone stops. I slowly turn.

“Really?” I quip.

Adriah throws up her hand again, shaking her head.. “Just… whatever…!”

I look at the vendor.

“See?” I nod proudly. “Baby steps.”

Izzy looks at me, grins. “Or the chicken has magic powers…”

The seller puts the tarp down on his metal trolley cart for the engine block, “Good original tarp.”

“You have documentation?” I ask genuinely, “on the tarp?”

The vendor and helper Frank hoist the engine block but he still plays my game, “I might have the build sheet….” (The original work order from the factory on paper.)

My eyes widen.

“No kidding?”

Adriah deadpans. It’s a tarp.”

The seller shrugs.

“Not A tarp but THE tarp. One-owner tarp.”

I nod thoughtfully. “That explains the tatty condition.” I touch the rust stains on the tarp.

“Original patina,” The seller adds.

I tilt my head. Numbers matching?

The seller pauses. “…Close. Period correct.”

I continue the inspection. “Factory-correct weave?”

“As far as anybody knows.”

I keep going. “Any reproduction aftermarket stitching?”

“None.”

I let out a low whistle. “That’s getting hard to find.”

“It’s okay, you’re a preferred customer,” the seller grins.

“I’d prefer it not go in my car…” Adriah mutters under her breath.

I look at him one last time as he and Frank roll the engine over the grass towards the parking lot..

“It’s your lucky day, I’ll include a second tarp. Best to preserve the original. You can’t replace original patina.” The seller grins. Think of it as a gift for the young lady.”

Adriah doesn’t even bother looking at him.

“Yeah. Hard pass.”

The seller laughs with one last dig pushing the cart, “So which white SUV is yours, young lady?”

“Uggh!” Surrendering she runs up behind us, “Hey. What makes you think it’s white?”

“They’re all freaking white, beige, silver or black, cars have no sex appeal these days,” He muses with Frank cracking up. “Like driving oatmeal.”

I snicker, “Facts.”

“Here’s her car, it’s bird-shit white.” I look at her glaring at me, “Well. Look, there’s bird poop and you literally can’t tell the difference in color.”

The vendor looks at me, “Running with scissors, brother…”

“Nah, she’s working on being nicer… just testing that core claim.”

A few cars over at Izzy’s tailgate the other ladies are watching the drama unfold enjoying warm beverages, all grin and snickers.

Adriah opens the door open not breaking her glare at me. I kiss her on the cheek as they place the engine block on the tarp on the other tarp. “There. You’re all set, brother.”

Looking at the vender, “Thanks for everything. I’m Steve. Are you coming to the line dancing later? All the ladies will be there.”

As the vendor takes a breath Frank answers, “I’ll be there!”

We all look at him, I laugh, “Well, alrighty.”

The vendor extends his hand, “Nice to meet you. I’m Curtis. I hadn’t planned on it, but if these ladies are attending then I’ll give it a peek.”

I lean towards Adriah, “Debby Downer here is Adriah. I’m selling dances with her.”

“That’s not how line dancing works. But OK,” Frank scoffs.

“Then how am I going to pay off this engine block?”

Curtis smiles, “She’s actually doing pretty well right now or is she the silent viper type.”

“That’s the look she gets right before I become a missing person,” I scoff. They laugh. Curtis and Frank turn to make their way back to the swap meet when Adriah decides to enter the game.

“Frank, I’d love to dance with you…”

Frank stops mid-step and looks back, caught completely off guard.”Oh! ok.”

Adriah closes the SUV door to punctuate her remark, “He’s kinda cute.”

“Oh yeah, well Ann’s kinda cute.”

“Roger’s wife? She’s like seventy. Well maybe in some farm fantasy apple fritter kinda way I can see why you might be attracted to her… You’re sick.”

“Us artist types like taboos …” We start back towards Izzy’s SUV and the others in waiting. I look at her, “Aren’t WE taboos?”

“Noooo. I see us as stretching accepted moral socio-traditions.” she laughs.

“Wow, you have a label for everything.”

“Comes in handy.” We reach the others. “So. Am I still your daughter for this dance?”

Everyone stares at me. I actually have to think about that one.

She cocks her head, blinks. “Ok, Champ, you think on that. I just need to know if I’m girlfriend, daughter or call girl. Cause they seem interchangeable.”

“Ouch,” Kat mutters.

I squint, “What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

Dot steps forward, “Friend energy only, please. This isn’t the place or time for whatever this is.”

Brandy, “Call girl? Huh- wut?”

“Stop,” I bark, “There’s only one call girl here.”

Silence.

Glances are exchanged in complete bewilderment.

“Ok let’s get to the barn and drive some Camaros to dinner…” I say with an evil grin.

“Wait,” Trish snarks, “You don’t just drop that bomb and get to walk away…”

I smile and start towards the barn. I hear muttering in back of me.

I grin.

Problem deflected.

8 days 6 hours 3 minutes to Bet Deadline

Our story continues in part 39.
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The Supergirls Saga: “Hay Day and the Farm Trap” pt.37

Supergirl Dot, pose based on a drawing 2024

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Present Time: Very Late Summer 2023
Location: RI Farm and Auto Swap Meet
Subject: “Supergirl; the Bet”

Cast of suspects:
Steve, Adriah, Chloe, Donna, Brandy, Rene, Izzy, Sophie, Jackie, Reina, Sherry, Dot, Sasha, Jill with “fixers” Kat and Trish


The Perry White — Bikini Car Wash Bet (part 21)

If you already know what’s going on, skip to: Shady Oaks otherwise…

Previously on The Supergirls Saga (Part 36)

Steve’s brilliant plan to follow random classic cars to a car show ends exactly how common sense predicted. After Adriah survives a roadside intelligence-gathering mission involving a Nova owner and far too many photos of the Nova she was already standing next to, Steve discovers she’s secretly an “anti-auto extremist” and threatens to convene a Diamond Dogs hearing. The GPS eventually leads the caravan not to a car show, but to a Rhode Island farm hosting an auto swap meet—essentially a flea market for rusty car parts and tetanus enthusiasts.

While the women initially react as if they’ve been abandoned in a junkyard, Roger the farmer counters with horses, apple fritters, cider, hayrides, chickens and enough small-town charm to derail the mutiny. Meanwhile Steve, Sasha and a reluctant Adriah disappear into the swap meet where OEM parts, strokers, head jobs and other unfortunate automotive terminology reduce Adriah to repeated laughing fits. By day’s end the women have discovered that getting completely lost was the best thing that could have happened.

But what’s Roger’s real game?

8 days 9 hours 22 minutes to Bet Deadline

Shady Oaks

Location: R.I. Auto Swap Meet farm field. We pickup directly from the end of part 36.

I sigh.

“You ok?” Sasha asks in a lowered voice.

“Yeah.”

“Steve…”

“I’m good.”

“Steve…”

“I just wish Mandy was here.”

Sasha gives me a soft side hug, “I know.”

I look over at Jackie dismounting the horse while Reina moves into the saddle like she’s been handed the keys to something she’s not entirely sure she should be driving. I squint. “Is she giving Reina horseback riding lessons?”

I can’t hear them. Jackie is talking with her hands now, giving instructions only the wind seems qualified to interpret, while she pats the horse like it’s an old friend who’s tolerated a lot of nonsense over the years.

Sasha looks up from a piece of auto memorabilia she’s been studying like it might whisper secrets back. “Wow. Kinda looks like it.”

There’s something in her voice that isn’t just interest. It’s recognition. Or envy. Or both.

“Tigger…” I mutter.

That name lands in the air differently than anything else I say. Most people assume they’re just nicknames, harmless labels, affectionate noise. They’re not. Sasha wasn’t born Tigger. Sasha was assigned Aleksandra or Sasha for short. Tigger is something else entirely. It’s an observation disguised as a joke, a shorthand for something too specific to say cleanly. People don’t use them often with each other. They belong to a relationship, not a roster. Mine.

“Sasha,” I say, trying to cut through her stare at the horse, “would you like to ride too?”

She hesitates, then smiles without taking her eyes off Jackie and Reina. “I think– I would, but they seem to be having a sister moment. Even if they’re not actually sisters. Maybe later.”

I nod, watching Jackie steady the horse as Reina settles into the saddle. They’re both laughing now, that unguarded kind of laughter that only shows up when nobody is performing for anyone else.

For a second I just watch it, then I feel the familiar tug of something I don’t name.

I shouldn’t have asked.

I turn slightly toward Sasha. “So, Tig… who’s your partner here? Most of the others gravitate toward someone. Do you have someone you kinda–?”

The words are barely out before I know I stepped somewhere I shouldn’t have.

Sasha keeps petting a vendor’s yellow Labrador dog that has decided we are now its temporary tribe. She doesn’t answer immediately, which is always her way of making sure she’s telling the truth instead of just responding.

“I get along with everyone, and I like everyone,” she says finally. “I never really thought about it. Toni and I get along best, I guess. But her schedule doesn’t really let her be here much on weekends.”

“Oh,” I say, like I’ve just walked into a room I didn’t mean to enter. I shift my weight and let my voice drift lighter. “C’mon. Let’s take five in the shade.”

We sit in the shaded grass. The dog follows without being invited and collapses beside me with a satisfied sigh, like he’s clocked out for the day or the heat.

I pull at a blade of grass I don’t need. “Would you like me to try to arrange more overlapping time so Toni can be here more often? I can come on weekdays. I’m retired you know. Well sorta.”

Sasha doesn’t answer right away.

Instead, the yellow lab lays sideways in the grass and leans into her like he already knows her name. She smiles instantly, her hand finding the dog’s head like it was always meant to be there.

“Hello there,” she says softly.

The vendor calls over to the dog, apologizing for the intrusion.

“Oh, he’s fine,” she says waving, “probably just wants some shade.”

The dog is in heaven panting looking back at his master.

“So. You get along with everyone?” I ask.

“Of course,” she says. “Why wouldn’t I? We have your ‘pro-personality anit-asshat system’, don’t we?” Her tone changes slightly at that. Not defensive. Just curious. Confirming.

“Oh ok,” I lie back on my forearms. “No problem.”

The dog stretches out beside me like he’s decided grass is an acceptable lifestyle choice. I look at Sasha again. “How well do you know Adriah Rashid?”

Her posture changes instantly. Subtle, but immediate. “What? Where’s this coming from?”

I keep my voice even. “Sasha. Who’s M. Rashid?”

She freezes for a fraction of a second.

Then: “Who?”

I let it go. Just like that. I shrug and turn my head toward the field. “Never mind. Hey, is that Brandy driving the tractor now?”

The shift is deliberate. Clean. No residue.

Sasha watches me for a second longer than necessary, then follows my gaze.

The tractor is still looping the perimeter of the field, the hay wagon bouncing behind it like gravity is more of a suggestion than a law. Women are waving, laughing, bouncing occasionally falling into hay like it’s part of the entertainment package. Jackie rides behind them now on horseback, Reina adjusting in the saddle under her direction.

Sasha laughs softly. “Looks like everyone gets a turn.”

“Apparently,” I say.

She keeps stroking the dog, then glances at me. “So what do you think about Chloe?” I ask, the question is casual. Almost too casual. “If she fits,” I say.

“She reminds me of you,” Sasha says. “Sharp tongue. She just hasn’t learned when to use it yet. You said yourself that snarky attitudes should be directed to those outside the group, not in it.”

“True. That’s a polite way of saying she’s dangerous.”

“It’s a kind way of saying she’s paying attention.”

I nod slowly. That one lands better than I expected.

“Do you want her officially in?” I ask. “You and the others do have a say.”

Sasha finally looks at me properly. “Pfft. Hell. She already acts like she’s in.”

“Good point.” I scratch the dog’s side belly. “She asked me for a nickname.”

A pause stretches out. The kind that doesn’t feel empty, just unclaimed. Sasha mutters, “Well now, should we blow that out of proportion?”

“Eh. Not today.” I watch the tractor again. “She’s driving now. I think she’s comfortable already.”

Sasha smiles faintly, still scratching the dog. “Steve. What’s eating you?”

I let out a breath and shake my head. “Nothing. I just wanted to talk to you alone for a bit. If I pull you aside at the cottage it looks conspiratorial. We can talk without a crisis right?”

“Oh yeah, sure.” she snickers, understanding immediately.

And for a moment it’s just grass, dog, laughter in the distance, and the illusion that nothing complicated is happening at all.

That peaceful moment lasts about thirty seconds.

Poultry in Motion

Then I hear shouting. Not alarmed shouting. Not emergency shouting. Adriah shouting. There’s a difference.

“STEEEEVE!”

I look up just in time to see her jogging. “She really needs a sports bra.”

“Wow,” Sasha snickers. “For sure. Good thing you rebuttoned those top two buttons…”

She gently jogs across the grass carrying a chicken. Not chasing a chicken. Carrying one. The bird is tucked in her arms and bosom like a newborn baby. Judging by the expression on its face, this isn’t its first kidnapping.

Sasha starts laughing before Adriah even reaches us.

“Wow, Steve, all you need is a piece of wheat hanging from your mouth.” She grins. “Look!” Adriah beams catching her breath. “Isn’t she beautiful?”

I glance up at the bird, sitting forward on the grass. “Golden Laced Sebright.”

Adriah stops dead. “What?”

“Golden Laced Sebright. Smaller bantam breed. Very old English breeding line. Bred by a chap named Sir something Sebright. Black scalloped markings over gold feathers. Looks almost like dragon scales. They’re incredibly beautiful birds. Very friendly and docile… as you can see.”

The chicken blinks as she cocks her head.

Sasha stares.

Adriah slowly lowers the bird and looks at me. “Is there anything you don’t know? Man.”

“I’ve had chickens for twelve years. These were my favorites. Their markings are nature’s artwork.”

Both women stare. “Unbelievable,” Sasha mutters.

“You were discussing Corvette steering wheels ten minutes ago,” Adriah replies.

“I guess. Life is about balance. There’s man made beauty…” I nod towards the Sebright, “…and nature’s beauty.”

She cuddles the bird tighter. “She’s so sweet.” Adriah looks at me, “He or she?”

“That’s… a hen. No wattle.” I study the chicken for a moment. Then I look at Adriah. Then back at the chicken. “They do like being held. So. How long have you been holding her?” I ask.

Her eyes narrow immediately. “Why?”

“Just asking.”

“No. Why?”

“Because chickens poop every twenty minutes.”

Sasha folds over laughing.

“No, they don’t,” Adriah mutters.

“They absolutely do. You can practically set your watch by it,” I reply deadpan.

Adriah suddenly looks concerned. “Ahhhh.”

“When was the last time she pooped?”

“I… um…” she falters. She looks around helplessly. The chicken offers no assistance. “That’s not information I have.”

“Problem.”

“Why is that a problem?” Sasha asks on Adriah’s behalf.

“Because she’s probably holding it.”

Sasha is laughing.

“Hold it?”

“Yep.”

“They do that?”

“They like being held. They’ll often wait. And they can’t arch their backs ‘to go’ when you’re holding them.” The chicken continues staring into the middle distance like a tiny feathered philosopher. I point at the grass. “You should probably put her down.”

Adriah immediately hugs the bird tighter. “No. She’ll run away.”

I glance at her dress. Then at the chicken. Then back at the dress. “Gee. That’s a pretty dress.”

Adriah squints. “What are you saying?”

“Nothing. But if she struggles free she’ll go on you.”

“I don’t want her to fly away.” Adriah suddenly looks suspicious. “Wait. Chickens can’t fly,” She adds. “Right?”

“Neither can turkeys,” I reply.

Both women stare. “What does that mean?” Sasha asks.

“Old Thanksgiving television joke. WKRP. Oh. Nevermind.”

“That explained absolutely nothing.”

“It wasn’t intended to,” I reply. I point at the chicken. “Anyway, Chickens can fly about a foot off the ground for short runs, but bantams breeds can fly very well. Most chickens are livestock. Bantams never got the memo.”

Adriah looks horrified. “What?”

“She can be halfway up that maple before you realize she’s gone.”

The chicken flaps one wing as if to prove my point. Adriah tucks it under her arm. The bantam settles down, even closes an eye.

“So she can escape?” Sasha asks.

“Easily. They’re usually used to being held,” I tell them.

“Then why did you say put her down?” Adriah asks.

“Because I’d rather she download onto the grass than onto your dress. They’re not exactly house trained ya know.”

Sasha nearly falls over laughing. “Download?”

“That’s what we’re calling it?” Adriah thrusts the chicken slightly away from herself. “You hold her.”

The bird shifts comfortably in her arms. I point. “She likes you.”

Adriah brightens immediately. “See? Somebody appreciates me.” The chicken turns and stares directly at me.

I stare back.

“She’s also planning something.”

Sasha breaks again.

“How do you even know all this?”

“Because chickens are basically tiny dinosaurs with digestive systems.”

“And the turkeys?”

I groan.

“The turkeys were worse. I had two of them.”

“Worse how?” Adriah asks.

“They liked shiny things.”

“So?”

“So I was working a Corvette one day and couldn’t find my half-inch socket.”

“What happened to it?”

“The turkey stole it.”

Silence.

Sasha blinks.

“The turkey stole your socket.”

“Not one socket. Sockets. Plural,” I add.

“You’re kidding.”

“I spent three days looking for a missing ratchet extension. Found it under a pine tree.”

Adriah laughs. “No.”

“One of them stole an ASE socket and carried it halfway across the property like pirate treasure.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know. They’re attracted to shiny objects. I never understood the criminal mind.”

Sasha is laughing so hard she’s bent over.

“You got robbed by a turkey. Did he appear on Dateline?”

“Nah, some true crime podcast.”

I point at the chicken in Adriah’s arms. “Which is why when I tell you to put that bird down for a bit, I’m speaking from experience.”

The chicken chooses that exact moment to shift its weight.

Adriah’s eyes widen.

“Oh no.”

“Twenty minutes,” I say. “Like clockwork. Put her down and let her poop then pick her back up again. But, one of three things will happen. One, she’ll skitter away finding the rest of her flock, two, she’ll graze here in the grass…”

“And three?”

I smile, “She’ll let you pick her up again. Especially if you had food.”

“I have…” Adriah tries to hold the chicken and search a pocket, “I have a Watermelon Jolly Rancher…” The chicken finds the opportunity to flutter to the ground from her grasp. “OH!”

The dog looks briefly up. “Don’t startle her. Be calm. Be one with the chicken.” Sure enough the Sebright does her business and then starts to graze. “Bea, why don’t you ask Roger for a handful of chicken feed, next time he comes around, then you’ll attract the whole flock.”

“Good idea.” She turns and starts walking away as the chicken follows her.

Sasha laughs, “She’s following her, wow.”

“The motion towards her pocket may be a cue the hen thinks Adriah has food or going to get some.”

The tractor stops its lap across from us and Izzy dismounts the John Deer. Jackie dismounts the horse near us leaving Reina at the equestrian controls. The dog looks up vaguely interested then flops his head back down still thanking the cool shade.

Jackie approaches us.

“Sash. Want to take a lap?”

The others climb off the hay wagon, still laughing.

I automatically do a roll call in my head.

“Ah…”

I look around.

“Where’s Dot and Sophie?”

Jackie swings around looking at the wagon, “Oh, I think they’re checking out the bee hives with Roger’s wife.”

“Honey.” Izzy smiles.

“Yea?” I reply.

“No, we’re gonna take home some honey…”

Roger shuffles over. “Well, Steve. The vendors sure look happy and usually by this time they’re packing up… We’re sure getting the looks. Your girls make a great advertisement for the swap meet.”

“Steve, don’t.” Izzy whispers.

Roger looks confused.

“What?” I shrug, “I let it go.”

Jackie looks to Roger, “Steve never calls us ‘girls’. He uses ‘ladies’.”

Roger smiles, “I’m sorry, I’m not politically correct.”

“No harm,” I wave a hand dismissing it.

Roger nods. “Steve, if you like jump on the –“

“–band wagon?”

Roger shakes his head, groans. “If you want, I’ve got something you’re gonna like…” He offers.

“Ok, I’d like to check in on Muffin (Sophie) and the Oracle too…”

“Of course.”

Jackie looks to Sasha, “Sash, get on the horse. We’ll meet you all at the farm house.” Sasha grins from ear to ear.

I give the dog a final scratch behind the ears and make my way to the wagon. The others help me up reinforcing what I already suspected, I’m getting older. After some grunting that offers female amusement I sit on a hay stack. I’m so out of my element, but the simplicity of this life style isn’t lost on me. One of the hens wanders within reach. I scoop her up.

As I relax smelling the hay, I get the warning. “Hang on!” Roger puts the tractor in gear and we all lurch backwards. Adriah is holding her Sebright bantam smiling. The bumpy dirt road tosses us around. I look around to a feast of bouncing bosoms.

“I thought you’d like this part…” Adriah shouts over the tractor engine smirking.

I make my patent pending ‘huh’ face.

“Not exactly a wishbone suspension huh?” I offer. Chickens skitter around as the ladies try to capture them. I get a good look at the swap meet vendors from a new angle and one catches my eye. He appears to have all Mopar (Chrysler) parts. He might have a rim blow steering wheel. I note that.

Soon the ride stops and Sasha stops the horse. Jackie and Sasha dismount. Silence finally as Roger shuts off the diesel tractor and the last cloud of smoke stings my eyes. The ladies and I disembark the hay ride from hell as my joints give thanks to solid ground. I look around and spot the condo of bee hives and Sophie and Dot in bee suits looking at something enthralling. At least I assume it’s them.

Bait, Switch and Trap

Roger breaks my gaze, “Steve, you’re a car guy right?”

Still holding the bantam Adriah, adds, “Four Corvettes and two ‘Cudas. OEM.”

I roll my eyes. OEM is her buzzword for the day. 

“Then you’ll like this. You ready?” We approach an old red barn, Roger lifts a giant wooden barn door latch and it clunks. He swings the massive doors open towards us. At first my eyes try to adjust to the darkness but the throw of a switch lights the forward interior. Dust hangs in the air, caught in the rafter overhead lights like tiny stars.

My eyes are met with an amazing sight. Six vintage Camaro muscle cars in mint condition parked in a facing V pattern. Roger puts out his hand like I won a prize on Price is Right. “My collection.”

“Holy shit…” I drift toward them.

“A ’67… Convertible.”

“A ’68… Convertible.”

I stop at the next one. “Oh, man…” I bend closer, “A ’69 RS Super Sport. Convertible.”

“My favorite. You know your Chevys…” Roger beams.

“Yeah. 1986 Torch Red IROC Z Convertible… my friend Shawn had one. WOW.”

Roger doesn’t answer. He simply walks toward the back of the barn. Something sits beneath a faded canvas car cover. “Here…” He looks at me. “Help me.” He points at the canvas. “Roll it back.” We peel and roll back the cover as my jaw drops lower and lower…

“Is this…”

Roger smiles ,”1969 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1″

“I’ve only heard of these. ZL1. No way.”

“Way.”

I’m at a loss for words, “They only made, what… fewer than a hundred? Good Lord.”

Roger folds his arms, “You’re close. Sixty-nine.” He begins to walk away deeper into the darker part of the barn. “Good. Glad you like it…”

Switch flip.

Lights come on. He reaches for another switch. Click.

Rows of warm café lights spring to life. The back half of the barn glows. Not with more cars. With polished hardwood.

A raised stage.

Speakers.

Tables.

A long string of lights hanging from the rafters. I look up.

Silence.

I look at the stage.

Roger.

The stage again.

Roger again.

“So…” He says with anticipation.

I already know.

Mutters of coos and awe fly through the barn from the women. Oh here we go…

Roger chuckles then clasps his hands in front of him. “So. I’ve been trying to get line dancing going here for years.” He gestures toward the empty dance floor. “Turns out three tired parts vendors, a dog and Earl from the feed store don’t exactly create an electric atmosphere.”

I shrug “Who knew?”

The ladies laugh. Jill stands next to me, “Sweet.”

“It’s finally done.” Roger sweeps his arm toward them. “What I was missing…” He gazes over the ladies in their dresses “…was this.”

I stare at him. “You son of a…”

“So the tractor…”

“…the hay rides…”

“…the chickens…”

“…the honey…”

“…and the Camaros…”

I slowly point around the barn.

“…were all bait.”

Roger doesn’t even try to deny it. He nods thoughtfully. “Well… I prefer to think of ’em as loss leaders.”

Chloe laughs as the others drift towards the stage, “Like at the Bargain Food Fort, loss leaders get you in the store…”

Izzy does a twirl on the stage her dress flaring out and bursts out laughing. “Steve. You’ve been out-Steved.”

“Yeah. I don’t like that feeling.”

Adriah grins. “I do. Last time it was potstickers…” She looks at Roger. “This time it was Camaros. Hey. So, Roger, I’m pretty sure Steve plays the jug in the band.”

“Not those jugs.”

Roger watches the women drift onto the dance floor, laughing, spinning, dresses flaring with every turn.

Jackie smiles. 

Kat copies one of the dust covered painted footprints on the floor.

Brandy spins once.

Izzy laughs and does another twirl.

Our Brit, Jackie, slowly turns, taking in the dance floor. “You know…” she says quietly. “I’ve only ever seen this sort of thing on the tele back home.”

“Really?” I reply.

She nods. “Line dancing. Barn dances. Country music.” She smiles. “To actually do it here in the states… I always thought that’d be rather nice.”

I smile. “Well… you do realize you’re talking to a Yankee.”

She looks puzzled. “Meaning?”

“New England.” I gesture around me. “Wrong end of the country. We don’t exactly grow up wearing cowboy hats. Eating beans from a can.”

Jackie grins. “No?”

“You’ve been watching too many American movies.”

“Possibly.”

“This is Rhode Island. We have dairy farms, stone walls and maple syrup.”

“No cowboys?”

Roger catches Adriah smiling and quietly smiles back. “Wrong postal code, my dear,” Roger replies.

“Ah, you’re all colonial traitors anyway,” Jackie points at me like she’s sighting a target with both hands, “Shut up and get up here…”

I don’t even know what to say, “Jax. I- I…”

Roger must have sensed me getting railroaded and jumps in. “Look, I don’t want to put you on the spot.” He gestures toward the dance floor. “Even if I was to do anything I wasn’t going to start until after dark anyway.”

He folds his arms. “So… have some dinner. Think about it.”

Kat wanders in just then, followed by Sherry. Kat puts down a hen. “Damn.”

Sherry looks around the barn. “Funny.” She smiles. “Turns out I like rust. And chickens. Who knew?”

“Where were you?” I ask a bit annoyed.

“If you must know, DAD, we were feeding the chickens,” Kat blurts mirroring my firey fatherly tone…

“He knows,” I reply mock deflated.

“Knows what?”

I sigh, “That I’m not your father…”

“Well,” Kat quips back, “This is the first I’m hearing of this…”

Roger looks a little baffled. Then just shakes it off. “Wow.”

A moment later Sophie and Dot step through the doorway carrying their bee-keeper helmets. Roger’s wife follows behind them.”Whoa… Camaros,” Sophie stops in her tracks. “Is that a dance floor?”

“And Camaros?” Dot smiles. “Nice. The dance floor. It’s wonderful…” Roger beams.

Sophie circles the 1969 Camaro like she’s found the ark of the covenant, ‘Wow, 1969 RS SS 4 speed 396ci big block.” 

My eyes widen, “Sophie, you…”

“Yeah, sorry, I was hiding it.” She looks at Roger then points to the engine hood, “L34 or 35?”

“L78.”

“Holy crap!” She laughs. “I never thought I’d see one in person.”

Sophie hands her bee hat to Roger’s wife. “Wow. May I…?” indicating her desire to sit in it. Roger nods extends a friendly hand offering.

Sophie goes for the door handle and opens it like it was the safe containing the Crown Jewels.. She gently gets in grinning, wiggling her butt in the seat. 

I make a mental note never to underestimate quiet people again.

Roger’s wife smiles, “Well, Roger, I think she likes it. You should take her for a ride.”

Roger gestures toward his wife. “This is my better half, Ann.”

She gives us a friendly wave. “I take it this is about the line dancing too not just the cars?” she says knowingly. “He’s wanted to get this going for years.” She swats his arm. “Roger, take her for a ride…”

Roger chuckles. “I don’t think she’d give it back.”

“I heard that,” Sophie calls from inside the Camaro. The ladies laugh. “Me like.”

“Know what? I’ll do one better.” Roger shakes his head and looks back at me. “Steve, if you’re taking the ladies to dinner anyway…”

I already know where this is going. “No. You don’t.”

Roger ignores me. “Take a Camaro.” He gestures to the collection of six.

I point toward the women. “I can’t leave nine ladies behind.”

Roger thinks about it for exactly three seconds. “Fine.” He looks to his wife, “Ok then…”

I don’t like the look in his eye.

“The other ladies can each take their own Camaro.”

The barn goes silent.

Then Roger raises a finger. “But not the ZL1.”

The barn explodes. Hands shoot into the air. Several of the ladies and boobs are literally bouncing in place.

“NO WAY!” I whisper.

“Seriously?”

“Oh my God!”

“Roger!” Ann scolds.

“What?” Roger shrugs. “They’re insured. You always complain they don’t get driven. They’re meant to be enjoyed and who better…”

I stare at him.

“Did you take your meds today?”

Roger completely ignores the question. “Girls. Who can drive a manual? I know Sasha can.”

Three hands immediately go up.

Then a fourth.

Then Sophie raises hers from inside the Camaro.

Then Jackie.

Then Brandy.

I blink. “Apparently everyone, what a shock.”

Roger points at the ladies. “Would you trust these girls driving your Corvettes?”

The women immediately turn toward me.

That’s not fair. That’s not even remotely fair. I feel twelve pairs of eyes drilling into my skull. “Ahhhhh…” My brain buffers.

The ladies start smiling. They know that sound. They know what it means. “Ahhhhh…”

More buffering.

“…I guess. In fact some have driven my cars.”

Cheers erupt. High-fives.

Sophie toots the Camaro horn. “I want this one.”

I point at her. “That’s strike one, Muffin.”

Roger folds his arms triumphantly. “So what’s the problem?”

I gesture toward the women. “Well, I’m more concerned about the other drivers.”

“What other drivers?”

“The ones that suddenly see twelve supermodels driving vintage Camaro convertibles.”

Several ladies snicker. “SUPER models?”

Dot points at herself. “He’s not wrong.”

Roger nods thoughtfully. “I see.” Then he shrugs. “That’s why they’re insured for four times their value.”

I stare at him. “That’s your solution?”

“It is.” He points toward the barn door. “Why don’t you take the Camaros to dinner?” A beat. “There’s a great diner a few miles down the road. Very vintage. I’ll give you directions.

“Oh goodie; directions…” Adriah sneers.

The realization hits me immediately. I point at him. “Oh, that’s clever.”

“What?”

“So we HAVE to come back.”

Roger shrugs. “Or steal them. Your choice.” Then he smiles. A slow, satisfied smile followed by the shrug. The kind that only appears when a trap is functioning exactly as designed. “Well… that’s some very expensive bait.” He looks at Ann. “The line dancing doesn’t start until after dark.”

Silence.

I look at Roger.

Silence.

I look at Roger.

Then the dance floor.

Then the ladies already celebrating like the verdict had been read.

Then back to the dance floor.  The trouble with line dancing is it’s a gateway drug to SQUARE dancing.

“You can have the ladies. I can watch from the side and drink cider.” I mutter. “I’m more of a spectator.”

“Steve…” Roger’s wife says, “Even I doubt you’ll get away with that.”

I snicker, “I’ve slipped out of worse. I’m not gonna dance.”

Several of the ladies start in on me, “C’mon!”

“Sorry white man won’t dance.” Then Adriah starts drifting towards me. I follow up with “Nope.”

Roger sighs, “Steve, what will it take–?”

Adriah gently pumps her hands, “I got this…” She approaches me and whispers in my ear facing away from me making it more curious. She withdraws and folds her arms, content. A beat.

“K. I’m in.”

My potential humiliation sparks enjoyment as smiles emerge all round.

One word slips out before I can stop it.

“Shit.”I mutter under my breath. “Dancing. Why did it have to be dancing?”

“Excellent. You’ll love it. Great exercise.” Roger walks over to a dusty small chalkboard and blows it off, coughing.

I look at Jill who’s smiling, “Oh boy…”. She literally starts jumping up and down.

“Great. Okay, ” Roger continues, “We’ll start with the Grapevine. Weave and Skate. Electric Slide…”

I nod thoughtfully. I spread my stance planting my feet, fold my arms and offer a furrowed brow to Adriah. She returns a silent thumbs up grinning.

“I can teach you the Jazz Box, Monterey Turn, Pivot Turn, Coaster Step and Kick-Ball-Change,” Roger offers.

My eyes roll left until they meet Izzy’s. She locks glances with me grinning. At this point this is for them and not me. Which is fine. Ann’s face confirms my choice.

“Then the Cupid Shuffle…”

I squint.

Roger continues. “Watermelon Crawl.”

“Seedless I hope…”

“After that… Boot Scoot Boogie.”

“Oh God…” Adriah immediately lowers her head into one hand.

Izzy, “Oh no.”

Kat, “Oh Geezus.”

Jackie notices. Snickers.

Trish smashes her lips together shaking her head.

Chloe, “Wut?”

Reina bobs her head down, “Oh boy.”

Without looking up Adriah mutters, “…wait for it.”

I blink.

“What?”

Nobody answers. Every pair of eyes slowly turns toward me. I’m genuinely confused.

“What?”

Still nothing.

They’re all just…

…waiting.

I look around the barn. “…What?”

Then “…Why’s everybody looking at me?”

Sasha bites her lip.

Dot starts grinning.

Roger looks confused.

“I haven’t even said anything.”

“No,” Adriah replies without lifting her head. “But you’re going to.”

Now I realize…

They’re expecting one. Terrific. Great. Apparently this is mandatory now.

“C’mon…”

“You’ve got one.”

“I know that face. Boot Scoot Boogie… C’mon.” Adriah whispers loudly.

I sigh.

“…I have a cream for that.”

Adriah finally lifts her head. “And…There it is.”

Kat snickers, “Roll credits…”

“Happy now?”

Roger glances and Ann whose smiling then turns into a polite laugh.

I slowly let my arms fall to my sides.

I look at Roger as looks back at the chalk board.

Roger’s wife slowly drifts over to me and puts a gentle hand on my upper arm as she floats by, “Thank you.”

“This is gonna cost you in apple cider AND fritters…”

She smiles.

“Shit.”I mutter under my breath. “Dancing. Why did it have to be dancing?”


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